(Warning: Crack chapter)

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. A lone human, sat in their bed, jerking off to the lewdest, loudest, and most horniest porn they had ever seen to date. "Auwqch, thus thine sock hawt~." They said using their vocal pipes to let out the most guttural, enthusiastic, and horny voice they had ever produced in their entire life.

All of a sudden, a *flash* sparkle sparkle. Another person was standing in their room. It was them.

"I put on a black hoodie that covered my my chemical romance t-shirt and threw my hair into a messy bun." They said as their orbs were locked in eye contacat and they were still jerking off as hard and as loud as possible. Their clone looked at the screen. "Do eth thine watath ze pron too?" As they snapped their neck off their shoulders and looked back at the one furiously jerking off on the bed. The one on the bed began reminiscing in hoe and started crying. "Yes, it is I who thoueth confirm that I watath the pron as ze hobby." They said crying over their erection that they were still pumping. "Doth thoueth watath ze pron togetree?" The clone asked as they slapped the one on the bed. "Yes, por favor, I doth looketh favoriabely on ze self-cest. I sensuraly hoppy that ze mpreg has been destribotched."

The clone extemded their limb appendage and slapped the one on the bed again. "Then thou est wittle doth timmy treble wittle me." The clone said as suddenly a *flash* sparky sparkle glittrauch surrounded them and they vegan whisking away through the fabrics of time. They made out and had sex, very clean and wierd they were that the selfcest and mpreg energied and built up and fucked up the timeline. Out of mowhere, the two were standing next to two fraves. It was the frijoles and leche of their chirren. The two stopped having sex and stared at the graves. "Auwqch, will thine thou est ever recoubah from ze heart shit?! The one on from the bed said falling back and dying, their eyes turning X-shaped. The clone became friend shaped. "Thou est doth beloved that it was thou, lo! It was me DIO!

(And no one lived happily efter after. End the)