Another Day, Another Dollar 

"I don't get paid enough for this! I should get a boredom bonus!... Yeah!... a bonus check for enduring extreme, mind-numbing boredom!

Whew!... there it is... finally!... last candle lit... Hell's lending library is open for business.

Hmmm..... you'd think, as bright as our clientele think they are, that they would have figured out how to wire this place.

Oh well... this little demon did his job... all wicks lit.

Plus, these days, any job is better'n none... could have ended up in the kitchen...

Wager I'd best count my blessings... or I'll be up the Styx without a Pascal. "