After a quick break, everyone was back inside the gymnasium. Mostly everyone needed to either get up and stretch or definitely take a walk to understand what the actual heck was going on with a certain student that was none other than Y/N L/N. While they may not have known him much then, just about Everybody was interested now.

As they all got to their spots, another name was drawn and Nezu read it out loud.

Nezu: Himiko Toga

Toga: Yay~!!

As the name of one of the former villains that were going to Union Academy was called, they all turned to see a smiling Toga giddy with anticipation.

Nezu: Now Ms. Toga, you know what to do.

Toga: Sure do Mr. Koala Bear. *looks towards Y/N* Hi Y/N~.

'Y/N': *smiles* And hi to you. Name?

Toga: Himiko Toga~.

'Y/N': *closes his eyes* Processing...*opens them and rolls them and smiles* Well it looks like one of my adorable stalkers found my music ey?

Toga: Aw~. You DO remember me~.

'Y/N': How could I not~. After our first encounter, you'd always want More of my blood. It wasn't till after the staff here got you on blood supplement pills, that you kinda mellowed out somewhat. Afterwards you just became like everyone else at this damned school and just forgot about me~.

Now that bit of information alone was enough to make everyone's eyes go wide, but before any concerns could be said aloud, Toga instantly...and surprisingly replied back.

Toga: Aww, I'm sorry~. If you want I can make it up to you~.

'Y/N': *chuckles* As much as 'I' would like that, you'd have to talk to the ACTUAL Me. I'm probably sure he'd enjoy it. He always thought of you as one of the few people who was his age, who he could at least actually talk to, even if it was just for a short while.

Now that piece of information made Toga squeal in delight as she thought that Y/N actually likes being around her. That also made the other students wonder what did Y/N mean by what he said....

'Y/N': So, what would you like to hear my little blood sucker~?

Toga: Oh getting flirty are we~?

'Y/N': Well like I said before, I have been programmed, when my creator was in a alcoholic binging state, so I have been made with what he'd say to those if they actually talked to him in person. And you my dear are definitely in the flirting category~.

Toga: *giggles* Well since this is starting to get all lovey dovey, can I hear a love song please~? *flashes him a smile*

'Y/N': *smiles* Well, while my real self may not have much actual experience with romance, he does surprisingly know how to make love songs, so I definitely believe that can be arranged.

Before anyone could say anything, once again 'Y/N' was gone and in his place was what looked like a memory of Y/N back at Juniors, but this time the bar looked festive like with different sized heart decorations around the bar.

Yang: Wait, was that on Valentine's Day?

'Y/N': Question Acknowledged. Answer: Correct. While those that had dates, loved ones, or "Valentines", usually stayed with each other, those that were single, usually stayed home locked up in their rooms gorging themselves in chocolate they bought themselves and probably cry themselves to sleep. Y/N on the other hand did the other thing most single do on Valentine's Day and that was get Totally Wasted. Of course one thing led to another drinking "accident", so Y/N had to sing... again.

As Y/N answered Yang's question, most of the audience that were single, felt like they were called out for some reason.... Yet thankfully, before anyone actually said something about that, the memory continued on and Y/N began to play.

Y/N: *drunk while playing the piano* We all want love. How many single ladies out there, looking for love tonight?

Ladies in the Audience:*memory* Wooooo!

Y/N: *nods* Yeah, woo that sadness out. There's more where that came from. Ladies I know what you want.... *echoes low* want...*echoes lower* want.

At that, the audience in the memory laughed a bit, while the audience on the gymnasium were watching Y/N as he was somewhat tipsy...and yet still able to play the piano as they kept watching, Y/N finally began to sing.

Y/N: *singing* 🎶You want a guy that's sweet, a guy that's tough,
A feminist who likes to pay for stuff

🎶The kind of guy that gets along with your friends, Without being attracted to any of them

🎶A good boy, a bad boy; a good bad boy. A half good, half bad, half boy

🎶Loves your brothers, sensitive but not weak and is a great lover, calls your mother on the weekend

Midnight: Well he definitely knows the types of guys a girl could like.

Most of the girls nodded or silently agreed with her as some of the guys were quietly taking mental notes...for science of course.

Y/N: 🎶Now you might think that this guy only exists in your mind

🎶Guess what...You're right!

That got some of the actual audience to laugh. While some of the actual guys were silently praying thanks, cause that would be a high bar of standards to actually do.

Y/N: 🎶If you want love,

🎶lower your expectations a few

🎶Because Prince Charming would never settle for you~

🎶If you want love, just pick a guy and love him

🎶And if he's got a thing for feet, say "Fuck it, sweep me off 'em"

Now more of the audience was laughing, while luckily Eri's and Kota's ears were already covered.

Y/N: *talking* Now the good thing, is that at least "men have very realistic expectations for women"..... He said, sarcastically setting up a second verse in a comedy song

Raven: *smirks* Well this oughta be good.

Y/N: *singing* 🎶You want a girl that's nice, a girl that's not obsessed with her looks, but is insanely hot

🎶The kind of girl that you can show to your folks, Loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your jokes

🎶A real girl, a hot girl; a really hot girl, a brand new really hot, real doll

🎶Wants to impress you, doesn't care if you notice, and only ever uses you to tickle her throat with

Girls: WHAT?!?!

Mineta/Issei: YES!!

As soon as the two perverts said that, they were instantly ambushed out of nowhere, and beaten to a pulp. While that happened, none of the other guys (that were actually smart) said anything against it, and merely ignored it... including the teachers and parents.

Y/N: 🎶Now you might think that this girl only exists in your mind...
But she's real, but last week she died

For a second, the beaten boys got excited, only to be disappointed, while others laughed and chuckled at the dark humor.

Y/N: 🎶If you want love, lower your expectations a lot

🎶You might think your dick is a gift, I promise it's not

🎶If you want love, just pick a girl and love her

🎶Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer

At that point, some of the girls watching this actually cheered, while some of the numbskull perverted guys *coughs* you already know who*cough* were disappointed... even though it was just a song.

Y/N: 🎶I don't want a neat freak, I don't want a slob

🎶Somebody with bedhead and a dead-end job

🎶'Cause I won't settle for less than perfect

🎶We want perfect children, a perfect life

🎶A perfect husband or a perfect wife

🎶But deep down we know, we don't deserve it.............But-

Y/N: 🎶We all deserve looove, even on the days when we aren't our best

🎶'Cause we all suck, but love can make us suck less

🎶We all deserve love, it's the very best part of being alive

🎶And I would know I...just turned 25

End Song

Izumi: Wait, Y/N is 25?!

'Y/N': Question Acknowledged. Answer: No. Y/N is the same age as most of you students here, at the time of this song, he just needed a quick rhyme since he came up with the lyrics on the spot while intoxicated.

While that silently impressed his mentor, most of the other adults were really starting to get concerned for the actual Y/N and his consumption of alcohol. Yet just before that concern could be made public, someone quickly asked what they thought was a very important question, and that someone was none other than Union Academy's sleepless working support student Mei Hatsume.

Mei: Hey Robo N/N, (Nick Name)! Just what kinda girl does N/N actually like?!

While most of the single females also wanted to know that critical piece of information, some of them were wondering why Mei had called Y/N...N/N? Then again, not many people knew how Mei Hatsume got down...then again even her classmates that did know her were still confused.

Y/N: Question Acknowledged. Answer..... Actually Y/N's love interests is quite peculiar. Besides the obvious, and I'm quoting my actual self here, "Ages LEGAL and UP", the rest of his interests are part of a song he made. Observe.

This time instead of 'Y/N' disappearing another hologram of Y/N appeared right by him. As that happened, it seemed that 'Y/N' created a small DJ setup and began to play it while the other hologram of Y/N actually began...to rap.

A/N: Play at 0:11.

Y/N: *sings* 🎶I like
Big girls,
Pretty kitty girls,
Really witty girls,
Singing ditty girls,

I like the leggy girls,
With the nice thighs,
I like a good chest,
No matter what size,

I like the belly folds,
I like the six packs,
Really tall queens,
And the short stacks,

From the mild girls,
To the wild girls,
You got style, girls,
Make 'em riled, girls🎶

End Song

Y/N: *just standing there, shrugs* Yeah, I just really like Girls. *disappears*.

As the other hologram of Y/N disappeared, 'Y/N' just made his DJ equipment disappear. At the same time most of the audience (females of course) were blushing up a storm, while the guys were just slack jawed and wide eyed. Though also some of the females there were actually a little jealous that they technically hadn't been mentioned...

Velvet: *pouts and mumbles* What about Bunny Girls?

Neo: *pouting and holding a sign* Or Quiet Girls?

Tsu: *Keros and mumbles* Or Froggy Girls?

Ibara: *mumbles* Or Holy Girls?

As many other girls were mumbling about technically not being mentioned, most of the guys we're all thinking the same type of two thoughts about Y/N, and those were "Lucky Bastard", and "A Moment of Silence for our Fallen Brother".

The first thought, of course since a lot of girls were apparently interested in Y/N, but the second was because....well A Lot of Girls were interested in Y/N. Thankfully when it seemed like the girls had stopped, surprisingly 'Y/N' actually responded to it.

'Y/N': Questions Acknowledged. Answer: YES.

Ryuko:.... Wait that's it?

'Y/N': Affirmative. While it may not have actually mentioned other certain types of females, Y/N just about likes or has a thing for almost every kind of Girl... that are Legally of Age of course.

As many girls were quite pleased with that answer *cough* and the FBI *cough cough*, 'Y/N' turned his attention back to Toga.

'Y/N': *to Toga* Now, as for you my bloody princess, here's a song Y/N made that I think would fit you quite perfectly~. *to the audience* Of course before we begin, can someone please cover the ears and eyes of any children present...and also duck tape the mouths of Tenya Ida and Ira Gamagori.

As the two mentioned males were about to protest, they somehow instantly had been duck taped, and were struggling to get it off...all while somehow they didn't notice that a trail of rose petals were at their feet.

Ozpin: *curious* Mr. L/N, might I ask why did you have those young boys mouths taped shut?

'Y/N': Question Acknowledged. Answer: Believe me "Professor", for the song that's about to play...you'll thank me later for it.

With that said and done, 'Y/N' once again disappeared and in his place looked like some kind of apartment building. While that happened, it seemed the memory was in 1st Person Point Of View. At the same time, some retro rock music began to play.

The view of the memory (1st person POV) then went to the door of the apartment and when it opened up, there leaning against the door was Y/N dressed wearing black jeans, black shoes, a white tee with a black leather jacket. As Y/N looked right at the memory, he merely smirked and actually began to sing.

Y/N: *singing*🎶Hey Pretty Lady, You're looking real fine

🎶This is our first date, I'm not like other guys *creates and gives a rose*

Mako: *watching this play out* Wait, is this some kind of Date with Y/N?

'Y/N': Question Acknowledged. Answer: Well Yes, but No. While it is some type of First Date situation with Y/N, you'll just have to keep watching to see what kind *smirks*

As some of the audience saw how 'Y/N' acted in the end of his answer, the memory began to play once again.

Y/N: 🎶I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life

🎶So let's get naughty and break a couple rules tonight

Mercy (Fem Mercury): *raises an eyebrow and smirks* Oh, is someone trying to play the "Bad Boy" cliche?

At that question, some of the girls thought that was either, cute, cool, "lame", or otherwise...yet none of them were expecting the response they got from 'Y/N'.

'Y/N': Question Acknowledged. Answer: *smirks back* In a way....

Once again as Y/N left it at that, the memory continued on where now instead of an apartment, the scenery was now in a movie theater.

Y/N: 🎶Sneak in a movie, No one will ever know

Cutscene to a Private Property Area

Y/N:🎶 Run on private property and hold each other close

As the "memory" was playing out, the view then changed to where Y/N was staring at the stars on a cliff with it.

Y/N: 🎶Beneath the moonlight, I got a fun idea

🎶Lean and kiss a cheek and gently whisper in your ear

As many were anticipating what Y/N was going to say-

Y/N: 🎶Let's steal a car tonight!

-...They were not expecting him to say that.

Y/N: 🎶Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise

🎶Let's steal a mother fuckin' car tonight

🎶We're young and aliiiive

At that point, it seemed as Y/N was hotwiring and stealing a car, a robotic officer spotted him and as it was about to stop Y/N, he merely duplicated himself to where now he was almost done hotwiring, while his other self, *mumbles* that for some reason was dressed like a ninja with the word Brian on his hoodie, *talks normal* Destroyed the Robo-Cop.

Y/N: 🎶So let's commit some crimes

By that point Y/N and the memory were now in the stolen vehicle, while Y/N's (ninja) clone was on the roof of the car flipping everybody off.

Y/N: *smiles and looks at the memory* Hey, I like you.

Now, while most of the normal audience watching were thinking WTF?,...some of the students that were "reformed" or "former" villains (the females to be precise) were actually smiling wide, blushing, fixing or playing with their hair and makeup, breathing hard, or rubbing their thighs together...

Y/N: *singing and creates flowers *🎶I got you flowers, Let's get some coffee

Cutscene to a Coffee Shop

🎶Look deep in my eyes and tell me about your family

🎶We can hold hands, And you can watch me...

Just as it looked like maybe, the date would be somewhat normal...ish-

Y/N:...🎶*sings while slamming his face where his eyes get punctured by cocaine needless* Shoot cocaine into my eyes and Rock a burglary!

-Y/N went and apparently said and did something even more crazier.

Y/N: 🎶Let's steal some art tonight!

Cutscene to an Art Museum

Y/N:🎶*singing while stealing paintings in a shopping cart* What's a few Picassos when you're on a sexy date heist

By this point, the "reformed" female students watching this were getting all "hot and bothered" down below and we're starting to look at the "memory" of Y/N like a nice piece of meat.

Y/N: 🎶Let's steal some precious fuckin' art tonight

🎶We're young and aliiiive

🎶Let's cross the state lines

As the alarm in the art museum went off, it seemed to have triggered more robotic security as many robots were swarming Y/N. Yet Y/N didn't even look scared as he simply nodded to his clone and in a quick instance they were easily tearing the robots apart. As that happened, Y/N would pop up and try to act normal to the memory while gun shots and explosions were happening behind him.

Y/N: *Talking calmly like it's a normal thing* Or you know, we could go a little more traditional. Go for a walk, watch a movie. *smiles and tries to block the explosion* Actually there's a really nice flower exhibit at the botanical gardens. Ninja Y/N was just telling me about that last week. He loved it. *Ninja Y/N nods excited behind him and disappears back into the explosion* Wait you know what,
FUCK IT! *puts on a pair of Terminator shades*

Audience/B.Girl's Mind: Oh No/ Oh Yeah!

Cutscene to a rooftop with a mugger on it

Y/N:🎶Let's kill some guy tonight

🎶We're holding hands and laughing while we shank him in the starlight

As the mugger looked like he wanted to hurt Y/N, Y/N's (Ninja) Clone appeared behind the guy and began to pummel him into the concrete rooftop.

🎶Let's take a mother fuckin' life tonight

🎶We're young and alive

🎶Which I can't say for that guy! *points at the mugger Y/N's (ninja) clone was holding* Background: That guy!

As Y/N gave the thumbs down to his clone, there was a crazy glint in his eyes. By the time he gave the signal, the other Y/N snapped the guy's neck, killing him instantly.

🎶Yeah!

Ok, now just about all of the audience that was somewhat sane couldn't believe what they were hearing or watching, Ilda and Gamagori were yelling how all of this were breaking tons of rules all while they were still muffled, while a certain bunch of girls were trying to pick up their damn underwear that for some reason instantly dropped when Y/N was singing.

🎶Let's kill Five guys tonight

🎶We'll share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by

As that went on Y/N drove what looked like gang territory and did a drive by killing three guys.

Y/N: 🎶Let's kill Ten guys tonight- *stops*

Y/N: *looks at a paper that had notes on it, then his clone* Y'know what, first date, let's cut the brakes on the murders. *crosses out Ten on the notes*

As Y/N was leading the "memory" back to her apartment, Y/N's clone was stabbing the shit out of a guy he was choking one handed.

Y/N:🎶Let's kill Five guys tonight

A/N: Just imagine that most of the audience are acting like how Sully thought Boo got damaged and turned into a trash cube in Monsters Inc.

Y/N: *looks at the memory*🎶I'll take you back to your place and we'll craft the perfect alibi

🎶Man we had fun tonight

🎶We're young and aliiive

🎶And you can call me anytime

End Song

By the end of the song, mostly all the guys were thinking how the hell would that be a good first date...then when they noticed a group of girls now somehow holding Y/N plushies with hearts in their eyes, they just all decided to not even bother asking...

Yet what they didn't see, while most did was that while the song might have ended, the memory played on to where it got out of First-Person POV, and into regular. It then zoomed out to show a sleeping Y/N instantly waking up. As that happened, those in the audience that actually payed attention now realized, that Y/N's song was just a dream.

As Y/N looked around, he noticed that he was in the school library...alone...at night. He merely sighed, packed up his belongings and left. Thus, as that happened the memory finally faded to black.

Port: Hold on for a second, so all of that nonsense that just happened, that was all just dream?

'Y/N': Question Acknowledged. Answer: Correct. On that day, Y/N was supposed to meet with someone, but they never showed. Y/N just thought they were running late, so he waited there...yet apparently the person never showed...

Sero: Well that's just plain rude and messed up. Did they at least leave like a text?

'Y/N': Question Acknowledged. Answer: Negative. If Y/N had known that, he would have already went home, yet there was nothing. Apparently the person had something important they wanted to tell Y/N yet they never showed.

Shota: Who was it...out of curiosity I mean. *looks away and blushes*

'Y/N': Question Acknowledged. Answer: While, I would just like to say the name out loud, I believe my actual self wouldn't appreciate it. So instead I'll let you all figure it out by this song, that my actual self did a tribute for.

As 'Y/N', once again disappeared, in his place stood Y/N with a couple of clones that were all dressed like a slow chill rock band(base, key board, drum set .etc) with Y/N leading them holding a guitar and wearing  a tie headband with his outfit. As Y/N counted them off, the music sounded a lot smooth to be rock.

Y/N:*singing* 🎶I should have known,
From how I felt,
When we were together.
And even more when we were apaaarrart!

🎶You tiptoed in,
And you got under my skin!

🎶You snuck your way right into my heaaaarrrrt!

🎶I put up barriers,
To shield my emotions,
A wall that you could never break apart!

🎶But like a ninja of love
Repelling down from above!
You snuck your way right into my heart!

🎶Oh Yeah!

🎶You snuck your way right into my heart!

End of Song

As the song ended, many we're trying to guess who it could be, while some actually knew who the song was talking about... including the person herself...

Meanwhile

Y/N: (the actual one) *sighs * So...let me get this straight...You*looks at Takeru Ooyama* are from an elite private school that was recently turned from All-Girl to Co-Ed. And at this school students have special spiritual abilities called "Elements", and also crafted weapons called "Makens".

Takeru: *nods* That's right.

Y/N: And you, *looks at Ichika Orimura* are from an All Girl academy where they use large robotic suits called I.S. , where Only Females can operate them, yet somehow You as a Male are able to use them.

Ichika: *nods* Yep.

Y/N:*nods* Understandable... Now what I'm still trying to understand, is that while both of you guys are somewhat good hearted gents, and just about almost all the time do the right thing, you both are surrounded by many incredible, fascinating, and flat out beautiful girls and women...yet Takeru, you only see your female classmates as Companions or Just Friends and the same applies to Ichika, yet he "May or May Not"  only like a certain blue short haired girl with glasses from his classmates.

Y/N received a nod from Takeru, while Ichika looked away blushing and mumbling when he had been found out easily about his crush.

Y/N: If I may, Takeru, your classmates all have their unique skills and traits ...and of course they all also have..."personalities" *rubs where his chest is* ranging in all different shapes, sizes, colors, and even Letters... While Ichika, your classmates are similar in a way to Takeru's, yet in their case they each come from total different countries, come from different varieties with unique "characteristics", with some even having alluring and enchanting accents...

As Y/N was listing this off, both other males were nodding along following to what he was saying.

Y/N: Now I may not be the smartest man alive, but even I can see they all might have feelings for you. Yet with what you've both said to me in your own words is that you don't feel the same way...

Takeru: Well yeah. While what you said about my friends might be true, I only see them as just that... Friends. Some are like even Family to me, so that would just be weird, awkward, and wrong. Not to mention, that besides their skills and bodies, that's all they have going for them. To me their usually annoying, rude, up tight, prickly, or just...awful.

Ichika: I mean... I kinda agree with Takeru. Sure my friends are all nice and all, but sometimes I feel like they're all just too clingy. Now most of the time they're always in my personal space and I never really get any peace and quiet.

As the two boys gave their explanation to Y/N, he merely took it all in. When he saw they were done, he only had one thought going in his mind.

Y/N's Mind: 

Y/N: *takes in a long inhale, closes his eyes and claps his hands together*........*opens his eyes and points his hands at Takeru* BOI...*swiftly swipe points at Ichika* Bruh...

Takeru/Ichika: Wuh??

Y/N: *stands up* What I mean by that gentleman, is that while I can sort of see and understand where you two are coming from...you both are in unique and Really Unlikely and yet Very Lucky situations...and this is how you respond to them. Where I come from... I'm not like you two in "that" way. If I ever had females like that in my life that actually wanted to be with me, always wanted to do something with me, who Actually cared enough to check on me and see how I'm doing... I would do what I could in return for them and pay it back tenfold. Though I've only been here a short while, I believe all those females are all... promising. But of course, that's just me and everyone has the right to their own opinion. *starts walking towards the exit* Nice knowing you guys.... Rest in peace.

As Y/N exited the cafeteria of the Heli Carrier, both Ichika and Takeru were wondering what exactly did Y/N mean by that, especially that last part...yet before they could think any further, they instantly felt the temperature in the room drop to what felt like Below Zero. The pressure alone was giving the two a hard time trying to catch their breath, yet at the same time multiple dark shadows started to loom over the boys. Now this caused the two slowly and shakily turn around... only to see the many saddened, stone cold, intimidating, and pissed off looks of their female classmates...

Ichika: *densely smiles* Oh hey girls. How's it going?

The only response given was the girls Either summoning their Elements and Makens, or summoning and putting on their I.S. units...

A Few Seconds Later

A/N: Ya know honestly...as I typed that time skip, I instantly thought of the narrator from SpongeBob...hmm... maybe it's just me who thought that... Carry on.

As Y/N could hear the cries of pain from his fallen brethren while he was leaning by the outside wall near the cafeteria, he merely smirked and raised a bottle of booze in a quick salute and began to walk away.

Did he know that the girls were listening on their conversation? Yes, that's why he said what he said out loud. Did he tell the guys that? Of course Not, he just let them burry their own graves and watched as they dive bombed into them. Now just about almost all the girls were up for grabs and he for sure was going to clean out the house.

As he did that, he suddenly stopped when he felt a sharp burning throbbing pain coming from his forehead. He then started to hear a horrid ringing in his ears and slowly started to hear many shrieking cries and whispers, yet before it could go any further, Y/N quickly consumed more and more of the alcohol he had been holding onto. He nearly drank the whole bottle, as his..."headache" began to fade away.

Wanting to forget that, Y/N took out his phone/scroll and earbuds and played a song that he made a while back.

As the song played, Y/N began to dance along to the beat and slowly walk around exploring the ship. In just a short while, he'd put his next part of his plan into action.

A/N: And that's the end of this chapter.

1). The songs used in this chapter were

- Lower your expectations by Bo Burnham

- I like Girls by JoCat

- First Date by Ninja Sex Party

- You snuck your way right into my heart by Love Handle from Disney Channel's Phineas and Ferb

- This Jesus Must Die from the musical Jesus Christ Superstar

-Come and get your Love by Redbone

And

2). As always, thank you all for everything. Whether it's reading my stories, commenting, viewing, or voting on said stories, or just following me on Wattpad, I always appreciate it.

Until Next Time :)