Flashback

As Monday had finally approached, all the parents and visitors were all getting ready to come to Union Academy. While for most, it was either to see their child or see what Union Academy was all about, there were also those who went to see if what had happened last Friday was true....

Sun: *excited* Man I can't wait to see how the guys are doing at Union Academy!

Neptune: I know! It was so so much fun when we hung out last time!

???/???: Eeeee!

Sun: *sighs* So your sister came to huh?

Neptune: *rolls eyes* Yep.

If course the two that screamed were none other than Star Wukong and Aqua Vasilias.

Sun:* irritated* Are they still watching that same video of last Friday?

Neptune: Hey you gotta admit though man, the guy has a really good voice.

Sun: Tsc, please I can easily sing like that.

Neptune: Dude...you sing like a beowolf in pain.

Sun: Hey!

Somewhere else

Cinder: Now remember, while we're all together at the gymnasium try to see if you can find anyone that looks like they have potential.

Emerald: On it.

Mercury: Got it.

Recording of Y/N: *singing* 🎶Dream Ooooooooonnnn🎶!

Mercury: *irritated* Ugh!Neo! Can't you watch something else?!

Neo: *flips him off while still watching the video smiling*

Mercury: That's the hundredth time today you've played that stupid video!

Emerald: *smirks* Oh is somebody irritated that someone else is getting all of the girls attention?

Mercury: *rolls his eyes* Please like that bozo is that good.

Emerald: Heh, even your own Sister digs him.

Cinder: *tick mark* While that all may or may not be true, please follow the objective that is at hand.

Emerald/Mercury: Right

Yet just as those two agreed, they didn't notice Cinder looking at a pic of  Y/N singing his heart out...and her licking he lips.

Somewhere else

Toga: *giggling*

Dabi: *raises eyebrow*  You still watching that video of that guy singing toga?

Toga: *smiles* Yep. Oh I just wonder how his blood tastes like*squeals* I hope it's gotten better since last time~. *goes back to giggling*

As many others were in similar disputes, by the time they were all at the gymnasium and the directors made their announcement and as the hologram showed Y/N performing, everyone wanted a turn.

End of Flashback

Nezu: Well seeing how just about all of you want to go next, we're going to use the machine we used last Friday, just this time it has the names of everyone that signed in today.

A/N: The bingo machine

As the machine was brought out, Ozpin turned it around and around till he stopped and Nezu drew out a piece of paper.

Nezu: And the next one to go will be *opens the paper* Inko Midoriya.

At that everyone turned to the pudgy little mother of Izuku and Izumi.

Inko: * nervous by the stares* O-Oh me?

Nezu: Ms. Midoriya, if you would *motions to hologram Y/N*

Inko: A-Alright. *clears her throat* Uh, Y/N?

'Y/N': *smiling* That's my name don't wear it out. Name?

Inko: Inko Midoriya.

'Y/N': *closes his eyes* Processing...*opens his eyes and smiles genuinely* Well hello Ms. Inko. Nice to see you again.

Inko: *smiles* And to you as well.

'Y/N': *casual* Hopefully life is treating you well?

Inko: Very much so, thank you.

'Y/N': *smiling*  That's good. You know I always enjoy our conversations. You're one of very few people who even actually talk to me.

Inko: Well I enjoy them as well.

As the hologram of Y/N was casually talking to Inko, most people that payed attention to their conversation were wondering what Y/N had meant by that. But before anyone could do something about it, Y/N got to the main point of the conversation.

'Y/N': So what song would you like to hear Ms. Inko?

Inko: Well, while I'm sure a lot of people like those songs that are all loud and rowdy, I'd rather hear something more softer if you wouldn't mind.

'Y/N': *smiles* I believe I have just the song. In fact, *looks at the audience* This song will be for all of the parents and adults. For not only have you walked in your children's shoes and your parents before them, but also because you might have had similar situations to what you're about to hear.

With that, the hologram of Y/N disappeared. In his place in the center of the gym, was Y/N but now wearing a white dress shirt with black suspenders and dress shoes. Behind him appeared more clones of himself and right by them were little kids that oddly looked like a younger version of Y/N and also dressed like him.

 A/N: That's the younger version of Y/N

When they were all ready, they all took a breath, and in another moment the older Y/Ns began to sing.

Y/N Clones: *background*Ooo do doo do doo do do do doo

Y/N(main): 🎶In the quiet misty morning

When the moon has gone to bed,

When the sparrows stop their singing

And the sky is clear and red,

When the summer's ceased its gleaming

When the corn is past its prime,

When adventure's lost its meaning -
I'll be homeward bound in time

Bind me not to the pasture

Chain me not to the plow

Set me free to find my calling

And I'll return to you somehow

As all of the current time Y/Ns were singing in perfect harmony, many of the adults there started to recall when they were at their kid's age and talked to their parents about leaving to become a Hero or a Huntsman or just about leaving their homes to start their own life. While for some it was easy, others it wasn't so much. Many of them had their own little family arguments that either tarnished their bond or left with heavy regrets. Yet as the adults were reminiscing, one of the younger Y/Ns stepped forward and began to sing.

Young Y/N: 🎶If you find it's me you're missing

If you're hoping I'll return,

To your thoughts I'll soon be listening,

And in the road I'll stop and turn

Then the wind will set me racing

As my journey nears its end

And the path I'll be retracing

When I'm homeward bound again

Young Y/N choir:🎶Bind me not to the pasture

Chain me not to the plow

Set me free to find my calling

And I'll return to you somehow

The adults there, then began to see their kids at a younger age when they were all sweet and innocent. They saw them all grew up and become the young heroes/huntsman they were today. While it made most smile, there were also those who began to quietly cry and when their children saw this about them...they also began to feel like their parents. Meanwhile Y/N was still singing

Y/N(main): 🎶*louder*Bind me not to the pasture

Chain me not to the plow

Set me free to find my calling

And I'll return to you .....somehow

End Song

As the song had finally came to a close, there wasn't really a dry eye in the gymnasium. Either students or adults were hugging their families, calling their families to tell them they loved them, or just sitting there... thinking about their families.  Most of the staff were in the same position and yet while they were either rubbing the tears out of their eyes or just trying to act like they weren't just crying, principal Nezu decided to keep the ball rolling.

Nezu: Ahem, well that was a very touching piece if I might say. Now moving on to the next one.

Once again, Ozpin span the machine again for a little bit and once again Nezu pulled out another piece of paper.

Nezu: And the next one to go is *reads the paper* Qrow Branwen.

Qrow: *smirks* Bout time.

Nezu: Mr. Branwen, you know what to do.

Qrow: Yeah, yeah I get it. *looks at the hologram* Hey kid!

'Y/N': *looks towards Qrow* Yo?

Qrow: Qrow Branwen.

'Y/N': *closes his eyes* Processing *Opens his eyes* Does not match.

Qrow: *raises an eyebrow in confusion* Huh? Whata you talking about it's me Qrow.

'Y/N': *closes eyes again* Processing again. *opens eyes* Still does not match. Perhaps you're under a different name sir?

Qrow: What are you *eyes widen in realization, then narrow* Oh you little-

'Y/N': *smiles and tilts his head* Have you finally remembered "sir"?

Qrow: *starting to get pissed and mumbles*

'Y/N': I'm sorry, could say that a little LOUDER?

Qrow: I said... Vale's Future AA Member.

'Y/N': *snickers* You know I already knew when you said your name who you were. My actual self just wanted me to do that for fun if you ever found this *starts laughing*

Qrow: *pissed* You Fuck!

Qrow then decided to charge at the hologram Y/N and jump him.... only for him to go through it.

'Y/N': *looking down at Qrow* Huh...was not expecting that.

Summer/Tai/Raven/Ruby/Yang/: *in the audience* Oh Qrow/Damnit Qrow/Uncle Qrow!

Ozpin: *sighs* Qrow if you could please pick yourself up and get to the point of this please.

Qrow: *mumbles threats of what he's gonna do to the actual Y/N* Whatever.

'Y/N': So...what would you like to hear ya drunk?

Qrow: *bigger tick mark* You know what...Why don't play one of those songs you sing when YOU get really drunk at the bar *smirks*

As soon as that statement left Qrow's lips, there was a bunch of talking about Y/N and  him drinking.

'Y/N': *looking at Qrow with a blank face* Really.... Really? You're gonna go and do me like that? Fine. Why don't you just also admit that *says it louder for everyone to hear* You A TEACHER took me AN UNDERAGE STUDENT to a BROTHEL in Atlas?

As soon as Y/N's hologram said that, an even bigger chatter took place to where some of the adults were looking disapproving at Qrow, some females were pissed that Qrow did that, and even some perverts were calling Y/N a "Lucky SOB".

Ruby: *pools out Crecent Rose while smiling a little too sweetly* Where did you take him Uncle Qrow?

Luckily or Unlucky (depending on how ya see it) Y/N's hologram cut into the disruptive outbursts.

'Y/N': Now hold on everyone, even though he might have done a VERY BAD thing, that's not why you all are here. So I will gladly be the bigger man or hologram man in my case and play what he wanted.

Just like before, as 'Y/N' disappeared, it looked like a new location, as it looked like a bar with Y/N chugging down a stein full of f/a (favorite alcohol).

A/N: For All you Non-alcoholics, just imagine something that would get you buzzed, sugger high or whatever.

Y/N: Another!!! *slams down and breaks the glass*

Junior: You're still paying for that!

Y/N: Oh just bill me! You know I'm good for it!

Junior: Even though that's true, that still doesn't mean you can keep braking my glass!!

Y/N: *makes a drunk noise* Alright alright.

Ozpin: *while watching this play out* Mr. L/N what am I watching here exactly?

'Y/N': Question acknowledged. Answer: What you and the audience are watching is a recording of when my actual self was drinking at bar. The song is coming right up, but what you're seeing play here is an exact memory of how it all happened for this song.

Back to the memory, it showed Y/N easily gulp down another stein full of alcohol.

Ooblek: My goodness Qrow, Out of all your teachings, I didn't expect you to teach him this. I mean it even seems that Mr. L/N might possibly drink more than you do.

Qrow: Shut it you damn coffee addict! I never taught him how to drink. He was like this way before. Heck I found him like that. Besides when we did go out to drink, it was for building up his alcohol endurance.

Ooblek: Mmmm, likely story*sips more coffee*...But what do you mean you found-

Qrow: Quiet! Here it comes.

As the memory showed Y/N drinking his fifth refill, it seemed he was a little on the tipsy side, but yet could still stand. As he was paying for his drinks, he was stopped by the bartender.

Junior: *grabs Y/N's shoulder*Oh no you don't!

Y/N: Aw come on man! I just paid!

Junior: Yeah, but you still owe for breaking the glass.

Y/N: Tsc fine *getting ready to pull out his wallet while grumbling*

Junior: Nice try, Y/N. But you know the deal when you break the glass or the furniture.

Y/N: *long sighs* Listen Junior, I'm heavily drunk right now, so can't I just do it another time.

Junior: First off bullshit, cause if you were actually that drunk, you'd be slurring your words and trying to use this bar counter to still stand. Secondly I know for a damn fact that if either one or both of my nieces were here, That you'd still be good enough to go with them to the back and have a "good time" with them.

Y/N: Hey! What happens in the back, stays in the back!

As the audience heard that come from Y/N's mouth, some wondered what happened in the back, while a bunch of females blushed on thinking what happened, while two certain TWINS were blushing harder than the rest. Thankfully though before anyone could wonder any further, the memory played on.

Junior: Yeah, well you still have to do it. And you won't get another drink from here EVER if you don't.

Y/N:*rolls eyes* Fine.

Y/N then went to where the bar had a stage area and got on. When he was there, he once again made a few copies of himself, while some also had a drum set, bagpipes, and other instruments. When they were all set up, Y/N looked at Junior, and when he got the go ahead, he took a long dep breath...and began to sing.

Y/N: *sings* 🎶Of all the money that e'er I had

Y/N Clones: *background*🎶I spent it in good company

Y/N: 🎶And all the harm I've ever done

Y/N Clones: 🎶Alas, it was to none but me

Y/N /Clones: 🎶And all I've done for want of wit

Y/N: 🎶To memory now I can't recall

Y/N/Clones: 🎶So fill to me the parting glass

Good night and joy be to you all...

So fill to me the parting glass

And drink a health whate'er befalls

Then gently rise and softly call

Good night and joy be to you all

Y/N: 🎶Of all the comrades that e'er I had

They're sorry for my going away

Y/N Clone:🎶 And all the sweethearts that e'er I had

Y/N/One Clone: 🎶They'd wish me one more day to stay

Y/N/Clones:🎶 But since it fell into my lot

That I should rise and you should not

I'll gently rise and softly call

Good night and joy be to you all

As Y/N and his clones were singing, many were impressed that he was still able to stand, sing in tune, stay in sync and in harmony and not pasa out or fall off the stage...all while somehow drinking even more as the song went on...

Y/N/Clones:🎶 Fill to me the parting glass

And drink a health whate'er befalls

Then gently rise and softly call

Good night and joy be to you all

Y/N/Clones:🎶 La ra la ra la la

La lala lala la la

La ra lala la la

La la la lala la la

Ozpin: I must admit, although I don't condone Mr. L/N and his consumption of alcohol, he still can sing pretty well and carry a tune.

Y/N/Clones: *raising glasses of alcohol from outta nowhere* 🎶 But since it fell into my lot

That I should rise and you should not

I'll gently rise and softly call

Good night and joy be to you all

So fill to me the parting glass

And drink a health whate'er befalls

Then gently rise and softly call

Good night and joy be to you all

Good night and joy be to you all

End Song

When the song ended, the people at the bar clapped and cheered as Y/N stumbled a bit, but got off the stage after making all of his clones disappear. He then began to walk to the exit, before taking one last look at the bartender, flipping him off , opening the door while singing/shouting "Raise a Glass to Freedom", and finally leaving. With that the memory then disappeared and in it's place stood 'Y/N'.

'Y/N': And there you have it. Now before we continue, I'd actually like to recommend a song. This one is actually dedicated to none other than ''Mr. Qrow''.

Qrow: *mumbles* Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

'Y/N': You see, Qrow has been a "fantastic" teacher and mentor, so my actual self actually programmed me if I was in front of a large crowd to play a song about one of his "adventures". So if you all will please sit back and enjoy...*smirks* cause I know I am. Also if there are children present, could the adults or guardians watching them, please somehow cover their ears for this.

With that 'Y/N' once again disappeared and in his place took what looked like Y/N sitting at a piano. Yet what made this interesting, was that Y/N was dressed just like Qrow.

Y/N: To Teach, thanks for telling me all those "Awesome" experiences you had at the bars. Here's one about the time you met a certain FEMALE Faunas.

Qrow's Mind: That's it? Sure I met a lot of chicks, but I don't really remember any that were-*eyes widen* Oh Oum No! Not that one!

Yet before Qrow could do anything, Y/N had already started to play and sing.

A/N: R.I.P. to the man who made this funny treasure

Y/N: *singing* 🎶Being gay

Has its problems it's true

But being straight

Has its problems too

I met this girl and she's just great

But the problem is that I am straight

After that line, a lot of the audience was a little bit confused by that.

Mic: How can that be a problem?

Y/N: 🎶You ask how can this be

Listen, and you will see

She's got that style

She's got that smile

She's got the walk

She's got the talk

She's got that zing

There's just one thing

She's got a penis

She's got a penis

As soon as Y/N sang those last bits of lyrics, almost all the jaws of the audience were all on the floor. Of course most of Qrow's coworkers all looked at him in shock to see that the one and only was shaking in both rage and embarrassment.

Mic: *looking at Qrow shocked* Dude.....

Y/N: 🎶She's got that flair

Knows what to wear

She's got that face

That girl is grace

She's got pizzazz

Too bad she has... A penis

She's got a penis

Now nobody's perfect, I must admit

Say how many times do all the pieces fit

She's got more going than most other dolls

Oops I forgot about, the balls

Now at this point, some guys actually felt pretty bad for Qrow, while the rest were all laughing their asses off, especially a certain Goodwitch and a certain Schnnee, and even a certain sibling. Sure most of the students were either also trying to hold in their laughter or also feeling pity for Qrow but man they all had to admit....the song was very catchy.

Y/N: 🎶But she's so hip

This babe's a trip

She's distinguée

She's got cachet

She's quite a dame

Ain't it a shame

A crime that's heinous

Those lips, those eyes,

Then, big surprise

That penis

There's always some failure, always some flaw

Ain't that what they call Murphy's Law

But male genitalia, that's where I draw the line

Besides, hers is bigger than mine

By that point most of the adults that knew Qrow one way or another were all on the floor holding their sides, heck even Ozpin was laughing.

Y/N: 🎶She's got class

She's got that sass

She's got that chic

She's got mystique

She's cool she's hot

She's got the lot

Except a mound of Venus

It's a tragedy

But where that should be

She's got a penis

She's had a penis

My life's a mess

'Cause under that dress

She's got a P-E-N-I-S

Yes!

End of Song

By the end of the song, most of the audience was trying to regain their composure, but failing at it. Meanwhile the man who had the song dedicated to him was just hanging his head low and having one thought in mind about his young.... "student".

Qrow:....... I'm gonna kill him.

Meanwhile

Y/N (the actual one): *singing*🎶 Volare oh oh,

Cantare oh oh oh,

Let's fly way up to the clouds-

Needless to say he was still in the sky on the back of the giant Nevermore... Yet to him at least, the trip wasn't boring. He found out the Nevermore's name was Richard, but he called him Ritchie. So while he was still waiting for it to land, he decided to just kick back and sing for a while...if only he knew what was going on around him...

A/N: And that's the end of the chapter.

1.) The songs used here were

- Homeward Bound by BYU Vocal Point and ensemble

- The Parting Glass by The High Kings

- What she's Got by Ray Jessel

-Volare by Dean Martin

And

2.) As always, thank you all for everything. Whether it's reading my stories, commenting, viewing, or voting on said stories, or just following me on Wattpad, I always appreciate it.

Until Next Time :)