Situation: Mean girl is after someone and blaming her of stealing her crush when he's clearly interested in the other girl
"You, I'm talking to you how dare you steal him from me? He's mine and only mine" she's chasing after and I'm clearly ignoring her
"Why don't you reply? Got nothing to say huh?" She starts again

"Seriously don't you have something other to worry about like your eyebrows or which girl is wearing a shorter skirt than you" I say, clearly annoyed and remembering that I also have to do my brows

"I'm not going anywhere you bitch, you will not steal him" she says again, regaining her self confidence

I take my pencil and throw it across the hall
"There. I threw a stick. You should go away now or better yet I'll draw you a map" I take out a paper and draw on it with a pen
"That should take you straight to hell" I smile contently and walk away

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Situation: Guy is making fun of how women are weak

"Yeah they can't even lift a single weight" this guy in my class keeps blabbing about how girls are weak and he's really getting on my nerves.
He has already gotten detention from the teacher but he just won't stop.

"You dear sir are the human version of period cramps" I say, tired of his bullshit and for a moment the whole class goes silent before I see the teacher silently chuckling

"Eww" he scrunched his face and I look him up and down, making him aware that I'm doing it

"You know you look like you could use some proteins or vitamins so that one day you could also be strong enough to possibly fight for the right to vote or bear children"