I'm living a hard enough life as it is, trying to stop all these god damn immigrants coming to 'merica and taking all our jobs, fortunes and lives was hard enough but now Mexico won't even build the god damn wall that I want them to install! 'Clown for government: Donald Trump Wants to Build a Wall and Make Mexico Pay For Costs.' I laugh to myself. I love reading stories about myself it shows how famous and popular I am. I don't understand why people are struggling to comprehend the fact that I want to build a wall between 'merica and Mexico and I want to make Mexico pay for it. It makes perfect sense to me! But I guess my genius brain works better then their brains. When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best people, they're sending the ones with all the problems. Drugs, criminals, rapists all of them. So they should pay for it.

I re-watch the video of tony eating the onion to calm me down, I choose the video with the headline reading 'Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbot eats raw onion, skin and all.' I melt slowly as I read the title. I start watching the video and as he sinks his teeth into the unpeeled onion and rips a bit of it out. I fall in love with him even more. His big teeth penetrating the onion. So many holes and then violently ripping a piece out. He chews and nods in appreciation of the fine vegetable he just ate. I nod appreciating the fine human on the screen in front of me. I used to be in love with my daughter, but now I am in love with Tony Abbot.