Submitted by @nightwraith17

I was with this squad of people I don't even know in real life. We found out that Joey was held hostage on a pirate ship. (Joey is my friend's yorkie who was stolen last year.) So we went on this big rescue mission and broke into the pirate ship somehow. There was this huge action sequence where we disguised ourselves, snuck around the boat, fought off the pirates, et cetera et cetera. We finally found Joey in a cage in a dark hold room below deck with three other dogs. We grabbed the cages, but now we had to escape. We found these ray guns that would cause anything to catch on fire if you pointed the lasers long enough. So I snatched one of those suckers and burned down the whole pirate ship. We ran through fiery debris, shooting pirates, and finally burst out onto dry land. (?? don't ask?)

It was nighttime. But the drama didn't end there, because the pirates kept chasing us. We got involved in a high-speed vehicle pursuit through a city, wherein we continued to shoot the ray guns out our car windows as the pirates followed us in their own cars. Now I was with Bill Weasley from the Harry Potter movies. He had the scar, ponytail, and everything. We finally got away, but we had to go into hiding because the pirates were hunting us down. Joey and the other dogs went into police custody to be reunited with their families. Joey's owner was going to come over to see me with Joey later. It was supposed to be a huge event with news stations covering the rescue. But in the end, only Joey's owners showed up. This was the first time I got a good look at Joey. He had turned white with gray patches, and was fat. His owner said that Joey had spent a year on a deserted island with the pirates and the harsh sun had faded his fur. He was fat due to a bad diet on the pirate ship. He wasn't pretty anymore, so his owner was going to get rid of him and buy a yorkie puppy. I was so mad. Recall that I just BLEW UP A PIRATE SHIP to get my friend her dog back. So I took Joey and kept him.