(Longer than usual!!!!!)
Naruto blinked at his teammates as they sat in the room waiting for their sensei to finally arrive.

He was placed with Hinata hyuuga and Sasuke uchiha, and both were silent so it was all incredibly boring, and he would not stand for that!

He pulled out a scroll, feeling their curious eyes on his back as he cast a handsign and a bucket of water popped out, and he put it on top of the door.

Only a little while later, the door opened and a man walked in, dodging the water bucket causing the water to form a puddle next to his feet.

Naruto recognised him from the bingo books, copy cat ninja kakashi hatake, youngest known prodigy in history, a genin by 5, a chunin by 7 and a jonin by 10. (ANBU by 13)

Even itachi couldn't beat that, as a genin by 7, a chunin by 9 and a jonin by 11. (But he was ANBU at 12)

So Naruto smiled at his teacher, he was sure to be taught well!

When kakashi teleported to the roof, and Sasuke and hinata began to walk up, Naruto also teleported up, surprising kakashi, but he ignored him and sat on the steps, then clutched his head as images flashed before his eyes.

Hinata smiling by his side, Sasuke spearing him through the chest with lightning covering his hand, and kakashi, jumping in front of him to stop the rain of shuriken from killing him, and perishing in the process.

As the images stopped, he looked away from a confused kakashi as hinata and Sasuke arrived.

"So introduced yourself" I say to him, and he nods.

"Well I am kakashi hatake. I might become your new sensei.."

"Well, that was worthless..." I mutter irritably.

"Now its all of your turn. Starting with hyuuga"

Hinata nods and pokes her fingers together. "I-i am h-hinata hyuuga... Um I like f-flowers and my little sister, and i d-dislike mean people... My hobby's include p-playing with hinabi, t-training and flower picking. M-my dream for the f-future is to become a s-suitable heir..." She trailed off then.

"Alright... Now, blonde!" Kakashi gestures to me.

"I'm Naruto Uzumaki! I like ramen, training and learning cool jutsu! I dislike falling asleep, and I also hate emo brats.." I take a sly look at Sasuke. "My hobbies include practising jutsu, and meditating! My dream for the future is to protect people, and to become a kage! That's it..."

Now onto Sasuke... "Brooding emo with duckass hair, now you!" Kakashi states, and I laugh whilst hinata cutely giggles behind cupped hands. Sasuke glowers at kakashi before speaking...

"My name is Sasuke uchiha"

I try not to scream with laughter at the stupid voice he's putting on. Why is he trying to be so dramatic?!

"I do not like anything.."

Liar. You love power.

"And I dislike too many things to name"

So you're a critic?

"I have no hobbies"

What about training? Or just being emo?

"My dream.. Is not a dream, i will make it reality!"

That's what a dream is. Something you want to achieve. Dummy

"I'm going to restore my clan.. And kill... A certain... Someone..."

"So you wanna get laid and kill? That's a bit of a weird combination....."

What? Hinata said that!

Everyone, except Sasuke starts to laugh.