What would happen if Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego?

What journey is more suspenseful? The one into Narnia, or the one to find a WiFi signal?

After days of the internet and YouTube, this real air smells weird... It is absent of WiFi and potato chips.

Roleplaying and you decide you ship the character you are playing and the character they are playing, but you can't make them kiss or act romantically or anything... Cause it's just weird.

Salad Fingers is not blocked on my school computer, and neither is Don't Hug Me. I'm Scared.

I was voted most artistic girl in my grade... And I had to take yearbook pics... Everyone else that got voted for other things stood around me. ._. I was surrounded by jocks and whores.