Our parents are afraid that when we get on socialmedia, we will become kidnapped by old stalker guys.

I honestly think young stalker people are creepier. Literally, what is scarier? An old guy in a van offering you candy or a 5-ear old in a van offering you candy?

Your parents never prepared you for that 5-year-old that is about to sell you to the Mexicans! You will never expect that a 5-year-old knocked you out with poisoned girl scout cookies, tied you to the back seat of their van, and is driving you to sell you to a foreign country.

With the old person, you know that you should say no. Do not pet their puppy. Do not eat their candy. You know what to do, because old people are scary perverts.

Young creepers are scarier. Case closed.

Remember, beware of the 5-year-olds. This world is not safe yet.