Sometimes I boop.

My senpai is a trashcan.

I ship my classmates just to get on their nerves, not because I ship it. Then, I start actually shipping it, and I have too much fanart.

Gays are bad? Dear Christians, God MADE gays, so ha! In yo face!

Spinny chairs are sexy. But not couches. Couches are whores.

HAVE YOU GUYS WATCHED THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE?! *vomit*

I didn't discover this until I received the goal of being put on wattpad's lgbt+ book of the month... Apparently one shots of sex aren't aloud on wattpad!

It would be amazing to create a novel adaptation of the movie Insidious! :D

Listen to the song Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim. Have fun with your nightmares.

I face swapped with Hidan from Naruto. *cue Dr. Frankenfurter!*

What if I continue the Weird People and everyone's death was Allie's dream? Should I continue?

*Person insults my friend* Me: Well... They aren't that bad... Insult them again and I slap you... *Person insults my girlfriend* Me: DO YOU WANT ME TO RIP YOUR INTESTINES OUT AND HANG YOU WITH THEM?! CAUSE I WILL, IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU DAMN PRICK! *chokes them*

Me: *draws ghost on the fog of car window* Mom: *leans over and completes I to look like Napstablook*

Wanna know how I feel about Gickel? Listen to Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by Set it Off! Okay, maybe the message is a bit extreme.... But... Well, what can ya do?

Get voice changer app. Record your fave song on voice changer and change the voice to 'helium'. You're welcome.

KingLoloBear, you are now Uncle Wenger! Long story!