HAVE A LAUGH!
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“When I was little my dad told me Jesus was there with us in the room. I didn’t understand, so I asked, ‘Daddy, are you Jesus?’ He laughed and said no. Still confused, I then asked, ‘Daddy, am I Jesus?’”
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Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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An atheist scientist came to God and said, "We've figured out how to make a man without you."
God said, "OK, let me see you do it."
So the atheist bent down to the ground and scooped up a handful. But God stopped him and said, "Oh, no you don't. Get your own dirt!"
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Q. Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A. Abraham. He knew a Lot. 
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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A. Ruthless
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Q. How does Moses make his coffee?
A. Hebrews it.
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We don't skinny dip, we chunky dunk!
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Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop!
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Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.
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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.
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What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?…Ba-na-na-naaa!
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Smell mop. (finish this joke in your head)
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What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
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Hope I made you laugh! Everyone deserves to laugh and have fun every once in a while!
God bless! Have a great day! :)

•BPL