The pleasant scent of chocolate wafts through the air, luring Dazai into the kitchen. He sees a particular redhead standing at the counter, wearing the apron gifted to him, stirring a creamy, dark brown mixture.

A smile spreads across his face.

What a lovely housewife Chuuya is.

Dazai enters the kitchen, lovingly wrapping his arms around Chuuya's waist. "Whatcha making there, beautiful?"

Chuuya does not bat an eye as he continues to mix. "Brownies."

"Oho? Who are they for?"

"Atsushi and Akutagawa."

Dazai frowns. "Aww, Chuuya! You made brownies for only them? What about me, your loving husband? What happened to our love?"

Chuuya rolls his eyes. "I didn't forget about you, idiot. Look in the fridge."

Dazai sighs, pecking a kiss onto Chuuya's neck and opening the door. Inside he sees a glass container of brownies with Saran wrap on top. Attached to it is a sticky note that reads, "For my beloved bandage-waster Osamu♡"

"Fufu."

Dazai closes the fridge and approaches Chuuya again, spinning the redhead around to face him, droplets of brownie batter splattering on the counter.

Chuuya sighs in annoyance. "What?"

"Chuuya really does love me, doesn't he?"

Before Chuuya gets a chance to answer, Dazai places a loving kiss on his lips, and then pulls him in for a hug.

Smiling faintly, Chuuya sighs again. "I always have, idiot."