Mahir's POV

Soon anger took over me. There she is, sitting on the slab of kitchen with icecream tub in her lap. Now I got it. Her phone started vibrating because of alarm and she mumbled 'I am coming' to icecream. Oh god!! This wife of mine is just unpredictable. I smacked my forehead.

I started smiling the very next moment by looking at her adorable face. No no, let me tease her for sometime. She have not yet noticed me. I leaned on refrigerator and fake coughed. She got startled and looked at me with frightened eyes. Aww!! She is looking too cute with spoon in her mouth and eyes popped out of their sockets. Such a kid she is. She took out spoon from her mouth and gulped the icecream in fear.

"Arere ruk kyu gayi? This is the best time to eat icecream. Eating icecream at night 1:00 AM is healthy. You please continue your work." I taunted and faked a glare. She looked at me with her puppy eyes. I smiled inwardly and went to stand infront of her. She raised her head to look at me. Haha! Height kam hai na iski.

"Mahir, gharwalo ne mujhe icecream khane se mana kardiya." She said with a sad pout. Achaa tho ye baath hai. Gharwalo ne mana kardiya aur ye ladki aisi chup ke kharahi hai.

"Tho tum aise chup ke kharahi ho?" I asked and she bobbed her head like a kid. I started cleaning her mouth which is full of icecream.

"Mahir, don't say to family members that I am eating icecream at this time like this. Okay?" She said in a low voice. Ab aayi na track pe. Haan!! It's naughty idea time.

"Agar nahi bataya tho mujhe kya milega?" I asked by biting my lower lip mischievously. But my  wife didn't understand what I want. She started thinking by biting her nail.

"Haan!! Mahir, mai na tumhe 4 spoons icecream khilawoongi." Oh God!! Mujhe uthale. Kaisi biwi hai meri? Ye bolrahi hai ki she will give me 4 spoons of icecream. Wow!! Like seriously? I glared at her.

"Ab kya? Achaa ok 5 spoons khilawoomgi. Ab aur nahi." Aure Baap re! 5 spoons!! I am sure ki ek din meri family mujhe pagal khaane mai join karenge. There is no use in arguing with her now. I simply lifted her in bridal style and she held that koi kaam ki nahi icecream tub tightly. Iss ladki ko ab bhi icecream ki padi hai. I mentally smacked my forehead. I headed to our room and made her sit on bed comfortably after closing the door.

She gave her everlasting smile to me and started eating icecream again. Well, I started admiring her because that's the only thing I can do now. After eating 2-3 spoons, she looked at me and forwarded tub to me. Is she asking me to eat? That too whole tub? It is definitely 8th wonder. I took that tub and was about to eat but her words made me sad.

"Mahir, mujhe tum apne haatho se khilawo na... please.." I thought I got a chance to eat icecream but my bad luck. There is a song 'Ye ladka hayee Allah'. Now I wanted to rephrase it as 'Ye ladki hayee Allah kaisi hai deewani... Kitna mushkil hai thoba isko samjhana.. ki dheere dheere dil bekarar hota hai... Hote hote hote pyaar hota hai'. WOW!! Mahir, you are a born intelligent rey. I am proud of myself. Filhaal, bela ko icecream khilate hai.

Before I start feeding her, she came and sat on my lap. Finally!! My wife got some brain. She rested her head on my chest and hugged me tightly. I started feeding her icecream and simultaneously stroking her hair.

After eating the whole tub successfully, she kissed my cheeks happily. Taking advantage of the situation, I leaned on her lips and started smooching them. She responded with equal passion. We backed off after 10 minutes and she hid her face being shy. I hugged her close to my heart and laid on bed with her on me. Soon, we dozed off.

Author's POV

All settled on dining table to have their breakfast. Bela started serving breakfast but suddenly she starts sneezing continuously. Everyone snaps their head towards bela and gets worried.

Sumi,"Bela, tumhe achanak cheenk kaise aagayi?"

Kuhu,"Haan. Kal tak tho tum theek thi na."

Andy gets suspicious.

Andy,"Bela, Did you eat icecream?"

Bela and mahir gets tensed.

Rj observes Bela's tensed face.

Rj,"Bela, sach batawo... Tum icecream khayi na?"

On seeing everyone's serious expressions, bela nods her head in yes.

Mahir thinks,"Gayi ye ladki ab. Koi ise nahi chodnewala."

Sumi,"What is this? Humne tumhe icecream khaane se mana kiya na?"

Bela gets scared by looking at sumi fuming in anger.

Bela thinks,"Bela kuch socho... Sumi maa ab tujhe nahi chodegi... Idea aajawo... Idea aawahayami.. Idea internet jab lagaye India ko sab ullu banaye... Hey bhagwaan! Online aajawo yaar... Koi idea dho mujhe... Help kardo... Kuch idea bhejo na mere dimaak mai... Haann!! Idea aagaya.. Thank you so much bhagwan."

Bela looks at sumi with fake tears and start speaking over sweetly.

Bela,"Maa, You know na I love you a lot. Mai kabhi bhi aapki baath nahi daalti. Par mujhe majboori mai icecream khana pada."

Mahir thinks,"Dramebaaz!! Alarm rakh ke icecream khayi hai ye ladki aur bolrahi ki majboori mai khana pada. Majboori ki ladki kahi ki. Huhh!!"

Andy,"Aisi kounsi majboori thi?"

Bela,"Dad mai ek book mai padhi ki pati jo bhi kahega, patni ko wo karna chahiye."

Sumi,"Ha wo tho sahi hai par... wait.. ek min, you mean? Mahir?"

Bela with innocent face,"Haan, maa, mahir ne mujhe icecream khilaya."

Mahir looks at bela in shock.

Mahir thinks,"Hain!! Maine kab kiya aisa? Wahi tho alarm lagake bhaagi thi... Ye ladki ne mujhe phasadiya yaha.. Ab mai kya karu? Maa tho jhadu lekar mere piche bhaagna shuru karegi... Oh god!! Papa mujhe aise kyu dekh rahe? Ye tho aise dekh rahe jaise kacha chabalenge... Oh my dear family members, Maine kuch nahi kiya... Mai sach bolunga sabko.."

Sumi,"Mahir, Tumne bela ko icecream khilaya?"

Mahir,"Maa maine..."