(A/N) Prepare for horrible fluff and... um... lasers.... Idk. 😂

WARNING: I'VE HAD CAFFEINE! Chu know wut dat meaaannnzzzzzzzz!!!!

But I don't think it's really settled in yet...

Percy's Not My Type P.O.V.

"No, Will I will not make my name Blanket Burrito," I said, giving him a side glare...

Of love.

So, here's the situation. Will actually went outside to get us some sort of laser tag tickets, begged me to come with on a date, and I had to agree because HE ALREADY BOUGHT THE MOTHER FU-... HE ALREADY BOUGHT THE TICKETS! So he was dragging me away from Camp Half-Blood to play a stupid game.

"Fine. But I'm still gonna have mine as Swiffer Wet Jet."

"You're so stupid, Will," I groaned as we pulled up in the parking lot of the place.

"Yeah, you try and make up a better name!" Will challenged as he opened the passenger door for me.

"Challenge accepted," I said, giving Will another glare...

Of love. Totally. Not challenge or "I'll-slice-your-face-off." Completely full of love.

I saw an ice cream shop right next to the Laser Tag thing.

"I scream,
You scream,
We all scream
For ice cream,"

I shook my head as I read that.

"More like: I scream, you scream, the police come and I blame you for murder."

Will playfully shoved me. "Shush and come one, my evil little villain who is sure to take over the world."

"Well," I said, giving Will my best Dan Howell Heart Eyes, "I've already taken over your world."

Will looked flustered. "Who knew you could be such a romantic?"

"No," I said. "I've literally taken over your world. It's like you'll do anything I say."

Will didn't looked very surprised. "Knew there was a catch."

We walked into the building and looked at how crowded it wasn't.

Yeah, there were literally like... sixteen other people.

(Author Chan: Okay, imma take 2 spoonfuls of sugar. It works better than coffee.)

(Author Chan: Okay, yes. That works greatly.)

When Will and I made it into the game waiting room after playing arcade games for a good ten minutes, the person came in and was all like, "Mkay, so you guys get to choose your gamer names."

Will started to bounce up and down with excitement as the person explained the rules.

"Ready?" I asked as Will and I geared up and started to enter our names. I saw Will type in "Swiffer_Wet_Jet," which now that I think about it, could have multiple meanings.

I decided to make mine "After_Chipotle." Probably because I'm a real pain in the a-... butt. A real pain in the butt.

The doors of the arena opened, and I was really tempted to start raising skeletons to capture everyone and bring them to me.

The place was dark, but after walking around a bit I saw a blue flashing light. I was on the red team, so I was able to hit the person after two tries.

I was obviously better with my sword where I can just be like: STAB! SLICE! CHU IS DEAD.

But you couldn't do that with guns.

I started to walk around, looking for Will. It would be my freaking life goal to kill Will.

But I knew that would never happen when I felt hands pull me backwards into a little bunker-like area.

"Wha-" I said, wondering who it was. I saw a blue flashing light, and that's it. It was hard to see anything else.

"Nico, I'm so sorry," Will said as he wrapped his arms around me. "I didn't want to do this, but it's war."

"What are you talking about, Will?" I asked, a little nervous for some reason.

"Just remember, I'm doing this out of love. I don't want anyone else to do it." Then I felt his lips smash against mine. It was a great kiss, to be perfectly honest.

"I'm sorry," Will said.

Then there was a small click of a trigger being pulled.

Then the message.

"After_Chipotle was shot by Swiffer_Wet_Jet."

"I will murder you, Will," I said as I walked back to the waiting room.

"Yeah, yeah," Will said, running into the other directions. "You can murder me in the car or whatever."

Yeah, when we got back to the car, we had a um... hand... fight...

Fine. We had a baby fight because I didn't really want to hurt him.

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(A/N) NOOO! THE SUGAR HASN'T SETTLED IN YET! OR THE COVEFEE!

*nearly faints* My life is ruined!

... okay, now I'm just being a Zeus. XD

Well, hope you enjoyed!!!

-Rose DA