(A/N) Muahahaaa. You're probably gonna hate me so much. XD

Death Breath Supreme With A Cherry On Top's P.O.V. (Nico)

Okay, so here I was minding my own business when out of nowhere, BAM! There's music blasting at full volume from the back of my cabin. Beathoven's 86 Symphony or something.

Did he even have that many? I DON'T KNOW!

So, obviously, I had to walk all the way around it just to see nothing except a pile of milk chocolates...

Somebody knows my preferred taste in chocolate.

This has been going on for the past week. I haven't been getting much sleep and Will keeps complaining about it.

Well maybe if this person stopped blasting music outside my cabin. Thank the Gods Hazel decided to stay at Camp Jupiter. She would have probably murdered the person.

I seriously want to murder that person...

But chocolates... they stopped me.

But the lack of sleep was literally murdering me. I could barely keep my eyes open, let alone see more than a bit of blur.

"Nico," I heard someone whisper into my ear, "you need to sleep."

I took a quick look around at my surroundings. I was in my cabin and laying in my bed. Will was cuddled up against me, wrapped up in a blanket burrito with me.

Apparently I'd just been staring off into space while telling you about this.

I grumbled something unintelligible.

Will turned off the lamp and wrapped his arms around me tighter. "Love you."

I closed my eyes, drifting off to sleep.

(Spongebob Narrator Voice: a few hours later)

"IT'S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON!" Blaring from some radio device, that song played.

"YOUR EYES ARE THE SIZE OF THE MOON!" I crawled out of bed, shoving the covers off me in the process.

"YOU COULD CAUSE YOU CAN SO YOU DO!" I marched out of my cabin, only wearing a skull onzie, and marched around to the back.

"WERE FEELING SO GOOD, JUST THE WAY THAT WE DO!" When I got there, I noticed a horse figure with wings - so a pegasi - and a human figure.

"AND WE KNOW THAT-" The person looked at me and stopped the music.

He was in some strange position. One of his arms was outstretched in front of him while the other was dangling at his side.

I think modern people call it "the wip".

"Uh... hey," the person said. He sounded veeerrryyyy familiar.

"I'm going to kill you," I said, taking a single step forward.

"Uhh.... it's nine in the afternoon?" They said, singing horribly.

"IT'S ONE IN THE EFFING MORNING!" I exclaimed. "AND HOW DID YOU SNEAK OUT OF BED, WILL?"

"Uh, Perc-" Will tried to say, pointing at the hor- pegasis.

"I DON'T GIVE A SKELETON'S HIP BONE ABOUT PERCY! DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I WOULD HAVE BEEN IF I WOKE UP, NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD, THEN YOU WERE GONE!" I yelled.

"YOU BETTER HAVE BEEN LUCKY MY MIND WAS SET ON FINDING THAT EFFING PERSON WHO KEEPS BLASTING MUSIC!" I took a few quick breathes.

"And why are you dancing with a horse?" I asked, raising an eyebrow at the pegasis.

"It was Percy's idea to invite him!" Will complained, glaring at a figure that I had not seen before...

"So... you two..." Percy said, slipping out from behind the horse.

"I can explain!" I said, blushing. I felt nauseous at the fact... Percy was thinking... that. Or maybe it was lack of sleep.

"And," I said, getting ready to complain more, "why were you complaining about me not getting enough sleep if you're the reason?"

Will shrugged. "Chiron told me to. Didn't have much of a choice."

"I will murder you, Will," I said as my legs started to run twords the son of Apollo.

Suddenly, I gasped as I sat straight up in a bed.

(Author Chan: PLOT TWIST! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  )

"Nico!" Will cried as he rushed to me. He pulled me into a tight hug.

"Ow," I mumbled as I tried to take in the situation.

"You were asleep for so long!" Will cried as he hugged me even tighter.

"H...how long?" I asked. Hadn't I just been ready to kill him?

"About a week and a half," Will said as he buried his face into my shoulder.

"Why?"

"You shadow traveled from China to Europe to Japan to Korea all in one day as a dare for Jason!" Will said as he kissed the top of my head. "Promise me you won't do anything stupid like that again!"

Life is a real beach.

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(A/N) And that's the crappy ending. XD

Go on, hate me. ^-^

You're probably like: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

It was horrible. But I'm stupid. So you get this. Enjoy.

-Rose DA