(A/N) I don't know I'm such trash and sin like I really wanted to write a smut that's like not so serious so this is what happened lol be ready for sarcasm, confusion, and lots of yummy filth lol I'm laughing

Akaashi stared up at the two in front of him. The two idiots had started arguing once more.

"Wait, he's technically my boyfriend, so I get to go first." Bokuto growled.

"Yeah, but I'm both of you guys's bestfriend, so doesn't that mean I go first?" Kuroo pointed out.

Bokuto stopped and ran a hand through his drooping hair. He bit his lip.

"Akaashi, why don't you choose?" Bokuto suggested.

Akaashi glared at them both, unwrapping the lollipop in his hand. He shrugged, flipping his hands out flat towards the ceiling, and then tucking the pop beneath his tongue.

Kuroo threw his hands up. "Fuck it, come here we'll do rock-paper-scissors."

Akaashi looked from Kuroo to Bokuto, and Kuroo looked a bit to smug for it to be so simple.

"Oho ho?" Bokuto grinned, sticking his hand out, palm up and placed his other closed fist on it.

"Oho ho ho!" Kuroo smirked back, copying Bokuto's movements.

"Ready..." Kuroo jeered.

They began smacking their fists and palms together, but only Bokuto chanted 'rock, paper, scissors, shoot.' Kuroo repeated, 'scissors' until they ended up with Kuroo having rock and Bokuto with scissors.

"What the fuck was that?" Bokuto asked.

Kuroo's eyelids lowered. "It's a mind game." He purred. "But I won! So, I get to go first..."

Bokuto groaned. "Dammit! I wanted to go first! He's my pretty setter!"

"But I won, you silly bastard."

Akaashi rolled onto his back, his head half off the end of the bed. He sucked on the lollipop, watching the morons upside down.

"So," He said loudly, causing their arguing to pause and their eyes to flicker over to him. "We gonna do this or not? I have to study for a test."

Bokuto's eyes widened. "Oh.. Yeah, c'mon." He gestured to Kuroo, and the two of them crept towards Akaashi, who rolled over and pushed himself onto his knees on the bed. The two of his senpais fell upon the beautiful boy.

Their hands roamed Akaashi's body, tugging at his clothes, slipping fingers into his pants and beneath the hem of his shirt.

Akaashi's eyes widened as Bokuto tweaked his nipples between his coarse fingers, and as Kuroo slipped his hand into the waistband of his boxers. His face heated up, and it slowly relaxed. His lips parted slightly, and his eyes were half open as they kissed up and down his chest and neck.

His breath hitched gentle, as Kuroo shifted in front of Akaashi. Bokuto moved onto the bed behind Akaashi, and shifted his hands onto Akaashi's waist.

Apparently he started Akaashi, for he squeaked a bit. Over Akaashi's shoulder, Kuroo and Bokuto grinned to each other.

Akaashi caught on a moment later, when they shrugged their shirts off, and pulled his over his head, and they began to run their fingers across his shoulders, his lower back, his chest, and his ribs. Their finger tips tickled his lower torso as they took either side of his neck, leaving luscious dark marks all up and down his neck and shoulders. Kuroo nipped at his collar bone, and shifted down, pulling the pretty setter's nipple between his teeth.

Akaashi giggled the entire time, his eyes bleary and wet at the corners. Tears of hysteria trickled down his cheeks as he laughed, and his small, soft hands shot to cover his mouth.

The sound of Akaashi's voice raising, it sent Bokuto and Kuroo into a frenzy. They were going to devour the beautiful boy, and his melodic voice. Kuroo kissed and bit and licked his way up to Akaashi's mouth, and their lips crashed together. Kuroo bit at Akaashi's lip, dragging it away from his mouth.

He couldn't help but stop, keeping Akaashi's face close. Akaashi's eyes widened a bit as he moaned from Bokuto's touch, which wrapped around his waist and snuck into his pants.

Kuroo held Akaashi's chin, watching him moan. He blushed and looked away, and Kuroo loves the reaction. He leaned forward, his teeth grazing Akaashi's ear lobe.

"I can't wait to watch you come all over the place, Akaashi..." He murmured, his tongue flickering up the shell of Akaashi's ear, soliciting a moan.

"Kuroo..." Akaashi moaned.

In moments, they shifted positions again. Akaashi, who somehow ended up naked, was now lying on his back blushing and panting, staring up at his lovers.

"What did I get myself into, agreeing to this?" He asked, his lips pouted.

Bokuto placed his hand on Akaashi's cheek, and leant down to place a soft kiss upon his lips. Akaashi tilted his head up to meet Bokuto's lips halfway.

"You're giving me my super early birthday present." Bokuto smiled and pulled his hand away.

"Okay, well, fluff is great, but so is the fuck." Kuroo said, clapping his hands together. She leant down and kissed Akaashi's neck. "Now, I'm gonna fuck you until you're begging me to let you come."

Akaashi's face flushed. "Kuroo-San..."

Kuroo rolled Akaashi over, smacking Akaashi's butt lightly.

"The lube, and the condom, sir." Kuroo said, as he adjusted Akaashi, and stuck his finger in his mouth.

"Of course, master." Bokuto said, turning to retrieve the items.

When he faced Kuroo and Akaashi, Kuroo already had a finger prodding at the ever so embarrassed Akaashi. Kuroo glared at Bokuto. "Don't call me master, by the way, it makes me uncomfortable."

Bokuto laughed as he handed Kuroo the lubricant. "Yeah, yeah, you know if Kenma did it, you'd die." Bokuto teased, and smacked Kuroo on the ass soundly as he made his way passed to grab the condoms.

"Aye, watch it, asshole." Kuroo frowned as he poured lube onto his fingers. He slathered Akaashi up, and his fingers, and began to prepare Akaashi.

"Now Bokuto," Kuroo said over Akaashi's pleasured cries. "I don't know if this is gonna work."

"What do you mean?" Bokuto made a face.

"I mean, will i even fit? It'll be a squeeze. Don't you guys fuck like rabbits in heat all the time?"

"Yeah, of course trust me it'll work."

"Really? I seriously don't think I'll even-..."

"Jesus fucking Christ..." Akaashi moaned, his facial expression battling between anger and pleasure as he moaned. "Just do it, you loser."

"Hey, you're asking for it." Kuroo said, rolling on the condom and rubbing on more lube. He pushed himself at the entrance, and slowly slid in.

Akaashi immediately gasping for breath and tugging at the sheets. "Oh my god..."

Bokuto gently plucked on of his hands from the sheets, laying down flat on his stomach his head turned to face Akaashi. Bokuto kissed his knuckle gently.

"You're so elegant, Akaashi. Even when you're a moaning, emotional mess, you're drop-dead gorgeous." Bokuto whispered.

Akaashi's eyes opened halfway, as he huffed out moans. A faint smile pasted on his face, but he cried out due to a deep thrust.

"Ah-... Kuroo, I'm gonna come soon..." Akaashi moaned. "Just keep going right there-..." Akaashi's low moans turned into mewls of pleasure.

Kuroo grinned deviously, becoming more frantic, matching the moans of Akaashi, but he pulled out, and Akaashi collapsed onto the bed panting.

"Why'd you stop?" He whined.

"Bokuto can finish you off, look at how anxious he is. It's like he's exiting his dejected mode, he kept looking at me with big eyes." Kuroo said, quickly rubbing himself off into the condom. "I'm gonna go clean up, I'll come out to watch a bit of the melodrama that you two call 'having sex.'" Kuroo waggled his eyebrows, and disappeared out the door.

"So how was it?" Bokuto asked, his eyes casted down.

"It was okay, a little different." Akaashi said, pushing himself up. "But it's not the same as when I'm with you," His voice became low, and he fumbled with his hands and his eyes watched his fingers. "I love being really close to you.."

Bokuto smiled, and pulled Akaashi close. They kissed, hesitantly at first, but soon they melded into each other, the searing passion of their lips caused their teeth to click gently.

Bokuto pushed Akaashi onto his back, and grabbed the lube, shifting the boy's hips up. He covered his cock generously and slipped himself into Akaashi, his heart stuttering.

"God, Akaashi... You're still so tight.." Bokuto rasped, his golden eyes filled with animalistic desire.

Akaashi blushed, and covered his mouth with his left hand, the right hand clutching onto Bokuto's muscular arm, nails digging in. His legs wrapped around Bokuto's waist, allowing for his pumps to press deeper into him. Bokuto's eyes wandered his pretty setter's body, and he leant down, placing a kiss on his cheek.

Akaashi's soft moans crescendoed, and Bokuto couldn't help but push harder and harder.

"I promise I'll let you finish, Keiji, I'm not an ass like Kuroo..."

"I heard that shithead!~" Kuroo called from the adjacent bathroom.

Akaashi's laugh was strangled out by a cry. "Ohh, Bokuto... Fuck, yes..."

Soon, Akaashi's moans turned into begging, and he came on his chest. His body shuddered, and Bokuto removed himself and came.

Bokuto dropped to the side, his hunger and need spilt out onto Akaashi's chest.

"Do you feel better now?" Bokuto asked sweetly.

Akaashi rolled onto his stomach, shoving his face in his hands.

"Oh my god... I feel so... So dirty." He groaned.

Bokuto pouted and wrapped his leg around Akaashi.

"Me and Kuroo will clean you right up, baby." Bokuto said, kissing the top of Akaashi's head.

Kuroo ran into the room and leapt onto the both of them. "Yeah, we'll treat you like the princess you are." He teased.

"I'm surrounded by idiots..."