A/N This is gonna be the kindergarten au where all of them were eight... I think, I'm lazy so take note at that, after this one I'm gonna take a nap.

Narrative view

It was a swell day at kindergarten. Bendy, Felix, Cuphead and Oswald were playing with building blocks, while Boris, Mugman, Micky and Fanny were playing with race cars and dolls, Above them was a monkey bar on one side was a platform, to aid the kids on reaching the bars.

After a while they grew tired and bored from playtime, but Cuphead thought of an Idea.

"Hey guys let's play 'The ground is lava'"

Everyone agrees and climbed on the platform, leaving Boris to still play with the cars clueless.

"Hey Boris! "

"What is it Cuphead? "

"The ground is lava"

"Why didn't you tell me?! "

"You didn't listen! The ground is lava! "

"Fine... ahhhhhh!"

Boris said as he acted as if he was burned, laying on the grass, simulating that he was dead.

"Boris!! "

Bendy shouted as he reached out for dramatic effect.

"Come on everyone let's get across this obstacle so we can get to the helicopter on the other side! let's help the women cross first"

Cuphead announced as he points the monkey bars as emphasis for their obstacle, everyone then looked at Fanny and tried to reached out for her, but she swatted away their hands and gives of a sassy voice.

"I can handle this myself thank you very much "

Fanny said as she reached the bars, on the second bar she was about to give up.

"Oh no! my weak sassy arms! "

She said as she finally gaved up and let go of the bars and fell down the 'lava'.

"Fanny!! "

Bendy said dramatically again, as for the others they were staring to get a nerve.

"You know guys its unfair if you guys started without waiting for me"

Boris said as he rise up and whined. Oswald then said.

"Oh come on Boris you're dead now! stop whining "

"Nuuu! "

"And your hair smells like fart"

"You meanie!! "

Boris said as he layed down again as he acted he was dead again.

"Boris!!! "

"He's already dead Bendy!! "

"I know but I just forgot "

Bendy said as he fiddled with his fingers in embarrassment, as Oswald had enough and said.

"Are we really gonna take him with us, I mean I'm already having a sickery motion here"

"Noo! you can't! "

Bendy said, as the others nodded and cuphead took his hands and grabbed him, They struggled, they then accidentally bump Micky out of the platform and made him fall and shout.

"Ahhh! "

Everyone took notice at this and Cuphead shouted.

"Ok everyone pause! Micky are you alright? "

"Uh huh I-I'm fine..."

"Ok unpause everyone "

"Ahhhh! it burns! "

Micky said as he 'died' also,

"Micky!! "

"Ok Bendy we had enough! it's time to throw you to the pit of flames! "

"Noooo!!"

Bendy said as Cuphead began throw Bendy out of the platform, Bendy wriggled relentlessly but to no avail.

"I'm sorry Bendy but the people have spoken! "

Cuphead said as he throwed him into the lava.

"Bendy!! "

Bendy screamed his name as he over dramatically dies.

"Did he just screamed his own name?"

"Ahhh!! my legs are slowly melting into oblivion!! "

Bendy shouted as he reacts how he melted, while troubling his arms for more dramatic effects, Oswald then said.

"I hate it when he dies in this game, he's so committed to it"

"Ahhh!! I'm burning into ashes!! how could you!! "

"Now I feel guilty "

Oswald said covering his ears with his hands tightly, as Bendy acted more.

"How could you betray me!! Oh the betrayal!!"

"My love!!"

Felix shouted as he reached his hand towards Bendy, all of them then did the le gasp at him.

"Oh shut up everyone!! I want our lips to touch like in the movies"

"My love!! "

Bendy shouted as Felix jumped with him, Oswald then shouted.

"Felix!! childhood romance don't last forever!! "

"Shut up Oswald! me and Bendy are gonna get married when we get older "

Felix said as he and Bendy both shared a kiss and melted they 'died' in each other's arms.

"Ewww!! "

Everyone shouted as they looked at them. Oswald then shouted.

"I can't do this anymore!! every kid for themselves! "

"Oswald no! "

Cuphead shouted as Oswald reached the monkey bars, soon Boris risen and grabbed Oswalds feet.

"Out of the game am I ?! well now I'm the lava monster!! "

"Ahhhhh! "

Oswald shouted as Boris began to pull him down.

"Oswald I'm coming! "

Mugman said as he reached the monkey bars, and headed near Oswald.

"Let him go lava monster! "

"No I won't mortal! "

"Then you le-"

Mugman was cut short as he noticed his but was piping hot. 😏

"Oh no! I'm too tall my Butt's burning! "

"Hahaha what are you gonna do bout it ha! "

"You leave me no choice! but to be sacrifice! "

"Wait what!? "

Boris said as Mugman jumped towards him as sacrifice and the two disappeared into the lava.

"Oh no!! "

Both Cuphead and Oswald said, but before the could finish the game, the school bell rang, signing that recess was over.

"Ok class recess is over head back to class"

"yes ma'am"

all the children said as they headed to their rooms.

"Um ma'am"

"Yes Oswald? "

"Can we go to the nurses office? "

"why child? "

"We have seen what a man shouldn't have seen"

"I think you should see the therapist "

"Nuuu I won't! "

"Why? "

"The-rapist is a bad guy! "

"Ok fine"

their teacher said as she headed to her classroom, but then she saw Felix and Bendy.

"Oh and Felix... stop smooching with Bendy please"

Then after a few years they became husband and groom.
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Soon they did the thing and a baby was born, they called him Felink, so happy rainbows and shit ton of more happiness and gay shit.

Been awake for two pricking days... I need sleep!
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Thank you ItsMehKaylaXD for the Idea XD