How do you define hugot? Basta!!! It's like you're really tight on your feelings or you're just bitter about love... Or something... BASTA AH!
And this time, this is the real V-Day Special! I'm sorry for not being sorry for the last "special" XD

Credits to @ask-emilz-de-philz ask blog on Tumblr for letting me use Emilio for this one-shot!

-Pumpkin

WARNING: PROBABLY A LOT OF BADLY CONSTRUCTED SENTENCES IN TAGALOG!!! AND INACCURATE TRANSLATIONS BECAUSE IT'S HARD AF!!!

You pass by a couple giving chocolates to each other...

"Happy Valentines Sweetheart!"

Mas mabuti kapag sweet ka, may heart.

(Translation: It's better to be sweet because you have a heart [to my Filipino readers out there help me])

You pass by a basketball game in your neighborhood.

"Hoy! Defense!"

Buti pa ang basketball, may nag-dedefend.

(Translation: Good for basketball, there's someone defending it.) [puñeta ang hirap mag translate]

You pass by a store where a Valentine's Sale was going on.

Mas mabuti pa nga ang sale, naghahabol ang mga tao para sa kanya.

(Translation: Good for the sale, there are a lot of people running for it.)

You come across a karaoke bar where you can hear an old drunk man singing his heart out without a pitch.

Ang love ay parang karaoke, walang tamang tinig.

(Translation: Love is like karaoke, there's no correct tone.)

You passed by an internet café where a bunch of angry kids cursing at each other walked out separately.

Parang DOTA ang love no? Naglalaro tapos nag-break para sa mas mataas na level.

(Translation: DOTA is like love no? They play then they break up with you for a higher level.)

Then suddenly this guy just bumps into you.

"Ay! Sorry! Nasaktan ka ba?" He looks down at you worriedly as you frown at him.

(Translation: Are you hurt?/Did you get hurt?)

"Okay lang yan, sanay naman ako saktan." You answer him.

(Translation: It's okay, I'm used to getting hurt.)

"Shucks ang hugot mo naman ah." The guy chuckles at you.

(Translation: Shucks, you're really bitter.) [though "hugot" means tight in literal meaning and shit this is hard to explain more about hugot.]

"Anyare? May na break up ba sa iyo?" He ask.

(Translation: What happened? Did someone break up with you?)

He has messy dark brown hair that's almost black, dark chocolate brown eyes, tan skin, and a big smile plastered on his face.

"A long time ago... Ako nag-break sa kanya." You spat out.

(Translation: I was the one who broke up with him.)

"Bakit?"

(Translation: Why?)

"Kabit ako, may asawa na pala..." You roll your eyes at the memory that was playing at the back of your head. "Never knew that he had a wife until she slapped me during Valentine's Day last year."

(Translation: I was a mistress, he already has a wife.)

"Ah... Parang aking problema din." You look at him with a weird look.

(Translation: It's like my problem then.)

"Weh di nga?"

(Translation: Oh really?)

"Promise!" He chuckles as the both of you walked through the street.

You were actually going to the carnival to enjoy, but then you remembered that today was Valentine's Day and decided to go home. But in the end this guy came along and starts to talk with you.

"Ang ex ko may boyfriend na pala." He chuckles. "Kanina lang kami nag break."

(Translation: My ex already had a boyfriend. We just broke up a while ago.)

"Ha? Bakit nagngingiti ka pa? Diba dapat parang heartbroken ang itsura mo?" You ask.

(Translation: Why are you still smiling then? Isn't your face supposed to look like you're heartbroken?)

"Nope, I am now free. She was just like my last girlfriend." He smiles sadly. "She broke up with me for another guy who was courting her while we were still together."

"Ouch..." You gave your comment.

"Ikaw? Bakit ang bitter na bitter mo pala? Diba isa lang yun?"

(Translation: You? Why are you so bitter? Isn't that guy the only one you broke up with?)

"No, there's a list since high school." You recall your past boyfriends.

Your first one was in your first year. The reason why he broke up with you was that he liked another girl. The next one was during the second semester. In the end you helped him open up that he was gay and you were fine with that. Next was in your third year in high school. The guy was a total dick towards you. There was no surprise that you broke up with him. Then in your fourth year you were a power couple with some athlete, but he broke up with you so he can focus on his career as a basketball player. Next was on your second year of college. He was sweet, but really perverted and he wasn't that loyal to you. Then there was this guy on your fourth year. He was overprotective and constantly pissed you off from his strict rules. Then there was one who dated you when you finished college. He broke up with you because he wanted to become a priest. Then there's the latest one. You broke up with him because he has a wife

"Grabe naman ang history mo."

(Translation: What a history.)

"Hahaha, well you can say that I've got a long list of ex-lovers." You gave a snort. "I'm (Y/n) by the way."

"Emilio." He answered.

You both ended up talking with each other until the sun fell. It seemed that you guys both have a lot in common from your love life to other random shit. Then you heard someone calling your name. You frowned. That bastard was still chasing after you even he already has a wife. It's been two years since he tried to convince you to be his mistress, but you refused.

"Uy, sino yun?" He noticed your ex-boyfriend running from a far.

You sighed and dug your face into your palms. Emilio got the answer and looked at you in worry.

"(Y/n)-" Your ex stopped right in front of the both of you.

"When are you going to stop chasing me?" You asked him. "May asawa at dalawang anak ka."

(Translation: You have a wife and two kids.)

"Please, (Y/n), ipatawad mo na ako." He begged.

(Translation: Forgive me.)

You stood up angrily glaring at him.

"You know what? Isang gago ka talaga!" You yelled at him. "Akala mo magiging tayo ulit? Hindi!"

(Translation: You are really a bastard! You really think that we're getting back together? No!)

He looked hurt as Emilio watched you release all of your anger at him even though there were some people already looking at you.

"Buwisit ka!" You were about to slap him, but then someone grabbed your hand.

(Translation: [no exact translation for this] You're a piece of bullshit! Fuck you! You're shit!)

You glared at the person behind you to see Emilio looking at you.

"Huwag mo na sampalin." He answered lowering your hand down slowly.

(Translation: Don't slap him.)

"Bakit naman?!" You asked angrily.

(Translation: And why?!)

"Diba, dapat magiging kind ka to animals?"

(Translation: Because you have to be kind to animals, remember?)

"Anong sinabi mo gago?" Your ex grabbed Emilio by the collar. "At sino ka ba?"

(Translation: What did you say you bastard? Also, who are you?)

"Si Emilio, at ako ang boyfriend niya."

(Translation: I'm Emilio, and I'm (Y/n)'s boyfriend.)

The people around started to video and others started to gossip. The scene became more intense from what Emilio just said. You were about to look at Emilio with shock, but you just played along.

"Totoo ba?" Your ex asked you. "Boyfriend mo ba siya?"

(Translation: Is it true? Is he your boyfriend.)

"Siyempre." You stated quickly.

(Translation: Of course.)

"Then prove it."

You turned beat red. You just knew this Emilio guy and you don't really know a lot of stuff about him. You quickly gave Emilio a peck on the cheek that made the people around scream a bit.

"A kiss on the cheek lang?" He snorted. "Akala ko boyfriend mo siya, hindi gay friend. Halika na nga, I really want us back together."

(Translation: Only a kiss on the cheek? I thought he's your boyfriend, not gay friend. Just come here...)

"Edi sa lips."

(Translations: On the lips then.)

Emilio made you face him and collided his lips with yours. This wasn't planned out well, but you reacted quickly. You kissed back. His mouth tasted like kwek-kwek (Filipino street food) and coke. The people around screamed and others even started to fangirl/fanboy. The both of you stopped. Your face was red and so was Emilio's.

You looked at your ex to see him staring at the both of you with disbelief.

"You know Allen." You talked with confidence. "It's easy to make things, but once their broken it's hard to put them back together."

Your ex shook his head and ran away. You sighed in relief. You looked at Emilio who's eyes won't meet yours. You smiled at him sheepishly.

"Thanks." You thanked him.

"No problem." He replied, but both of your eyes didn't have the guts to meet each other's eyes.

The people around didn't leave yet. They were waiting for something to happen.

"Sandali lang! Diba hindi kompleto ang confirmation ng relasyon nila dahil hindi siya nag "I love you" sa kanya?" Someone yelled.

(Translation: Wait! Isn't their relationship really confirmed because he hasn't said "I love you" to her?)

"So manliligaw lang ang lalaki yun?"

(Translation: So that guy is just courting her?)

"Siguro."

(Translation: I think.)

You both turned beat red as the people around started to babble more stuff about the both of you. Then Emilio suddenly grabbed your hands and looked at you.

"Emilio-"

"If papayag ka... Pwede babako magiging suitor mo?" He chuckled nervously.

You looked at him astonished. But you were a girl who was hard to get.

"Okay first things first muna." You smirked. "No, you can't court me just yet."

His smile dropped slowly.

"Excuse me, didn't you hear the word yet?" You giggled. "First, magiging close muna tayo then you can court me."

(Translation: First, we'll become close...)

"Deal!" He gave a big smile at you.

The people around cheered and screamed out.

"Happy Valentine's Day!"

Puta putaaaa!!! Shit this is too cliché, but then it's sweet but then it's too good to be true but then I can dream about it but then I'll be forever alone but then...
*Pumpkin.exe has-* PUTA!!! BUTI PA ANG PANAGINIP, SAYA KA DIYAN!
Auf Wiedershen for now!

-Pumpkin