He thinks that he knows what she does. He thinks that he knows who she is. He thinks that he knows how she moves. He thinks that he knows everything about her. And he knows that his thoughts are wrong. There was something more with the girl he loves other than the things you see above the surface.

She has a kind smile. She has a lovely voice. She cares for the people around her. She has eyes that sparkle with innocence. She has the lips of an angel, well from what her boyfriend says. She has the smarts of a genius. She has the aura that makes everyone approach her. But of course, she's more than that.

She thinks that she knows his moves. She thinks that she knows his intentions. She thinks that she knows what's going to happen to him next. She thinks that she knows why he did that. She thinks that she knows everything about him. And she knows that she's wrong.

He has a stoic face. He has mysterious eyes. He's like an unsolved puzzle. He has soft platinum hair. He has a heart full of softness. He has the smarts of a scientist. He has the confidence of a model. He has the aura of mystery shrouded around him. But of course, he's more than that.

And by more, I mean something more unexpected than you think.

"BITCH I WILL END YOU!!!"

"TRY ME FUCKER!!!"

I laugh hysterically at the couple who was playing DOTA. I sat on the bed together with (Y/n) while her boyfriend Emil sat in front of his PC. My player hasn't respawn yet so I had the moment to laugh at the two. They've been together ever since I introduced (Y/n) to Emil. I was Emil's internet friend through Counter Strike and I figured that (Y/n) would like him because of their rage gaming. Turns out that they make a great gamer couple.

The Icelandic dude turned out that he went to the same college as us. The dorm didn't really have strict rules so we usually come up to his room and play. The others in his room were Matthias and his brother Lukas.

"Remind me why I agreed to letting them play here." Lukas sighed.

"Because our room is full of those stereotypical dumb blondes and they wouldn't let us play in peace? No offense to the dumb blondes part, but seriously." I cleared my throat. "We don't really like-"

A cough came from (Y/n) as I sighed laughing.

"Okay, we hate them." I finally respawned. "A lot."

"And that hate is bigger than their plastic tits." (Y/n) commented. "I respect SAARA's decision for getting plastic surgery, but for attraction or just because someone asked them too? Why do they need that when they've got boobs that's the size of Mt. Everest? At least Kat's is all natural! Heck, I would be her roommate even though she has suffocating hugs and a yandere sister with her!"

Her eyes never left the screen. Same goes for her boyfriend who was determined to beat the shit out of her in DOTA.

"Well at least they don't bother me anymore." (Y/n) and Emil exchanged smirks.

Sometimes I wonder what will happen to them in the future when we all graduate. Surely (Y/n) will get to her dream career. Emil would definitely become the glaciologist he wants to be. Matthias would be the architect he wants to become. And Lukas would graduate as suma cumlaude (is it valedictorian in other countries?) and become a teacher with his Bachelor's Degree in Psychology. Meanwhile, I'm going to stay here for two more years. My first year here as an undetermined made me meet these great friends, and I'm kinda behind all of them. I was just in my second year here learning Film.

(Y/n) and Emil are graduating next year while Matthias and Lukas are graduating this year. It's been a blast for these past two years and I'm going to miss that. College won't be the same without these four. The story behind Emil and (Y/n) is actually kinda funny. I hooked them up together. The truth was that I never really liked to play Cupid. I just accidentally did that and I think that was the best accident I ever did.

~Flashback~

It was somewhere in 2013 when (Y/n) and I were still in high school. I liked to play with Omegele and dating sights for fun. I met Emil on Omegele twice and I knew that fate told me to be his friend. He still lived in Iceland during that time. Then fate told me again to introduce Emil and (Y/n). How?

Well it went like this. Whenever I chat with Emil on Skype it was always timing that (Y/n) called me or just made me multitask chatting between the both of them.

"Okay, (Y/n)!" I yelled calling for her knowing that she was just near the mini-fridge in my room.

"Coming!" She came on eating Cheetos and a can of Mountain Dew in her hand.

"(Y/n)! Meet Emil!" I gestured towards the platinum haired boy on the screen. "Emil! Meet (Y/n)!"

From the moment (Y/n) dropped that open can of Mountain Dew on the floor. I knew that a spark just started with my carpet smelling like Mountain Dew for a month. Best spill ever. I love Mountain Dew. Anyways on to the story.

We were about to enter college. The moment we were standing at those registration things for courses or whatever. Then I saw a very familiar broody looking face from a far who had a puffin on his head and an annoying brother bothering him.

He was way too familiar and that made me smile in realization.

I grabbed (Y/n) by her forearm and ran towards the Icelandic boy.

"STIIIIIIIIRRRRR-" I pushed her towards the male. "IKE!!"

"What the hell you didn't have to do that-" Then she was cut off.

"(Y/n)?"

I smiled when they both realized that they literally bumped into each other. On that day I swore that they will have the best college days.

~Flashback end~

Well it wasn't as I expected though. I expected rainbows and unicorns, but nothing like that ever happened.

Like normal couples they had fights. And hell they were a lot.

The worst of all was this one was just last year. Man that fight surely scared the shit out of me.

~Flashback~

"SERIOUSLY? After that you kissed her?!" I was there during the fight.

Emil well... Being a third time drinker, and being drunk for the third time, kissed one of our previous roommates who graduated last year. Okay, I didn't want to tell the whole story or she'll kill everyone.

Emil didn't just kiss her. It was a full make out session. How do I know this? Lets just say that I was there just looking at them in shock. I swear that I just took a swig of the Heineken I was given and I knew that I wasn't drunk because it took them until midnight to get me to drink my first alcoholic drink and that was my second sip of the drink. I was never the one who can react quickly. Before I snapped out of shock, I already saw (Y/n) slapping Emil.

"I was drunk and I didn't know what I was doing." Emil tried to explain.

This was happening right outside the sports bar we were drinking at. I was behind the car listening. It hurts knowing that two if your friends are fighting. How did I wound up listening? Well of course being that friend who regrets doing nothing for her friend and just standing there has their moments too.

But seriously. The two were fucking scary. I was already holding (Y/n) back before she can kill the shit out of him.

"I think you should go." I said to him as I comforted (Y/n).

That was the scariest day of my life. They ignored each other for months until a friend of mine and I decided that they should make up or this was going to go out of hand.

Christmas came and we planned a Christmas miracle to happen, but it didn't go out as planned. Everything went wrong, but in a good way.

We played as tag teams in Street Fight X Tekken. I teamed up with (Y/n) while my friend teamed up with Emil. When it was the round where Emil and (Y/n) were up against each other, we planned to place a mistletoe right above the both of them while they were playing, but the scene quickly became a war zone. Not like couple fights over the kiss thing, it was about beating each other and who was going to be the loser.

~Flashback end~

I don't really remember the rest, but all I knew was that (Y/n) told me that she and Emil made up when the party ended with them agreeing on a new bonding style.

And this was their bonding style with a couple of kisses over here and there. Meanwhile I'm fifth wheel. But I like staying single. I just hope that one day I'll get a boyfriend like Emil. Don't get me wrong, I love Emil, but as a friend. I just want a guy similar for myself. Who knows? I'm a hopeless romantic.

But for now. I'm gonna give the love story's spotlight to them. Why? Well they deserve it. It's been three years sine they've been together and I'm happy for the both of them.

So here. The author is signing out and writing for more stories to come!

"Stop narrating and help me!"

Auf Wiedershen for now!

-Pumpkin