Denmark: *struggling with despair* NOOOOO!!! DON'T DO THIS!

Norway: Traditions are traditions bror. *sighs with an annoyed look* Are you sure you really want to do this, (Y/n)?

(Y/n): After what he did? OBVIOUSLY! THE 23RD TIME MATTHIAS! 23RD AND YOU WENT OUT AND RAIDED ANOTHER VILLAGE WITHOUT MY KNOWING CONSCENT! *insert more nagging and screaming of an stereotypical angry wife*

Denmark: PLEASE NUUUUU!!! *crying*

Sweden: *somehow has popcorn in the Viking Ages* do it

Finland: *is currently frightened by Matthias' wife* emerghad

Iceland: *somehow has SnapChat, Tumblr, and a phone in the Viking Ages* hoe do it

Norway: *covers Iceland's eyes* hoe don't

(Y/n): *angrily yells like a Chita Rivera* OFF WITH HIS DICK!!!! *lifts up sword*

Denmark: *in despair* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

END

It's not even past midnight or midnight at all. I just ate gummies and now I just had that sudden thought of how Viking wives would actually have control over their families. She could literally cut off her husband's dick off and hang it for shame. If he does something to her. Like a fucking boss. Bitch yes.
Auf Wiedershen for now!

-Pumpkin