My book is going to be old, oh lord. Might as well put up some facts why this crap exists hahahaha!

Idk, I just felt like telling the story behind this book and how I actually got to write these shots and how I came up with the sudden ideas, and how many drafts exist at the moment. So lets get started.

1. I didn't start watching Hetalia when I wrote my first one-shot.

I don't know if some of you may have read the old Italy x Reader (which I deleted) back then, but I used a bit of my knowledge on what I know about the fandom. The idea actually came from the cover of the doujinshi Dolfin which I never knew was a doujinshi until later on.

2. I wrote my first lemon at twelve going thirteen. (Better than that one ask I saw on Tumblr when they stumbled upon an AmeCan lemon written by a nine year old.)

Well it sucked, but some of you actually gave compliments to A Little Show For Him an England x Reader. I had no idea how to react so my first impression was so full of confusion and questions. I used to say that I wouldn't write one and stick to reading them because I knew that it would suck, I still think it sucks, and that was the time I was still using my mom's iPad for writing too. Her iPad is now broken though.

3. The mythology stories you see are inspired from another one-shot book I still read today.

If you're familiar with the book Mythology! Hetalia x Reader by @KageNoYurei, then there's my inspiration for the Norse mythology stuff. Well not entirely, but that's what got me started writing the Fossegrimen! Iceland x Reader and Norway x Huldra! Reader. I really want to write on other stuff too, but my knowledge is not that big and I tend to forget a lot of stuff. You might wanna watch out since I've got something in stored for this, but it's still in progress.

4. I was such a child when I started writing everything.

Do you know when you have lots of ideas at the beginning and you start doing everything right away and finish them, and then you lose the motivation the next day? That was me. Now, I'm just a lazy sack of potatoes who updates like Sherlock.

5. There are more that twenty drafts of differently planned one-shots.

I am not kidding. I think this book has a hundred and ten plus chapters, and my drafts says that a hundred and ten-something are published out of a hundred and thirty-something. Not joking at all.

6. There were different one-shot books that got me to write this.

I forgot some names, but one of them is Vannah-chan22. I really love the one-shots Vannah wrote and I consider her to be a big influence in writing my one-shots. Hi to Vannah!

(I don't know her personally though, but she is awesome for all I can say!)

7. The outcomes of the one-shot Jacket an America x Reader.

I failed my finals in math because of thinking about it, but it's normal. I literally forgot the formulas.

8. You guys are my biggest motivators and supporters that's still keeping this book alive.

Seriously, it used to be my mom when I didn't write lemons yet. You guys are literally making me laugh daily and I think about in class about ideas and shit. One of the stories is actually requested by a classmate of mine before. You guys kindle the fire in this book, and everyday I wait for a notification if you guys commented or voted. I am seriously a big fan of your comments even though I don't respond to some. I love the fucking craziness in the comments and some who don't really get my humor. I love you all and please don't stop being awesome. You're all awesome af, and if I ever stumble upod you guys in real life, I'd start giving a big weird smile on my face like a killer that says "You're one of my readers! Child!" Joking. Though, I'll still smile like a weird idiot. I don't if that's even possible because I deleted my selfie for privacy reasons. Probably would know you guys through commenting wherever you are hahaha.

Well that's all the facts I'd like to share!
Auf Wiedershen for now!

-Pumpkin