Happy- what the fuck is Valentine's Day even? I'M SINGLE AF YEAH BITCH!

-Pumpkin

This was the worst decision you've made yet. Reading this. Yeah I'm serious. There's no specific Lonely Hearts Day because being lonely is like reading this crappy fanfic we all fucking want to have. Fuck Valentine's Day I'm gonna spend my day being single and reading smut.

Okay on to the story...

Haha sorry guys no smut here :)
Happy Valentine's Day xD