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((please don't hate me for this!! I love chocolate muffins!!))

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Charlie: Hey! Watch out!
Mike: What do you mea-- ARRGH!!!

Charlie : *snickers* Sorry! Didn't clean up after the dog did his dirty business.

Mike *fuming*: Are you kidding me? You invite me to your house and leave your dog's crap all over the place?

Charlie *shrugs*: Dude! It's not like I put it there on purpose.

(Mike tries to wipe his shoe in the lawn)

Charlie: Wait! Wait! Wait! Don't do that! Dad is going to flip out!

Mike: Seriously? You should've known that when you let your dog dump his 'muffins' in the front walk.

(Mike limps towards Charlie who stands in the doorway.)

Charlie: No! No! No! You can't get in like that, bro! Take off your shoes.

Mike *glares*: Shut up, Charlie! It's all your fault.

(Mike takes off his shoes and gets inside the house.)

Mike: Hey, Charlie. Got anything to eat?

Charlie: Yeah. Chocolate muffins.

Mike: ARRGH! *Reflexive puke*

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This is an entry for (Dialogue Contests) by Secret_Lake

I know it's super silly and so different from what I normally write, but it was kind of what I came up with in a moment of silliness XD I hope you like it.