Okay, if you haven't seen this conversation on Apocalypse part three, then the concept will make no sense.

But we had an argument over what was better; duck tape (not duct tape) or flextape.

The result was hilarious.

Team Duck Tape: Pi, Fantasy, Nightmare

Team Flextape/GorillaTape: Tea, Wither (I put these teams together, they didn't have enough individually)

Team WeDon'tKnowWhatTheHelIsGoingOnSoWe'reRunningAroundLikeManiacs: Bird

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Nightmare POV

Boom!

An explosion woke me up. I sat up and looked outside the window. Another battle. I sighed and got on my armour. Worn, duck tape, armour. I would need to fix it soon.

Grabbing my sword, I stepped outside and joined the fray. Running to the command post without getting hit was difficult. The enemy was launching so many projectiles, it was almost impossible to avoid them.

Pi and Nightmare were already there. Fantasy turned to me and grinned.

"Glad you could join the party!" The General called.

I was about to reply when somebody in the army yelled. "Gorilla Glue inbound!" We looked up to see a large, tube of whitish liquid sloshing around inside.

"Scatter!" I ordered. We all dove away from the nuke as it hit the ground with a massive boom.

Ears ringing, I say up. General Fantasy and Major Pi had made it away, so had I and about half our army.

But the other half were coated in a white, sticky substance.

I pointed to the infirmary. "Go." The injured duck soldiers waddled awkwardly to the tent that had been hastily set up.

I looked out on to the field. Standing among the gorilla soldiers, were two figures laughing. 

Pi cursed. "Wither and Tea."

They advanced their army, shooting rolls of flextape at us with no mercy, laughing as our small army dove for cover.

Pi grabbed a small water balloon. "I'll try to wear off the glue in their armour." The Major launched the balloon at the enemy.

Wither saw it and pointed it out. Tea raised their shield as the water balloon connected. It burst with a pop. 

The water rolled harmlessly down the side of the shield.

I nudged Pi. "Flextape is water proof." I reminded them.

I ran up to one of the cannons and began manning it alongside Captain Quack Sparrow.

"Die!" I screamed as rolls of duck tape shot out of the cannon.

Fantasy ran ahead, a fresh wave of soldiers following. "Pi, call in the ducks!" The general called.

Ducks met gorillas. Tape met tape. It was a glorious battle.

We're winning! I thought as I launched another roll of tape. It flew through the air and hit Bird in the back of the head. Bird collapsed.

"Sorry!" I called.

We kept fighting, and eventually I saw Bird get up out of the corner of my eye.

"What is going on here?" A British voice asked, straining to be heard above the noise of the battle.

Grain and Mumbo had come to Wattpad. They stared wide eyed at the fight raging on. Wither held up his hand, and the gorilla army stopped. The ducks fell back to.

The Halfhel walked up to his friends, a sheepish grin on his face. The gorilla tape crown on his head was slightly tilted.

"I thought you said you were doing something important today." Mumbo remarked.

Wither nodded calmly. "I am. I'm proving that Gorilla tape is bette than duck tape."

Mumbo shrugged. "I always use scotch tape." The redstoner mentioned. Grian agreed.

Everybody else gasped and recoiled while the Hermits stared uncomprehendingly.

"What?" Grian asked.

Wither snapped his fingers and suddenly the pair were outfitted in scotch tape armour. He then shoved a bunch of tape into their arms.

"We give you 5 minutes to prepare your troops for battle." Wither informed them.

Grian started to protest. "But we don't have an army-" Wither snapped his fingers and an army of chickens swarmed around their feet.

"Who says we even want to do this?" Mumbo asked.

Wither raised an eyebrow. "Four minutes now." 

They started protesting again but Wither counted down. "4:59, 4:58, 4:57." The Hermits scrambled away and begun preparing their army.

The Tape Wars had begun.

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Okay, that was a lot of fun. Keep sending in requests for one shots, questions, or dares. I need help. I have literally no ideas for this book.

Credits to the people who had this stupid debate:

Me (OreoBoi191)

Pi0_Human

TheFantasyGaming

Nightmare761

thebirdfantasy

And LeafInYourTea

Thanks guys!

On the other hand, I do have a new story idea...

Two spoiler words; Yandere Hermitcraft

Okay byeee!