SPOILER WARNING: DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ APOCALYPSE.

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So, during our last little Q+A with the Hermits, we found out that our Apocalypse group has not told the Hermits what happened that week.

Wither: Um... I think Hades is calling. Gotta go!

(He tries to leave through a portal, but can't.)

You're all staying.

Grian: Do we have to?

Yes. So today, they are going to tell the others exactly what happened in Meatland.

Doc: Is that what we're calling the place now?

Yes. Stop stalling.

Mumbo: Alright...

Grian: We went through the portal as you guys know. I went in with Ren, and Mumbo and Doc came afterwards.

Iskall: We know all this, get to the good stuff.

Cleo: Shut up Iskall.

Mumbo: Doc and I landed in this tree. We saw a building, and tried to get there. We met Meaty on the way.

Doc: You say met, I say he beat the $hit out of us-

Sees Joe glaring at him

Doc: Um, he knocked me out and almost killed me. Mumbo brained him with a rock. Then Wither found us.

Wither: I'd been there for a week already. Meaty, um, came from my server.

Tango is suspicious.

Tango: What do you mean?

Wither: Um... Ask X! Points to Xisuma

X: Yeah... I'm not a part of this. You tell them.

Wither: Gee, thanks a lot.

Ren: Tell them later. We have a story to tell.

Grian: So while they were fighting Meat Face, Ren and I landed in some of good old burger patty's traps. We got caught in these weird nets. Ren almost broke his neck while trying to jump out of his-

Ren: I was coming to save you in a heroic manner!

Grian: You were almost eaten by Zombies.

Ren: ... Fair enough.

Grian: Anyways, we got out and tried to find you guys. We actually got to the tree you were at, but Meaty was waiting. He shot me while I was in a tree, and I fell.

Stress: Is that why you were in such a bad shape when you came back?

Grian: Nope, I had yet to be deamonized. Winks at Bird.

Stop breaking the fourth wall Grian! They're very expensive, and hard to fix.

Grian: Sorry.

Ren: Grian ended up breaking his leg, and I had to fight him alone. And he called me annoying. Me! Of all people! Can you believe that?

Everybody is awkwardly quiet.

Ren: Thanks a lot guys.

Grian: Okay... Let's move on.

Ren: I managed to hold off Meaty and get Grian out, but he followed us. We would have been done for, but the others showed up.

Grian: We spent the night in Wither's base he was using, and he healed us.

Mumbo: The next day, we decided to make the move on Meaty. We snuck into a castle he had made, and tried to kill him. It was filled with mobs too.

Grian: Remember the creeper with the Batman lunchbox?

Grian focus.

Grian: Sorry.

Doc: Anyhow. Meaty found us, and he had backup. Had it been just him, we might have succeeded.

Wither: scoffs No we wouldn't have. He was too strong then.

Ren: We got out, and planned for a fight. Wither got an army of skeletons to fight Meaty's army. It was an awesome fight.

Mumbo: That's the kind of stuff you call awesome? Skeletons in Speedos?

Iskall: What are you talking about?

Grian: Nothing.

Doc: So at one point, our army was gone. Wither was trying to heal Grian, while the three of us held him off.

It was very much like that scene from Infinity War.

Grian: Now you're breaking the fourth wall!

I am the fourth wall.

Grian: And I'm Iron Man.

Ren: I'm confused.

TFC: mutters. What's new?

Doc: ANYWAYS, he got to Grian, and threw Wither off of him. Some of Wither's blood got on his hand, and being the cannibal he is, Meaty ate it.

Everyone else: Ew.

Doc: That made him immortal. Why don't I let you take it on from here Grian?

Grian: Fine. You know I hate this part.

Wither: Well, does anybody actually like dying?

Mumbo: Says the death god.

Python: Why are you guys constantly saying that Grian is dead?

Grian: I am dead.

Python is very confused.

Grian: Meaty grabbed me by the throat and flew off with me into the sky. I grabbed an arrow with poison and stabbed him through the throat. Then...

You good?

Grian: I'm not really sure I want to talk about it.

You don't need to!

Suddenly, the Hermits are all in a movie theatre.

Enjoy the show!

The screen starts showing the final fight.

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Meaty stared at Grian in disbelief. His eyes rolled back into his head and the grip on my hands faltered. 

The Hermit fell through the sky, wind rushing in my face as he tumbled through the air. To weak to scream, Grian could only watch as he fell to the earth below.

The others watched from below as the two figures struggled in the air for a bit. Meaty's wings stopped, and he fell alongside Grian.

The four of us watched in horror, as Grian fell down, not moving at all.

Iskall: Wait, what happened to Grian?

Impulse: Shut up, I want to watch.

The Meatland group isn't doing well. They don't like reliving this. 

Mumbo looked terrified. His eyes didn't leave Grian as he fell downwards. Ren was similar.

Wither had different ideas. "I'm going." He turned away. Before they had time to ask what that meant, he changed into a large eagle, and took off to the sky.

Our friend flapped his wings hard, trying to catch up with Grian. He hovered a little ways below the Hermit. As Grian passed, Wither grabbed on with his talons.

Just before hitting the earth, he turned back into a Halfhel, and landed carrying the small Hermit in his arms.

Wither set Grian down on the ground gently. Mumbo ran over and knelt beside him, while the others followed.

Zedaph: Accidentaly yells. He's okay!

Everyone else: Be quiet!

The cut Wither had tried to heal was open again, and worse then ever. Blood soaked his torn shirt. The skin on and around his throat was bluish, purplish, brown. His face was pale. His eyes stared at us blankly, devoid of their usual humour.

Wels: Ew.

Jevin: Is he okay?

They stared at the broken body of their friend, shocked into silence.

"Is he..." Mumbo couldn't finish the question. Doc grabbed Grian's wrist and checked his pulse. Listened for any breath escaping his lips.

Doc shook his head. 

Literally everyone: NO!

Mumbo broke down into tears. I sat numbly, watching as Mumbo cradled his friends head in his arms.

"I promised him." Mumbo whispered. "I promised him we'd go home, and see the others again." Tears spilled onto the ground from the Hermit.

Ren moved closer to Doc, ears drooping down. His eyes were glazed over, and I could tell he was trying not to cry as well. The cyborg wrapped his arm around Ren's shoulders.

Iskall: This is just getting depressing.

Stress elbows him

Iskall: What?

Several Hermits are tearing up.

Doc looked up at Wither. "Can you do something?" He asked. "You're a death god. Can't you bring him back?"

Wither shook his head sadly. "No, and death gods know that better than anyone."

"Well can't you do something useful?" Doc snapped. 

Biffa: Geez Doc, rude.

"Actually." Wither said. "I might."

He walked over to Grian and knelt beside him. "I might be able to..."

He placed his hand on Grian's chest and closed his eyes. Black mist swirled around them, and it formed into a humanoid shape. Suddenly, a black-cloaked figure stood beside him, with a scythe in hand.

Iskall yelps. Oreo pauses the movie.

What is it?

Iskall: I saw him before. When I was flying around the server. He was watching me.

Ren and Wither are trying not to laugh.

Iskall: What?

Ren: I've met him twice now. He said to me, and I'm quoting him here. "I keep an eye on everybody, especially those idiots who've had near death encounters before."

Iskall: is very pale Oh. 

Well, let's continue!

"Are you sure you're going to do this?" He asked Wither. Our friend nodded.

"We're bringing him back to Hermitcraft Thanatos." Wither snapped.

Impulse: Why did you call him Thanos?

Wither: Not Thanos, Thanatos.

Impulse: That's what I said, Thanos.

Wither: We don't have time for this.

"Okay, so what do you expect me to tell your father?" Thanatos questioned.

Wither stared at him. "Tell him he was never dead."

Thanatos shrugged. "Alright. See ya." He disappeared in a puff of smoke.

They all stared where the Grim Reaper had disappeared. "What just happened?" Doc asked.

Cub: I agree. What the he...

Joe is glaring at him.

Cub: What the heck is going on?

Wither smiled weakly. "I found a way to bring Grian back."

Scar: You can do that?

Wither: I'm not supposed to, but this is Grian we're talking about.

He placed his hand on Grian's chest again. "Be ready for me to possibly pass out." He warned.

Wither closed his eyes again, and red light surrounded him. He kept his hand firmly on the dead Hermit's chest. After a minute or two, he took it off.

We waited, but nothing happened.

Doc started to face Wither. "Why didn't it work-"

Grian gasped for air. He looked around wildly.

Everybody: YES!

"WhereamIwhathappened?" He asked groggily.

They all sighed with relief. Mumbo tackled Grian in a big hug. They stayed like that for a while, and the others couldn't help but smile.

It worked.

Grian was alive.

That was a nice ending, now wasn't it?

False: So what happened next?

Mumbo: We looked after Grian, got the plans for the print-a-portal, and fired it to Wattpad.

Ren: Some of those guys man...

Scar: What?

Grian: Nothing, they're fine. He is looking directly at the readers.

Grian, if you break the fourth wall one more time, I swear I will-

Grian: Deamonize me?

... Get out.

Grian: Yes! I don't have to tell the story anymore! Runs to the door. See ya suckers! Leaves.

$hit.

Joe: LANGUAGE!

Sorry Joe.

Ren: Anyways, they left, and we came home. The end.

See? That wasn't so bad.

Mumbo: I mean I only had to relive the worst week of my life.

Ren: Yeah. You suck Oreo.

Hey, the fans wanted to see this. I think. I didn't check.

Wither: You know what? The fourth wall is already broken. What's another dent?

Wither: So, my fellow Wattpad servermates. Leave suggestions for what we should do to punish Oreo. If that means letting us have control over him, or him being powerless on the server, please give some ideas.

Ren: Yeah, Oreo's been getting away with this for to long. Please let us punish him.

This is a bit much for something so small-

Mumbo: I HAD TO WATCH MY BOYFRIEND DIE A SECOND TIME!

... Sorry Mumbo.

Mumbo: Please let your suggestions involve me beating Oreo.

Doc: Yes, please do.

Ren: No, just fun punishments.

Iskall: ... We're still here guys.

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This was a lot of fun to make. I wanted to show you their reactions to what happened. Sorry if anything was spoiled for you.

Byeee!