Type: Casual/human AU

Ship: Prinxiety/Moceit/Intrulogical

TW: Remus being Remus

"KIDDOS! LET'S GO!" Patton yells.

"YEAH! Y'ALL ARE SLOWER THAN VIRGIL WHEN WE TAKE HIM OUT IN PUBIC!" Janus shouts.

"IT'S 'YOU ALL'," Logan corrects.

"I CAN HEAR YOU!" Virgil shouts.

"I KNOW! HURRY UP!" Janus shouts.

Roman snickers at his boyfriend's scowl. He shoves his towel in his bag and puts on his sunglasses. He and his friends are going to the beach, as they finally managed to convince Logan and Virgil it wasn't a waste of time and too much social interaction.

"Are you ready, Virgie?" he asks, "Got everything?"

"No. I can't find my will to go," Virgil says.

Roman grins.

"Perhaps it's in the ice cream container in the fridge that we can split after," he says.

"You had ice cream and didn't tell me?" Virgil asks, frowning.

"Like you wouldn't do the same. Now quit stalling and let's go, or I will carry you," Roman says.

"Fine. Carry me," Virgil says, sitting down on the floor.

Roman sighs. Only his boyfriend would be this petty. He picks Virgil up, along with their bags, and goes downstairs. He clears his throat as he sees Patton and Janus staring deep into each other's eyes.

"We're ready," he says.

The two step away from each other quickly.

"Alright, kiddos!" Patton says, "LOGAN! REMUS! WE'RE LEAVING NOW!"

They all hear Logan start to shout something before Remus falls down the stairs.

"The vampire and bitch ready then?" he asks, not even acknowledging his fall.

"I am not a-" Roman protests.

"Remus, you could have walked down like a normal person!" Logan says, coming down the stairs.

"Eh, it was faster. Now let's go!" Remus says.

---

They find a nice spot and set up the two umbrellas and a few towels.

"Why is the sand so HOT?!" Patton asks, hopping from foot to foot.

"Because it's 97 degrees out, and the sand is heating up. Now, all of you are getting sunscreen or paying for your own skin cancer treatment," Logan says.

"I think I'll just stay in the shade," Virgil says.

"I'm giving you sunscreen anyway," Patton says.

"More like anyGAY!" Roman and Remus both say.

Janus and Virgil snort.

After everyone has sunscreen on, Patton pulls out his small bucket and shovel. He plans to make a sandcastle and Janus plans to kill anyone who wrecks it.

"Let's swim!" Patton says excitedly.

He throws off his shirt and runs to the waves, dropping his bucket. Remus and Janus follow after him, while Logan stays in the shade with his book.

"Well?" Roman asks, "Are you coming?"

He looks over at Virgil, who is still under the umbrella.

"Yeah, I guess," Virgil says.

He lifts up his sweatshirt and Roman's jaw drops. Virgil is muscular and Roman is very, very gay.

"Stop staring or I will shove you into the water," Virgil says.

Roman blinks and tries to get his head out of the clouds.

"Right, yeah," he says, turning around, "You are very hot though-"

"Simp," Logan says.

"Excuse me Microsoft Nerd?" Roman asks.

"You heard me. Simp," Logan says.

Roman flushes a deep red and just goes out to the ocean. When he reaches the shore, Remus immediately hits him with a glob of wet sand.

"Ew!" Roman says, chucking one back.

Virgil sighs.

"We're in our twenties and you two still act like toddlers. Remus, don't put the sea glass in your mouth," Virgil says as Remus tries to do just that.

Remus throws in down and scowls.

"Fiiiiiine. Hey Roman, bet ya can't catch this!" he says, holding up Roman's sunglasses.

"Hey! Where did you-" Roman asks as Remus tosses them into the sea.

Roman leaps into the water to tackle his brother. 

"Why do I even try?" Virgil asks himself.

"Hey, kiddo! I think I found a cool shell!" Patton says.

Virgil walks over to Patton, who proudly holds up a shell.

"Very cool. Tell me if you find any purple ones," he says.

"Fun fact! Those purple ones are actually dead muscle shells!" Remus shouts.

Virgil looks at him and then to Patton.

"Nevermind," he says.

---

As the day progresses, Roman repeatedly tries flirting with Virgil. Even though they're dating they're the equivalent of a hopeless romantic and a sarcastic brick. 

Meanwhile, Patton is building a sandcastle with Janus. Remus is out exploring the shore, so he isn't trying to destroy the castle. Yet.

Logan briefly pauses from his book and looks at the sea. He lets out a long breath before seeing a figure pick up something. 

"REMUS DON'T EAT THE JELLYFISH!" Logan shouts, dropping his book and running over to the shore.

"You can't stop me!" Remus shouts, picking up the blob.

A seagull attacks him right before he can eat it, though, which leads to Remus getting into a fight with the seagull.

Logan watches on and sighs.

"Why is my boyfriend an idiot?" he asks himself.

"Remus put the seagull down. You're going to kill it," Logan says.

"HE STOLE MY JELLYFISH!" Remus shouts.

"Remus, I will throw your morning star into the ocean if you don't stop," Logan says.

Remus lets the seagull go, and it squawks angrily as it flies away.

"But you wouldn't dare," Remus says.

Logan nods.

"Of course. I would simply take away your 'exploring the woods for dead bodies' and 'handling knives' privileges," he says.

"Fool, I have daggers," Remus says.

"My mistake. I meant you being allowed to handle anything sharp," Logan corrects.

"Like that outfit?" Remus asks.

"I'm... in a bathing suit? It's not sharp?" Logan says, confused.

"You're sexy is what I'm saying," Remus says with a wink.

Logan blushes.

"Now do you want to explore the creepy depths of the ocean with me?" Remus asks.

"Yes. Let me get my goggles," Logan says.

---

In the afternoon, after Patton finished his sandcastle and Roman and Remus stopped arguing, everyone agreed it was time to go home. They're all tired and covered in sand. Almost completely in Remus's case.

"This was fun," Patton says as they walk back to their house.

"It was indeed," Janus says, hugging Patton close.

"Yeah, well, I never want to do it again. I'd rather just play Animal Crossing," Virgil says.

"Kiddo, you can't stay inside all day! It's not good!" Patton says.

"Indeed, it's not," Logan says.

Virgil shrugs.

"And neither is Remus eating cotton, but you still let him do it," he says.

Logan sighs.

"Not so much 'let' as it is 'can't stop him from doing so'," he says.

"Same difference. And we're here. See you guys later," Virgil says, entering the house and darting upstairs.

"I'm going after him," Roman says.

"Good luck," everyone else says.

It took me longer than I'm willing to admit to write this- Well, requests are still open, peace out my peeps!