Hello everybody, how are you today. (Pause) That's good. Today I am about to tell you a story, a story that several parents tell their kids and friends just to say one line. The story begins with two best friends walking to school, one a 17 year old male with the name of Bobert McStraggle, the other a 16 year old female with the name of Emily Van Gogh. These two friends were just talking about random nonsense when Bobert said something that no one expected. "Did you know that bulls are colorblind with the colors red and green? That's why bulls run after the red cape because they're mad that they see gray there." "No it's because bulls hate moving objects, when the person with the cape takes two capes that are red and blue and shakes the blue cape, the bull runs after the cape that shakes the most." "Trust me Emily, I know what I'm talking about." "No you don't, you've gotten your facts wrong." "Bet me 25 bucks that I'm right and that you're wrong." "I'll bet you 25 bucks that I'm right." "Deal." And with that the two friends shook hands. The day went on and our friend Bobert went around asking people if bulls are colorblind with the colors red and green. 25% of the people knew about the green colorblind while the other 75% didn't but 100% knew about the red colorblind. "Emily, everyone at school said that bulls are colorblind with the color red." "But the item with the most movement is what angers the bull and that's what they run after." "Emily, you are wrong, when are you going to realize that." "What do you know, you're stupid"! "All right let me google it." Bobert entered in google 'Are bulls colorblind?' (This is what google actually pulls up when you search this up, I checked it.) Actually, it doesn't. Bulls, along with all other cattle, are color-blind to red. Thus, the bull is likely irritated not by the muleta's color, but by the cape's movement as the matador whips it around. In support of this is the fact that a bull charges the matador's other cape — the larger capote — with equal fury. "But, what, I thought." "You owe me 25 bucks Bobert." "Yeah, yeah, I'll pay you tomorrow."

Ok guys this was a suggested story so I thought I'd have fun with it, and I learned some new things along the way. I hope you guys hate this story and hit that dislike button and write some hate comments down below and... what, so you mean there's no dislike button. Oh well then don't vote on this story, and you're telling me to tell them to be supportive? Oh, that makes more of the sense. Yeah, ok, leave a good comment down below it makes me feel good about myself and maybe you guys have more stories for me.