You smiled as you did the dishes listening to one of your favorite songs, Karkalicious, come to an end.
"He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore?!?! Fuck this shit. I quit." You said mimicking your friend Karkat. Just as you finished the last cup your all time favorite song cane on, Strider be mine.
"I'll take you out tonight, do whatever you like, strider strider be mine. Strider be mine.
I'll wear your shades tonight and clothing you don't like strider strider be mine, strider be mine.
When it comes to romance you know there's only one dance. If your hatred is free lance I can see me in your pants.
I, I hate your stoic face and your stupid hair,
I think your cape is dumb and you've got no flare,
I hate your stoic face and your stupid hair,
I think your cape is dumb and you've got no flare,
Na nah nah nah na naaa, I want you strider yeah. Na nah nah nah nah naaa I want you strider yeah, Nah nah nah nah nah naaaa I want you strider yeah, Dave thinks hes such hot shit with all his cool kid tricks cause he gets all of the chicks," You sang unknowing a certain blonde boy was in your living room, listening to your beautiful voice carefully, "Can't believe even I fell for this. Dave thinks he's such hot shit with all his cool kid tricks cause he gets all of the chicks, can't believe even I fell for this." you continued as Dave walked closer until he was in the doorway of the kitchen and watching you swivel your hips as you sung and danced. "If you're the chosen knight you better stand and fight, strider strider be mine, be fucking mine.
You bloody hipocrate your fine ass won't be missed I hope you choke on something sharp and die.
When it comes to romance you know there's only one dance,
If your hatred is free lance, I can see me in your pants.
I, I hate stoic face and your stupid hair, I think your cape is dumb and you've got no flare.
I hate your stoic face and your stupid hair, I think your cape is dumb and you've got no flare.
Nah nah nah na na naaa I want you strider yeah. Nah nah nah nah nah naaa I want you strider yeah nah nah nah nah nah naaa I want you strider yeah.
I don't speak cool kid but I can if you like.
I-I don't speak cool kid but I can if you like.
I don't speak cool kid but I can if you like.
I hate your fucking face and that stoic stare. I think your cape is dumb and you've got no flare. I think its pretty clear that I do not care. But I wanna run my hands through your hipster haaaair I want you strider yeah, nah nah nah nah nah naaa I want you strider yeah nah nah nah nah nah naaa I want you strider yeah nah nah nah nah nah naaa I want you strider yeah.
Hey strider this is it you fucking make me sick if you can't handle this shut up and draw some more dicks. Hey strider this is it you fucking make me sick, if you can't handle this shut up and draw some more dicks." You sang as the song ended. You smiled slightly as you finished the dishes, wiping your hands and turning around and running straight into a firm chest, due to the fact you had closed your eyes when you finished. You kept your eyes closed in fear they were going to hurt you, but instead Dave simply smirked and leaned down towards your ear.
"You wanted me, well now you've got me." He whispered and you opened your eyes blushing heavily. After that you two went on a date where Dave admitted he had been flushed for you since you two had met afterwards dating for 5 years, until your 18th birthday at which point the two of you married and had 3 kids. 2 girls and 1 boy. The boy was named after his father Dave J.R. who was blonde with (E/C) eyes and acted similar to you, he was also a momma's boy. One of the girls was named after you and had Red eyes and (H/C) and acted similar to Dave, and being a daddy's girl. The other girl was named Lily for whatever reason and had Blue eyes and icy white hair and acted like you and Dave and preferred neither of you so she wasn't a momma's girl or daddy's girl.