A/N:- Confused? You guys may be thinking what is this NLT, right? I am here to give you abbreviation... NLT means NON LIVING THINGS... yes in this chapter you guys are gonna experience how will it be if people start talking with things and they do reply... Ok please don't beat me if you didn't like concept... It is purely my imagination... I am going bye, your beloved things are waiting for you...
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Bela's POV

Pata nahi ye ladki subha subha kaha chali gayi. Haye raba! Kaisi behen mili hai mujhe🤦‍♀️. Abhi batati hoon usse. Matlab hadh hoti hai, birthday ke din temple jaate hai lekin meri pyaari behen apne jiju ke saath Icecream khane gayi hai. Subha 10:00AM Icecream koun khata hai.

Narrator's POV 

Bela is preparing breakfast in kitchen while talking to herself. Just then Stove starts speaking

Stove: Oh hello madam! Mujhse baath karo na. Even I do exist. Tabh se bore hothe jaa rahi hoon.

Bela: Tu na chup kar. Mai tujhse bilkul baath nahi karungi. Jab mai choti thi, kitne baar tujhe on karne ki koshish ki maine, par tum tho on hee nahi horahi thi.

Stove: Madam ji! Mujhe on karne ke liye aapko gas ki button ghumani padti hai. Aap tho bas uss lighter ko leke "tiku tiku" karti ho. Arey hadh hoti hai, bina gas ke mai on kaise hosakta.

Bela: Dekh, agar tu ab chup nahi hua tho mai saare 4 burners on kardungi phir puri thel(oil) giraungi. Jab maa aayegi na tabh tujhe aisi wash karegi ki tu phirse mujhse panga nahi lega.

Stove stops talking 

Just then a girl around 16 years come to bela running and hugs her from back

Girl: Di mujhe jiju se bachawo..

Bela turns to that girl

Bela: Kya hua sweetu?(My pyaari pearbhi_sweetie_love)

Mahir comes in kitchen

Mahir: sweetu ki bachi aaj mai tujhe nahi chodunga..

Bela: kya hua mahir ji?

Mahir: Tumhe patha hai ye ladki icecream parlor mai kya karke aayi hai?

Bela looks at sweetu confused whereas she gives a toothish smile

Mahir: Jab mai bill pay kar raha tha..

Flashback

Mahir is paying bill and sweetu goes near receptionist with icecream cup in her hand...

Sweetu: Hi uncle...

That boy looks at her weirdly as he is around 22 years and she is calling him uncle

Boy: Bhaiya bulawo...

Sweetu: Wo chodo na... aaj meri birthday hai...

Boy: Ohh... wish you many more happy returns of the day

Sweetu: Thank you! Bend na..

Boy bends to her level

Sweetu: Birthday meri lekin cream aapki

Before that boy could realise, sweetu applies icecream all over his face and runs from there... Mahir looks at the whole scenario being shocked... After sweetu runs, that boy starts glaring at mahir and mahir gives an awkward smile to him

Mahir: I... I am sorry from her side...

Mahir puts money on the table and runs away from there...

Throughout their journey to home, mahir keeps glaring sweetu and she kept on acting as she didn't notice

Flashback ends

Bela bursts out hearing everything

Bela: ye kya kiya tumne sweetu?

Sweetu: Arey uss time mujhe masti suji tho maine kardiya...

Bela: Waise temple gayi tumne?

Sweetu nods in denial and bela frowns

Sweetu: Jiju lekar nahi gaye di... Meri galti nahi hai...

Bela looks at mahir and sweetu shows her tongue to mahir without Bela's notice...

Mahir(in mind): Oh no! Ye ladki phirse mujhe phasadiya... Mai tho gaya ab

Bela(over sweetly): Mahirji! Come to room na..

Bela goes in room

Sweetu: All the best jiju...

Mahir glares at her and goes in room...

In room

Mahir enters and looks at his wife who is searching for something

Mahir: Be... Bela what are you searching?

Bela: Mai cricket bat ko dhoond rahi hoon.. 

Mahir: What? Kyu?

Cricket bat starts speaking which is just beside him

Bat: Tubelight! Wo tumhe maarne keliye mujhe dhoond rahi hai...

Mahir: Kya?

Bat: Ha... Jaldi mujhe chupawo, warna tumhe patha hai mai kitna strong hoon.. Boost is the secret of my energy.. chi chi no.. wrong dialogue... wood is the secret of my energy...

Mahir hides bat under bed without Bela's notice

Bela: Ye aapki kamini bat mujhe nahi milrahi...

sweetu comes in with a chapati roller in her hand

Sweetu: Didu... Mai iss belan(chapati roller) ko kaha rakhun?

Bela: Sahi time pe laayi hai... De mujhe aur tum niklo room se

Sweetu like an obedient child, gives it to bela and goes from there after giving smirk to mahir

Mahir(in mind): Ye ladki nahi chodunga mai... Bela ko belan dekhe befikar chali gayi... Ab mera kya hoga?

His phone starts speaking, which is in his front pocket of T-Shirt

Phone: Bhaag mahir bhaag... Bela belan lekar tere paas aarahi hai...

Mahir starts running in whole room with bela chasing him...

Phone: Mahir, shall I play that video in which he says "Oh bhai Maaro mujhe maaro, nai mazak horaha hai yaha"

Mahir: Tu chup kar saale... Tujhe baad mai batata hoon mai...

Bela: Mahir ruko... Aaj mai aapko nahi chodungi...

Finally bela catches mahir

Mahir: Bela bela, please math maaro yaar... Maine kuch nahi kiya.. Dekho tum hee socho ye saare things ek dusre ko bolenge ki "bela ne apni pati ko belan se maari" achaa nahi lagega na.. 

TV starts speaking which is in their room

TV: No bela, hum waise kuch nahi bolenge...

Even remote starts speaking

Remote: Ha bela, maaro iss mahir ko... Ye mahir mujhe humesha maarta hai... Ye itna lazy hai ki meri batteries change nahi karta, phir mujhe maar maarke bolta hai mai kaam nahi karti...

Bela glares at mahir

Mahir: Wo... Wo... Bela...

Bela: Tumhe maarne ke liye ye belan kaafi nahi hai...

As if on cue, sweetu comes in with a mosquito bat in her hand

Sweetu: Didi padhosi aunty se ye macharo ko maarne wali bat ko lekar aayi mai... Ghar mai machar bohot aarahe hai

Mahir(in mind): Lagta hai ye ladki Saari baathe bahar se kaan(ears) lagakar sunn rahi hai... Oh no! Ab bela mujhe iss machar wali bat se maaregi... Matlab hadh hai mujhe machar banane ko tayaar hai...

Phone(to mahir): Haire jhatka Haire jhor se laga.. ha laga

Bela: Wo bat mujhe dekar tum chali jaawo

Sweetu: Ok di...

She gives bat to bela and goes from there laughing silently

Bela: Tho mahirji I will ask you a question

Mahir nods

Bela: Ab mai aapko kaise maarne wali hu?

A. Cricket bat se jo aapne bed ke neeche chupaya

B. Belan se

C. Mosquito bat se

D. All the above

If you say correct answer, I will not beat you

Mahir: Can I add one option?

Bela raises her eyebrows

Mahir: None of the above option

Bela glares at him

Mahir: Bela bela please aakhri baar maaf kardo na... I will not commit any mistakes from next time

Mahir makes a puppy face which is enough for her to melt

Bela: Ok this is the last time..

Mahir gets excited and hugs her happily

Mahir: Thank you so much...

Other things present in room maintains a sad face

Mahir: Waise sweetu ki birthday hai na... surprise kaise kare usko?

Bela: Maine mehar, bhavu, Ritz, mishtu,joya aur sarah ko call karke inform kiya ki they should take sweetu from house till evening and they accepted 

Mahir: Achaa ok... What about anju and chinu?

Bela: They both will be with us for helping...

Mahir: Tikh hai...

Bela: come we will have breakfast

Mahir: Ya let's go

Behir goes out and sweetu says sorry to mahir for everything, he accepts and hug her

Trio have their breakfast... Mehar,bhavu,ritz,mishtu,joya and sarah come and takes sweetu with them on the name of movie,shopping and etc.. 

As soon as they leave, bela calls anju and chinu... They both come after 15 mins and they start decorating house

Wall starts talking to chinu

Wall: Oh hello miss chinu, decorate me beautifully... Har din ek tarah rehkar takh gaya mai... Aaj mujhe achaa decorate karna...

Chinu(to anju): Anju, why did you made these NLT to talk... Dekho kaise demand kar rahe hai ye...

Anju: Aaj keliye chod chinu maa...

Chinu nods... Mahir is blowing air in balloons and the balloon starts speaking, in which he is blowing air

Balloon: Oh bhai muscle man... Rukja yaar... marjaunga mai...

Mahir stops blowing air and closes mouth of it...

Bela is cooking in kitchen and anju comes in and opens fridge door...

Fridge to anju

Fridge: Tujhmai akal hai ki nahi... Peeche 10 min tu 10 baar aachuki hai... Aakar bhi kya kari? Mujhe 1 min ghoor ke chali jarahi hai... For your kind information I am not your crush.. Jaake uss blacky ko dekhlo...

Anju gets frustrated and closes fridge door... Bela giggles

In evening (At 6PM)

All the girls come back all decked up... Meanwhile, behir,anju and chinu also get ready...

Sweetu dress(Birthday girl hai bhai)

As soon as she enters in house, she gets surprised seeing decoration

Everyone hug and wishes her...

Sweetu cuts cake and feed everyone

They dance,play and enjoy their night happily

Behir gifts her favorite iPhone 11

She jumps in excitement..

THE END

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Happy birthday sweetu💞  pearbhi_sweetie_love

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