Suddenly, during some perfect cult leading, Angie's door was kicked down. Tommymymymmymymy walked in, a huge wiener dog behind him. "wOaH tOmMyMyMyMyMyMy ThAt'S a HUGE wEiNeR yOu GoT tHeRE!!!!!!!!" Angieeee screamed. Her neighbor, Alexander HammyHamMan, broke her window and popped in. "Don't fuck so loudly god, people these days." He tsked and hopped out through the window, going back to his house to cheat on his lover with another.

Angie, Tommymymymmymymy and the huge dog shrugged with an invisible dinosaur, Lola. Lafayayayayytte suddenly broke in and stole Angie's invisible dinosaur, Lola, with his best friend Herculeasy. Lola, being the love magnet he is, made Lafayayayayytte and Herculeasy realize their hidden gayness and made them make out on the nearest island of Massachusetts.

A piragua guy jumped through the wall, screaming his head off. They all waved, and the screaming piragua guy left through another wall.

William Shakespeare and Carrie Underwood barged in, up in an intense rap battle about babysitters.

Just then, Sharpay and Ryan came in softly singing HUMAHUMANUKUNUKUAPUA'A. Piano Kelsi and Kate jumped in, talking about pianos and Harvard. Elle Woods popped in, squeaking over Star Wars.

Becca and Jenna backflipped into the window where Alexander HammyHamMan and his another lover were flippidy flopping fuckcucking. "Oh nozzoozoo." Alexander HammyHamMan said as Elizard chased him with a flaming cactus.

Philip came in, dying from a gunshot wound. "That's not ideal," Elizard said calmly, eating her flaming cactus.

Angie sat there, playing patty cake with Sweeney Todd and Andrew Rannells.

Christian Borle cartwheeled into the scene, eating an apple. Karen Olivo was sleeping on the floor, a bottle of cold champagne in Usnavi's disappointing arms.

Celie And Brook Whyndam fought over who was going to kill Heather Duke. Everyone in the room decided that they would use AIDS to kill Heather Duke. "How do I get rid of my AIDS?" Wondered Heather Duke. "Fuck a frog!" Elder Cunningham screeched.

Heather Duke fucked the frog, but she still had AIDS. She decided to just eat a turtle, and bam! Her AIDS were gone!! John Laurens swirled In after ballet class and karate kicked Heather Duke's arm off for eating his turtle friend. Heather Duke screamed and died, but was transformed into the meme dog.

"The meme dog!!!!!!????" Everyone yelled, gasping.

Then the meme dog kissed everyone and gave them bulimia.

"No Mckenzie!" Said Angie. "Kissing doesn't give you bulimia, it gives you mono!" Mckenzie ohhed before exiting the room.

The meme dog left with the frog and John Laurens. Everyone was sad. They liked John Laurens.

Elder Cunningham, Brooke Whyndam and Celie skipped out, going back home to braid their hair.

Usnavi, the champagne, Karen Olivo and Christian Borle slid to go back to gymnastics.

Andrew Rannells and Sweeney Todd magically pooped away, making Angie sad. They hadn't finished patty cake yet.

Elizard, having finished her flaming cactus, carried the dead Philip out, kicking HammyHamMan and his another lover while she did. Becca and Jenna high-fived Elizard for being so cool.

Sharpay, Ryan, Kate and Piano Kelsi were now all squeaking about Star Wars with Elle Woods as they left to eat a cow. Piano Kelsi frowned when she saw the live cow. She's a vegetarian.

Carrie Underwood and William Shakespeare were still rapping about babysitters, but they stopped when they both died.

Lafayayayayyaette and Herculeasy were still making out, so Lola the invisible dinosaur had to shove them out. She waved to Thomasasasasasas and Angie as she left, closing the door quietly after she left.

Now, it was only Thomassassssas and his huge wEiNeR dOg and Angie.

They wouldn't lead, so Angie had to kill them with her perfect cult leading. She transported them to Paris, going back to her perfect cult leading.

Her roommate, Esmeralda, came home. She didn't notice anything wrong. "Hey Angie." She said.

"Hey." She said. And then they both started sobbing.

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I...

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Yeah...
Love you...
-Mckenzie