Ship: none
Setting: kingdom Team crafted
Type: Funny
Bold: talking to you dear reader, others can't hear them only you.
Italic: think to themselves
Normal: is well normal

Title: Where is the Budder?
PoV: Sky/third person
"SKKKKYYY!!!" A man in a white cloak with a black riming, black tank top, jet black headphones securely around is neck, ash grey pants, black sneakers with purple laces, screams at the top of his large lungs.

"THUMP"

"Ow, son of a sweet baby Herobrine"

"Coming!!" Yelled another male apparently named Sky, but his voice sounding a little more feminine.

The male in the white cloak sighs in frustration, can this guy ever like wake up on time. This happens everyday, uhhhh; then I have to listen to Seto lecturing "Merome" on about patience. Like we are all generals, grown men, woman, hybrids, and oh, Sky is finally here. Yes, now we can truly eat bloody breakfast!!
The mention male comes into the view of a smallish rounded room made for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.In there were the people he worked with, and regrettably live with; The one who yelled at me is called "Ty" and he is the info gather/assassin. Ty is the the sarcastic, pessimistic, a-hole.
   The guy next to him in the purple cloak with black riming, at it's center is a red creeper face, silver crown like cloth tied securely around his head. Some of his wild straight hair escaping their confinement. He is the sorcerer of the group, the snappiest, and a control freak.
   Next is a guy named "True". True's outfit is uhhh well the bottom half is armor. The t-shirt he wears is galaxy printed. A blue jacket that has the amor like look, is zipped up half way. His straight sand brown hair is soaking wet with questionable liquids probably from a prank from Bodil 'who is not here'. Explain that sarcastic, annoying, couch potato another time. Clouded royal blue with hints of dark purple eyes stare at me behind a much needed yellow/orange visor. To sum him up he is the inventor, planer, operator; Also a smarta**/ "what did I do"guy.          
   Second to last guy that is leaning in his chair, Mitch, another shaggy sand brown hair male. He wears a red and coal black checkered hood. Two shiny golden dog tags threaded with an off white string, rest on a greasy very light gray t-shirt.  "Seriously man, come on, and wash the stupid thing." Faded blue jeans with specks of dirt and grime. White sneakers with blood red laces covered in dirt, plant matter, and blood? "God Mitch, can you be responsible for one moment, your health and cleanliness are suffering." He is the hunter, patroller, and well the one who keeps us safe. But his procrastinator butt, one upper, smack talking, get him in so many fights that poor Jerome has to fish him out.
   And lastly Jerome, ah Jerome is a brown bear/ wolf hybrid. He has this larger quiff of fur, between his large rounder wolf ears. He dose have pose able thumbs, just all his fingers are a little short, and tipped in sharp claws. Also he has fur everywhere and usually when he cooks most of us have to pick at our food to get the chocolate fur out. Jerome's get up is a black suit, with a white shirt, and large red tie. He got no shoes because his feet would destroy it. His job is the same a Mitch, they are a duo. Jerome is territorial, hit first as questions later, and a clean freak. Kind of awkward for a guy who has a muzzle, and dandruff maker. Well those are the people at the table and staring at me. Hey a tip for you don't ever question our looks, names, and quirks. It's a whole lot of problems, and a pain in the rear.
   Suddenly Seto claps his hands together and breakfast is served. I sit down to a plate of fried eggs on toast. Wait, ......... where the squid is the budder. " Ah Seto where is the budder ingot." Seto stops eating, looks at me with a glare, the kind that only a snappy guy who has not slept all night can give. "Well Skkkyyyy," said Seto, "JASON, used all of our and yours remaining golden ingots, and turned then into diamonds." Well let's just say that was the start of a really bad day for Jason.

Okay hope you enjoyed it like I did. Hope to see you in the next one, also please critique me on punctuation, grammar, spelling, and lastly format. I need it, I'm a puppy begging for it. *whine*