"I love you Steven...But...how long are you gonna be gone?"

The young hybrid smiled and kissed the pink gem's head. "Not long. I promise I'll be back."

"You said that last time," she frowned, noting when Steven left for 5 weeks staright before he came back to the garden. "Why are you always leaving, anyways?! When you found me here you said you'd never be gone! But what the hell have you been, doing, huh? Are you fucking someone else?!" At this point she was close to grabbing his shirt collar and throwing him to the ground. But she was sure he had an explanation.

Steven knew he was in a bad territory,making his girlfriend pissed off like that. He knew that when she turned into the psycho gem we all know and all. But that sort of evil was what attracted him to her oddly. "Of course I'm not! I told you I have family on Earth! I can't have them getting sus of us. Just be patient, ok? I'm gonna see my fam, come back, and me and you can do whatever you want. Ok?"

Still pissed off, Spinel crossed her arms and turned away. "Ok...if I find out you're cheating I swear to fucking god I'll chop your balls off."

Satisfied, Steven have her one last kiss before heading towards the warp pad, leaving the dark gem behind.

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There she was, standing still, waiting on her boyfriend to come and satisfy her needs. Usually they'd play games like she used to with Pink, or Steven would explain human things to her, or maybe get freaky on a weekday night. But she always missed him not matter how much he pissed her off. He was too cute to kill! Besides, if she killed him for leaving so often, what would be the point in the hanky panky? It was pretty much the best part, but she loved him even without all that. Come to think of it they hadn't been to Earth together at all. They had been on the garden forever. And that was all they needed: Each other.

"It's been a week..." she muttered to herself. She hated to admit, it was painfully boring. "Where is that guy...." Staring at the stars and galaxies was beautiful and all but it would be better if her lover was here.

"He couldn't have had another girl...right? No he's with family....another girl...his family...another-" That's when she finally cracked. "STEVEN'S WITH ANOTHER GIRL!!!"
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"STEVEN!!!!!"

Steven looked up, his hand holding Connie's, as the clouds started swirling and a huge injector fell from the sky. His eyes widened for he knew who it was.  The injector finally came to a land, causing cracks in the hard earth. She stood on the top, her pissed off expression indicating she meant business.
"Well well well well well, lemme get a look at the minegre!" Spinel cackled, observing the crowd. "You must be Amethyst! You must be Garnet! Pink Diamond's Pearl and..." She glared Connie. "Steven's side girl! Well, he took you with him! Isn't that just SWELL?!"

"It can't be...." Pearl said quietly.

Spinel began laughing maniacally. "Ahaha, ohoho, but it can be! And it is! I've got a whole new style, and a few new toys, that'll put an END to YOUR *points at Steven and Connie* Happily ever after! ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!"

"Woah, woah, this has got to be a misundertanding! In case you haven't heard-"

"YES! I HEARD THAT BITCH OVER THERE IS SUCKING YOUR DICK!!!"

All the gems and Connie were quiet as Steven blushed madly. Connie was slowly backing away, but Spinel kicked her down.
"Is this what you're trading me for, Steven?! This flat chested shit right there?!" She took out her rejuvinator and jumped from the injector, swinging at all the gems until they were poofed, leaving the so called couple. "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU?!"

"Spinel calm down! I can explain!"

"Explain THIS!" Then, she swung the sycthe at Connie, only for Steven to block it.

"Steven who is this?!" Spinel screamed, glaring at a shivering Connie.

"This is Connie, Spinel!" He quickly explained. "She's...she's..."

"his girlfriend." She spoke.

Rest in Peace, my boy....

"No! No! You can't be his girlfriend! I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND!" Spinel yelled in Steven's face. "He's supposed to be fucking ME not YOU!"

"He doesn't want you! He told me how boring you are, both in general and in bed! As a matter of fact he said he'd rather fuck a pillar than you!" Connie remarked. "Tell her Steven!"

Spinel was quiet, though she was ready to swing. Connie had her arms crossed, while Steven was sweating bullets. "Well..." He started. "At least I didn't fuck Connie?" It was a statement but sounded more like a question. To be honest the only reason he was with Connie was because of how obssessive Spinel was. Always asking where he was and when he'd be back. It was exhausting!

"You left me for weeks for THIS?! Steven I have no words for how pathetic you are!" Just when she was about to hit him, Steven snatched the rejuvinator and pulled a Uno reverse card. Then, he caught her gem before it hit the ground. "That is one crazy bitch..."

"You're telling me..." Connie agreed. "Come on, let's go to Fish Stew Pizza."
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Meanwhile, after all the events, and after the Diamonds got Spinel, we meet the fellow Diamonds in the palace room, all looking fairly confused and dazed. Why? Find out soon.

"What in the name of Pink are those 2 doing in there?" Yellow groaned as she leaned back in her chair.

"I don't know, Yellow," White sighed. "But they sound like they're having-"

"Ah~ Ah~ Y-yes Steven~! Fuck me like the slut I am~!! Ahhh~"

They all paused before she finished her sentence. "...Fun...."

"I am growing a bit concerned, they've been doing this since Steven arrived. Heck, since he started making weekly visits to be exact. The entire empire can hear whatever they're doing." Blue said, thinking of the previous visits. "What do you suppose is going on?"

"*moan* Baby I'm gonna cum~!"

"Maybe we should ask her later." White said.

*Meanwhile...*

Meanwhile the 2 were panting like hell, but who wouldn't after today's 3rd round? Yup. After the whole "Fuck you for cheating on me" thing, the 2 eventually made up and Steven and Connie are together to this day. He still hasn't banged her yet (except that 1 time he was about to). But who would when he has a stretchy slinky instead?

Spinel was lying on his chest, recovering from the time of her life. "I so missed this~" She said in a daydream manner. "I'm glad you remembered tha Diamond dick is mine and mine only~"

Steven chuckled lowly, running his fingers through Spinel's now down hair. "Trust me, I would never give it to anyone else ever again. It'll take me to make Connie battery opperated just to get a reaction out of her. I don't know why I even left you."

"Well..." she began, looking at him suggestively. "How about we discuss that over a few more rounds~?"

"You got it, Spins."
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