|| THE INTROVERT ||

Here you see a purely wild Introvert In their natural habitat, the dark cave. Hidden away from all other life and light. Their favorite things are their pets and the Internet.

"HISSSSSSSS LIIIIIGHT"

They emerge from their den once a year, forced to bathe in the light for an hour. This is called 'summer break' and it is the most feared time amongst the introverts.

"*curls up in box and hisses*"

Introverts struggle with making friends, so they stay with the animals. Their best friends and companions for life. During the 'summer break' Introverts are forced to Interact, some make friends, others hiss and run away.

"HISSSSSS *bookz it*"

The ones who interact are later disowned from the introvert species and are welcomed by the extroverts. The introvert mourn every lost sibling.

"We must mourn a lot then"

"That's why we have caves"

"Yeah, true"

There are a special species that lie within both categories. They are a hybrid of both Introvert and Extrovert and are a very rare occurrence.

"WAIT- THEY ACTUALLY EXIST!? I THOUGHT THOSE WERE A MYTH"

Those are the species that introverts pray to and extroverts fear. They have the power to socialise but share qualities to Introverts. Extroverts are scared of the ability to be antisocial and social and fear what they can't control.

"Holy fuck They must be gods"

"They are"

This rare species are very out going at times and then can be very antisocial and hold themselves up for hours on end, just like an Introvert. There Is no In between for these species, despite them being In between both common species themselves.

"........they must have a lot of mood swings"

"They are gods. they don't have mood swings, they have personality shifts"

".....now I dont trust them"

"Never trust gods"

"We sound like Kratos from God of War"

"Shush child"

"Now excuse me as i go back to my den"

And there go the Introverts, back off to their dens as they hiss at the raging ball of fire that looms In the sky above.

"If it were a documentary, I'd be the one being documented and breaking the 4th wall"

"The film crew would have to bait you out into the open"

"....whats the bait?"

"...pop tarts?"

"Tempting, but not good enough"

"...pop tarts and puppies?"

"Aaaaand?"

"Kittens? Cupcakes? Cookies? Warm, gooey cookies fresh out of the oven?"

"*scrambles out and hisses* cookies"

"WE HAVE HER. FILM IT."

Ah! Here Is an Introvert! Out of Its cave with the amounts of bait we have spread out. The Introvert has wandered Into a cage, the door snapping shut behind It.

"...shit"

The introvert is scared but doesn't lash out as that is indirect human interaction. This makes it safe for us to get a clear shot of her as it is rare to see an introvert up close.

"*grumbles and nibbles cookies* Dont fucking touch me..."

"SHE SPOKE TO US! THIS IS GROUND BREAKING"

"*turns away, still nibbling cookies*"

As we watch, silently and non moving, the Introvert warily nibbles on the bait It was given.

"*glares*"

The introvert seems angry.

"*opens cage door and books it with cookies*"

"She's getting away!"

"O fuck, we forgot to lock the door"

"SCREEEEEEEEEEECH"

Ah yes, the majestic screech of the wild Introvert species. Its defense mechanism to confuse predators as It makes It's escape.

That, and randomly throwing a weird word into conversation to distract the other person. Very effective

Quite effective Indeed. The Introvert species Is a very rare sight to see and quite Interesting. We advise not to approach one If not professional, they do bite.

|| THE INTROVERT ||

Epic_Emma22 as the Wild Introvert

articwolf975 as Film/Documenter/Interviewer

WillowTailBreeze as Documenter