This is a A/U. Where UA is a college. Quirks are still a thing, everyone is training to be a hero still. So it's more like America's school system, where college is when you pursue career Education. And every one has jobs.
WARNING
Alcohol, hangover, striping

Izuku POV

My eyes slowly opened, the light of morning searing into my retinas. Groaning I sat up and shut the blue curtains. I don't have blue curtains.. where am I? Stumbling about, I stepped on someone's arm. "Eek!" They chirped. And my head rang in pain from the sleeping squeak. Ochako is asleep on the floor next the the couch I was just sleeping on. Todoroki was under the coffee table, Denki was curled up under the window. What happened last night? I carefully moved about to the room, this is Kacchan house. That's right, last night was Halloween. Kacchan held a party here and a lot of us crashed it. I did not want to, but Ochako and Todo dragged me along. But why can't I remember anything else? I looked down at myself expecting my ghost costume to be there, but I was shirtless. Where did it go? I looked about to see the ghost sheet covering the right side of todoroki.

I wandered over to the kitchen for some water and some pain pills for this head ache. I grabbed a clean cup from the cupboard and some pills from atop the fridge. One smooth gulp and my headache started to ease. I looked around. We drank. That's why I can't remember shit. On top of the table was empty bottles, wine, vodka, rum, and even Yeager. There was many others that I didn't recognize. Beer cans on the floor. I saw all of our phones on the chargers hooked up around the dining table. How crazy was last night? There where people asleep in here too, namely Mina, Kirishima, Momo, and the girl from class 1B with big hands.

I grabbed my phone and saw I had a full memory, and over 58 notifications. I took my phone and went out side. Sitting on the front stairs comfortably and far enough away from all of the sleeping heros to be, I started looking through my notifications. It was bad. I opened up Instagram, which I was tagged in several photos and videos. I had a bottle of whiskey in my hand in some, dancing in others, drunken flirting with people. Oh man, how much did I drink?

Clicking on one of the videos, it had the most vew's, comments, and likes. Oh god. In the video, there was the pole in Kacchan's basement. Every one was chanting and laughing "there is no way you can pole dance!" Someone, I'm guessing Denki from the sound of his voice. "Yes I can! I do other things than train you know!" I snapped back. Several words where slurred. Drunken me grabbed the pole, "watch me!" I drunkenly spat at who ever was holding the camera. And thus my secret was revealed. Drunk Deku did a full 15 minute strip tease pole dance, including climbing the pole withy thighs, back flips and grabbing the pole with my butt way to suggestively. Shit!

I flurried through all of the posts flagging them hoping they would go down before someone important found out. I then looked to my camera roll. I too had taken photos. Ones of others embarrassing moments. I sent them via text to others. Then deleted them. I don't want to be the one to post them and yet ruin my reputation even more. I did find one photo on my phone that I kept and didn't send. Kacchan kissing me.

Heat rose to my cheeks. I am dead if he finds this. I have never been this shit-faced, but thinking back to when I drank before I was a confident horny drunk. Which is why I don't normally drink, some one might have spiked my first one. Not that it matters now, this is bad. No one needs to know how kinky and horny I am. I want to leave that for my S.O. when I someday get one. But now, everyone in class 1A, most class 1B, and the couple 1000 online who saw this know. They even know I can pole dance. What if they find out how I know to pole dance? What if the learn about my job? Will they hate me? Ugh it should not matter if people know I am a entertainer at a gay club. But still, not many know I'm gay. The only ones I have came out to is Todoroki, Ochako, Kacchan and Iida.

Iida is going to kill us. We didn't even tell him where we are going, let alone there would be drinking. Oh well, its not like any of us care what he thinks. I went back inside and grabbed Ochako, and Todoroki's phones. Then I grabbed Ochako and carried her out to the car. I strapped her in she was still out cold. I then proceeded to do the same with Todoroki. Eventually I made it back to our dorm. I sneeked us in as best I could. But alas, Iida was waiting.

"Where were you guys?" He whispered clearly aware of the nightmare in store for us if we woke them. "They dragged me out to some Halloween party. I don't remember any of it." I said honestly. Iida sighed. He knew I would not choose to go to something like that. And he also knew his girlfriend loved to party hard. Even if it was against his wishes. "I will have a lecture in-store for them when they get up. In the mean time, take him to his bed." He gestured to todoroki. "Yes dad." I said with slight sarcasm. Honestly I think he likes that we see him as the father figure of the group.

In our room, Todoroki's things lined the right wall whilst mine lined the left. (FYI in my mind Todoroki's is asexual.) I placed medicine and water near his bed so he could get them when he woke up. His hair fell in his face softening his intense features. Honestly, we would be a couple. If it wasn't for two things. 1) I personally want a sexual relationship. And I know he doesn't. 2) we have grown to be like brothers.

My stomach growled, and my head ache medicine was wearing off. Time for a hangover cure. I missed my mom's hangover cures. She always knew the best ones. I tried to make a version of hers.

Mama Inko's hangover Breakfast Burrito:
Whole wheat tortilla
Two scrabbled eggs
Two strips crumbled bacon
Some avicado
Sriracha
Lime juice

It has to be healthy with my workout routine. Ochako and Todoroki make fun of me for being such a health nut, but at least Iida is on my side with it.

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Honestly I have no idea where I'm headed with this. I might revisit it later...