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Chapter 2 : The Baldy And The Cyborg...
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Y/n's opened his eyes.

Y/n:Hm? Where am I?

Y/n sat up,observing his surroundings.

Y/n:Did I land in someone's house?

Y/n thought back to moment he was with Tatsumaki.

Y/n:Damn,she could of just said no,but instead she threw me,does she do that to everyone who confesses to her?

The cloud of dust disappeared around Y/n.

Genos:Who do we have here? Breaking into my master's house...

Y/n looked to his right to see the Cyborg he saw last week ago.

Y/n:Oh? Aren't you that cyborg who fought that mosquito lady?

Genos:So you've heard about me you pest...

Y/n:Um...I don't like the way you are talking to me...

The dark aura leaked out of Y/n, intimidating Genos the cyborg by a big shot.

Out of nowhere a bald guy shows up.

Saitama:DAMN! WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY HOUSE GETTING TARGETED!?!?

Y/n recognized the bald person who was looking around.

Y/n:(mind) Why is he here?

Y/n stood up and looked intensely at Saitama. Saitama noticed the glare he was giving him.

Saitama:Who's this Genos?

Genos:It looks like a bug has crashed through your ceiling.

Saitama:You don't say...Anyways,who are you?

Saitama asked Y/n as Y/n shrugged the dust off his clothes.

Y/n:...My names Y/n...

Saitama:Oh really my names Saitama,but...WHY DID YOU LAND AND HAVE TO BREAK MY HOUSE!!!

Y/n:Oh that,I've been dumped...

Saitama and Genos stood there for quite some time silently.

Genos:I'll only pity you this time-

Saitama:DON'T PITY HIM GENOS,YOU CAN'T JUST FLY IN PEOPLES HOUSES WHEN YOU GET DUMPED!!!

Genos:S-So stupid of me master...then I shall dispose of him quickly-

Saitama:You can't kill humans...

Y/n:I'm really sorry about this...

Saitama:It's fine,but who's going to-

"Boom!!!"

The apartment complex started shaking.

Saitama: Looks like I have to punch someone

Saitama and Genos goes and check what was happening outside,as Y/n saw a cup filled with tea and drank it.

Y/n:..It's good...

Y/n heard screaming and decided to go check what the two of them were doing.

He walked through the holes of the house he created when he landed and made it outside to see that the bald guy was standing over a pile of monster blood.

Y/n:He's no ordinary Hero...

Y/n jumped from the balcony to the streets and created a hole in the ground.

Y/n:...I'm gaining a bit of weight...

Saitama:Hey! I thought you went home?

Y/n:Yeah I'm gonna be on my way soon...Anyways baldy-

Saitama:MY NAME'S SAITAMA, NOT BALDY,S-A-I-T-A-M-A!!!

Y/n:...Yeah,gotcha...Where's that Genos guy-

Y/n heard an explosion behind him and turned around. The Genos guy was fighting a Ape?

Y/n:What's that? A ape? And it's shooting blasts...Another cyborg...

Y/n asked himself if he should go help that Genos guy,bit while in his thought Genos already win and was questioning him.

Y/n:So who are these guys...?

Genos:Apparently they have been sent by the "House Of Evolution"...

Y/n:That sounds cool...maybe I'll tag along on this "mission"

Genos focused his attention at Y/n.

Genos:We do not need any pests joining us...

Y/n:Oh come on...I mean,I'm more capable than you in combat...

Genos:What did you say...?

Genos got in Y/n's fave as they were having a serous stare down. That's what it looked like human eye,but those who experienced first hand a fight with a minster knew that Y/n's aura was far higher than Genos.

Saitama:Oi Genos! Can you stop that? You look stupid...

Genos:Y-Yes master Saitama!

Y/n:Master...?

Genos:...Anyways master...we should go...

Saitama:Yeah...

Genos and Saitama walks away.

Y/n:Hey where are you guys going...?

Saitama:To the house of evolution...

Y/n:You know where it's located?

Genos:Of course we do...Anyways pick of the pace...

Y/n:Hm? What do you-

It a blink of an eye Saitama and Genos disappear.

Y/n:...So they going to run to the place,guess I'll pick up the pace too...

Y/n stretched his legs and arms,sounds of cracks from his body emanated.

Y/n:Haa! My body's stiff as hell.

Y/n's mere force of bending his legs created a big crater in the ground and ran.

In no time he quickly caught up to them and ran past them.

Genos:Who was that!?!

Saitama:... Come one Genos pick the pace up...

Genos:Y-Yes! Master Saitama!

Saitama and Genos too picked up the pace and arrived where Y/n was standing.

Y/n looks behind him and see that they finally arrived.

Y/n:Oh you finally caught up...

Saitama:Yeah...

Genos:Excuse me master,but it looks like we arrived at the house of evolution...

Saitama:So this is it,huh...It looks like it is 8 storey-

Genos:Then I'll just blast it away with my new move.

Genos used his fire power to obliterate the whole building.

Y/n:...Not bad for a cyborg...

Genos:As if you could do better...

Y/n:Oh no I can't do it better,I can do it much,much better...

Genos:You little-

As Genos was about to make his way to Y/n Saitama interfered.

Saitama:Oh! Look, there's a secret passage...

Y/n and Genos focused there attention at Saitama.

Y/n:So that was probably a trap if we went inside the building,huh...

Genos:Thanks to my quick thinking,I got ourselves out if a loop...

Y/n:Ha!

Genos looks at Y/n as he is giggling.

Genos:What's so funny...?

Y/n:No it's not anything serious,just you said quick thinking,but you were just showing your power.

Genos:And what if I was...

Saitama:Hey guys,stop it already,we have to go and stop this mad scientist or something.

Genos:Yes master!
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