Serious Punch 1: A Fight About Spinach

Here's a chapter, based around the newest Death Battle, enjoy!

In a supermarket, Linc is seen shopping and approaches the vegetable aisle. He comes across a section with the canned Segar's Spinach, which features Popeye's face as the logo. He grabs one of the cans to observe the price.

Linc: Ah man, this crap's always so expensive. All that for canned slimy spinach? Ew, no thanks.

Offended by the remark, Popeye's face suddenly comes to life on the can. He extends his body out of it and punches the young hero across the store. The sailor takes off his hat as he talks to catch the flying can of spinach in it before putting it back on and assuming a battle stance.

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Popeye: I's cant's stands no one bad mouthing me spinach. Put 'em up ya's big palooka!

Linc sighs as brushes the dust off his clothes and tosses aside his broken shopping bag.

Linc: (Sigh)... whatever.

Popeye angrily dashes over and mumbles as he throws two punches that blow wind throughout the store that Linc easily dodges.

Popeye: Agagaga~ Give ya a one, and a two, and a hun, and a hee, and a hoo-

He then grabs the hero by the arm and delivers multiple blows to his face before unleashing a charged wind-up punch. Linc crashes through the wall and lands near a burger shop. In typical cartoon fashion, a mumbling Popeye closes the intact door and pushes up the wall to make the outside of the market look good as new. He's surprised upon seeing that his opponent is unscathed.

Popeye: Well, blow me down! Ya aint's got a scratch on ya's!

Linc: I know, right? Overwhelming strength is so... boring.

Linc unleashes one of his more powerful lazy punches that takes up most of the screen, with the "Death" kanji (死) appearing on it. Unlike most other victims of the attack who still showed fear, an unfazed Popeye tries to decipher it...

Popeye: Hmm, I can'ts read that-

Linc: It means Death.

Popeye: Oh thank you.

After the sailor is hit and explodes into a bloody mess, with his limbs, aquatic items, and finally his head landing on the street shortly. As the hero looks at his fist disappointedly, he notices the spinach can land in one of the strongman's arms. Popeye squeezes the can to send the miracle herbs towards his mouth. After consuming the spinach, Popeye regenerates his entire body as his biceps feature a stack of TNT that explodes. Linc stands there in silence as the spinach leaves brush past him.

Linc: (a spinach leaf hits his face before blowing away) ... ok.

Popeye unleashes a more powerful blow that Linc blocks, resulting in an explosion that takes out most of the street. Both slide back as their fists burn hot.

Popeye: Eh, a little bit more interesting now, aghahaha!

Both heroes then dash all over the street and bounce around like pinballs, countering each other blow for blow. They meet in the middle and deliver rapid punches in succession, with Popeye's having more weight on them to counter Linc's Consecutive Lazy Punches. Still disinterested, the young hero increases his speed to overwhelm the sailor with his afterimages. He then delivers a harder punch, but rather than exploding, Popeye's body stretches like rubber across the road, allowing the veteran to come back and deliver his own counterpunch.

After the blow, the animation style shifts to 16-bit graphics and takes place over the water.

Linc: What the?

A confused-looking Linc starts running backward after recovering from the blow as he sees Popeye chasing him in a rowing boat at super speed. He tries using the shockwaves from his punches to knock the sailor off, but the one-eyed warrior manages to steer clear of all of them.

Popeye: Ya sure is one crazy gazookus!

Linc: I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun! Who are you?

Popeye leaps from his boat into the air...

Popeye: I yam what I yam...

...before blowing into his right thumb to inflate his left arm into a massive size.

Popeye: ...and that's all what I yam!

Linc: (unfazed) That doesn't answer my question.

As he uses his giant arm to deliver a punch, Linc counters with his own. The animation then shifts back to the traditional style. Popeye begins floating upwards uncontrollably following the clash.

Popeye: Eh whaddya know, how am I gonna get back down?

At the bottom of the sea floor, Linc puts his hands into the ground and successfully lifts a large chunk of the Earth into space right above where Popeye is floating too. The sailor man turns around to see the large mass right above him.

Popeye: Eh, uh oh.

Linc leaps from the ground to punch his opponent into the giant land mass, which releases a massive explosion.

The animation then shifts to an anime-stylized 3D style.

Linc: Huh, again with this?

Before Linc can process the shift in art style, he is ambushed by Popeye, now appearing shirtless and buff.

Linc: Ok but why though?

The strong sailor punches him through some of the debris before they both end up on one part trading blows rapidly. Linc breaks the struggle by punching his opponent to the side, but Popeye delivers a more devastating blow that sends the young hero to the moon, which blows up.

The hero rushes toward his opponent, with his eyes glowing as he releases his Serious Punch, which flashes the kanji for "Death" (死), but Popeye laughs as his eyes glow and he releases his punch which flashes the kanji for "Spinach" (菠). Death Punch and Spinach Punch collide to cause another explosion that sends them back. Linc smiles as he is in awe of his opponent's power.

Linc: Amazing! This is amazing! How did you get so strong?!

Popeye: I eats me spinach!

Popeye grabs hold of Linc's shirt and tosses him towards the camera. The art style shifts back to traditional animation as the hero lands on Pluto and looks up at the solar system.

Linc (thinking): Can this be? My heart's beating so fast. My muscles ache. I can feel them again!

Popeye mumbles as he drifts towards the sun, which he simply leaps off of and sends to another part in space.

Popeye: That's all I can stands cause I can't stands no more!

Linc continues smiling as he leaps forward of the dwarf planet, destroying it in the process.

Linc (thinking): I never thought it would happen. A serious fight... I found it!

Both fighters start laughing heartily as they charge towards each other in the middle of space. Linc starts crying in joy.

Linc (thinking): Thank you... weird spinach mascot.

Satisfied hero child and spinach sailor then deliver their most devastating punches as the color fades away. But neither showed any signs of damage and.

Popeye: I's gotta say, you aint's half bad yourself kid, what's your secret?

Lincoln: I started by doing 100 sit-ups, 100 pushups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run. Then after 1 week of that, I increased it by ten times.

Popeye pulls an adding machine out of nowhere, using his other hand.

Popeye: Well, lets see here thats should be 1,000 sit-ups, pushups, and squats, with a 100 km run, (to the fourth wall) or 62 miles for yous Americans at home.

Lincoln: After another week I increased that by a hundred, then the next week that by a thousand, then that by ten thousand. I kept multiplying the previous number by the next highest digit. For three years straight!

Suddenly, Linc began to push Popeye's fist back, it even began to crack as green light came from the cracks.

Linc: But that's not all, I also ate healthy too! You said you're strong from eating spinach? Sorry to say, I've eaten my spinach too.

The cracks traveled up Popeyes arm and up to his face.

Linc: But I don't eat it raw or in a can like you did, I've eaten it fresh, grown from the ground and never canned! Cooked perfectly into amazing dishes and recipes that I've shared with my friends! You may be strong, but I'm stronger.

Linc then shattered Popeyes arm like glass.

Linc: Here's something that drove me for this strength! To go beyond the limits of all limits! Not for me, but for everyone I hold dear! To protect, not to harm without a reason! That's the difference between you and me! You started this fight because I complained about your canned spinach, but you can't look me in the eyes and say that canned veggies are better than the freshly grown kind!

Linc then reared back his fist again for another punch, Popeye's eye widened, before a look of contentment and a smile washed over his ugly mug. His eyes and hair glowed with unbelievable power as time, space, reality began to shatter around him. One of Popeye's legs was even shattered by this sudden change.

Linc: Super Serious Series!

Linc's Current Power Level Output: Lv. ∞

Linc: Super Serious...

Popeye took off his cap and held it against his chest, the smile on his mug widening as Linc's fist connected to his face.

Linc: Puuuunch!

Linc shattered Popeye and the spinach he ate into absolutely nothing. As snapped back and Linc was back in the supermarket. This time, instead of canned spinach, there stood a stand with fresh bundles of Segar's Spinach, it was on sale too!

Linc: Oh, sweet!

Popeye's logo plastered face looked at the screen as Linc grabbed several bundles of spinach.

Popeye: (singing) Looks I couldn't handle this powerful gamble, I'm Popeye the sailor man!

Popeye blew his pipe twice as the screen faded out.

That's all for now.

The Serious Punch series is mainly going to be fought between an OPL character and a different character.

I hope you liked it. Bye for now!

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