Punch 4: Monsters of the Family
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Luna was currently looking around the apartment for Lincoln, then she looked at Eva and Drew.
Luna: Hey, where's Lincoln?
Eva: Laundromat, he's cleaning some of our dirty clothes.
Luna: Shouldn't you guys do that yourselves?
Drew: Legally speaking, Linc has to do it, but we have offered to help but he said it was fine.
Luna: That probably means-
Eva: It means nothing, Linc's a hard worker and he keeps this apartment together.
Luna: Well, that much is true but still-
Eva interrupted Luna by planting a boot on her head.
Luna: OW!
Eva: You think he's some weakling, but remember he kicked that Dark Moon's ass and dragged her here.
Luna: Yeah but-
Eva planting another boot on Luna's head.
Luna: OW, STOP DOING THAT!!
Eva: Your brother has moved on and is working hard to keep this place together, he doesn't need yours or anyone's help.
Drew: Not to mention you are probably too weak to help him in a fight.
Luna: What do you mean?
Drew: I know every hero's record, you haven't fought once since you became a hero. You say you can fight yet training dummies only count for novice practice. A fight out against something with actual skill would wipe the floor with you.
Luna: But what about Eva?
Drew: Eva doesn't need training, cause her skills and powers are complete improvisations, and doesn't require training. Your skills and powers, on the other hand, require a lot of training, of which you have none. However, Dark Moon on the other hand has plenty of training with her powers.
Luna: Don't remind me...
Drew: Now for a more pressing question that's been on my mind. How'd Dark Moon come to be? Do you take any drugs?
Luna: Not sure to be honest, after I got my powers, Dark Moon appeared out of nowhere, my sister Lisa has been trying to figure that out for 3 years now. As for drugs, the only one I've taken is the one that gave me my powers.
Drew:(thinking) Gonna have to investigate that.
Eva: You need to learn how to control that.
Luna: And how would I do that?
Eva: Dark Moon is just you but a lot more brutal and wild, right? So that just means she's just an extension of you. You just need to compromise.
Luna & Dark Moon:(thinking) Easier said than done with this cunt...... Fuck you.
Luna: Okay. Now it's my turn. So how'd Linc got the two most dangerous Mon- People to live with him?
Eva: I heard that and f*ck you.
Drew: To be honest, that was a day that I never forget.
Eva: Yeah, some random kid just walked up to me while I was having a bad day. I remember it like it happened yesterday.
Drew: You also were about 450 lbs of fat than muscle.
Eva: Shut it.
Eva then leaned back and began leaning back into her spot on the couch as she began retelling how she and Linc met.
Flashback: 9 Months Ago
Eva was currently in an abandoned bakery, eating the baked goods while sitting on a chair or 'chairs', she wasn't like her future self, she had more fat than muscle, and the chairs under her weren't handling Eva's weight well.
Eva: Stupid fucking normies, the monster alarm didn't go off when I got here so how could I be the monster. I'm a hero too dammit...
Eva then grabbed another handful of donuts and scarfed them down, then the ground began to shake.
Eva: Took you fucking long enough.
Eva stood up to go outside then she heard something like a sonic boom outside when she stepped outside and saw Linc and the corpse of a massive monster.
Linc: Dangit, one punch again. (sees Eva) Oh, there you are.
Eva:(thinking) That monster was said to be Dragon, and this kid beat it with one punch?
Linc then walked up to Eva and hands her a bit of paper, written on it was, "Free room and board for all who come to Linc's full-floor hotel room".
Flashback End.
Eva: The kid walked up to me without a hint of fear and offered me a place to stay, even bought me some workout gear to shed off all that weight I gained.
Drew: To replace it with even heavier muscles.
Eva kicked Drew off the couch then she noticed Luna had vanished.
Eva: Where-
Drew: Luna changed into Dark Moon about mid-way through your story and started raiding our fridge.
Eva looked to see Dark Moon eating a meatball sub.
Eva: Hold on... THAT'S MY MEATBALL SUB!!
Drew got back on the couch as Eva charged at Dark Moon, who at the sub in one bite, and ran away.
Eva: Get back here!
Dark Moon: Why? Yours just gonna hit me! And unlike other people, your hits hurt.
Eva: Your damn right I'm gonna hit you! You ate my lunch! Do you know how long it takes for a delivery to reach here!?
Dark Moon: Don't know, don't care.
Luna:(in Dark Moon's head) Do you just like to live with people to make them angry?
Dark Moon:(thinking) Well if you having trouble with your second personality you can call 1-800-Eat-A-Dick.
Then Dark Moon glanced to her left before jumping away as several spears that looked like they were made by a clown came rocketing out of nowhere.
Eva: The hell?
Then the spear's ribbon suddenly ignited like a fuse.
Eva: This is going to hurt.
The ribbons reached the end and the spears blew up like TNT, sending a bloody Eva flying across the horizon.
Luna:(in Dark Moon's head) What the?! Why didn't you warn her if you knew that was coming?!
Dark Moon:(thinking) Because of fuck you and her, now... (talking) Get out here, Harley!
The attacker called Harley was a slightly tall woman with long brown hair with the right side shaved, she also had a feminine and athletic physique but was more chest heavy, and piercing red eyes. Wearing a plaid dark yellow tank top under a long-sleeved grey vest, black gloves, black baggy pants, and black boots.
Harley: Hi, sis~!
Luna:(in Dark Moon's head) Who the hell is that!?
Dark Moon:(thinking) That's right you've never seen her. She's Luan's, Dark Moon.
Luna:(in Dark Moon's head) What?!
Dark Moon:(thinking) Yup, she's like Luan but every single day is April 1st, not sure how she came to be though. Now shut it. (talking) What are you doing here, Harley?
Harley: Just coming to say hi to our little brother~!
Luna:(in Dark Moon's head) She means Lincoln!
Dark Moon:(thinking) Really? I thought she was talking about another guy who was related to us. I think his name was No Shit Sherlock! (talking) Well, he's not here.
Harley: Aw... Oh, well you'll do.
Dark Moon: What?
Dark Moon then dodged several explosive spears while Harley laughed as she pulled the spears from out of nowhere.
Harley: I'd hate to 'stick' it to you, but I need you to be all 'spears' so you can hear me!
Dark Moon: Oh my god I tried this for Eva. Voice Valkyrie!
Dark Moon then fired several orbs of sound at Harley, and when the jokester tried to dodge, the orbs chased after her.
Dark Moon:(thinking) Hey, remind me, what are Luan's powers?
Luna: Why do you need to know?
Dark Moon:(thinking) Because while she might be the 2nd personality she still has the same powers as Luan, like me but I use them better.
Luna: Screw you... Luan's powers make her like a Toon, she can pull anything from out of nowhere, has seemingly limitless strength and stamina moves incredibly fast, can bend and stretch her body like rubber, the works... However, while she won't show physical damage, she-
Suddenly Harley appeared out of nowhere behind Dark Moon, before hitting her with a comically oversized frying pay, sending Dark Moon's mind into a spiral.
Harley: Sorry, sis, but I can't have you asking Luna for help, now can I?
Harley went to grab Dark Moon but Dark Moon made a pop noise with her lips, then Harley touched what felt like a bubble followed by a loud pop and a sound wave, causing blood to shoot from her mouth and nose.
Dark Moon: Bubble Mine.
Luna:(slow and slurred) She... Still... Hurt... Double... Pain...
Harley:(weakly) Ow... Ow... Ow... Ow...
Dark Moon: Well, time to-
Suddenly Dark Moon's stomach growl and she folded over holding it in pain.
Dark Moon: Oh Jesus fucking christ, what was in that meatball sub.
Luna: Linc did mention not to eat Eva's food because, one, she'd get mad, and two, everything she buys has 16 million Scoville units in spiciness, enough to kill a normal person, but since Luan used to do so many Spicy food pranks, we don't feel spice but we do feel the stomach aches afterward.
Dark Moon:(thinking) Why do you sound so happy?
Luna: Because when you get sick...
Then Dark Moon's body let out an explosion of steam and when it cleared Luna stood tall.
Luna: I get full control for 4 whole weeks without any issues!
Harley: Heh heh...
Luna then paled when she realized she was now facing Harley by herself.
Luna: Uhhh... Drew! Can I get some help, please!?
Drew:(in the apartment) Making toast.
Harley: So where were-
Harley was struck in the back of the head by Lynn coming flying out of nowhere.
Drew:(toaster dings and ejects toast) Butterin' toast.
Then Linc came up to them with a large bag of clothes on his bag.
Luna: Linc... Why did Lynn-
Linc: I can explain.
Flashback: Several Minutes Ago.
Linc was leaving a laundromat with a large bag of warm clothes over his shoulder, but as soon he turned to head back to Crimson Avenue, Linc side-stepped Lynn, who came rocketing at him with a fixed neck and her sword ready.
Lynn: I told you I'd be back! And I'm here too-
Linc:(walking away) Go fight someone who has the time and cares, Ms. Superiority Complex.
Lynn:(growls) DON'T IGNORE ME!!
Lynn blasted toward Linc and went for an attack to his left, but as soon as she swung, Linc turned and bit the blade, shattering it.
Lynn:(thinking) But... This is a titanium sword!
Linc then put his hand on Lynn's forehead in a flicking position.
Linc: Lazy Series; Lazy Flick.
Linc then flicked Lynn, creating a sonic boom and sending Lynn flying.
Flashback End.
Luna: Oh, so it was just Lynn picking fights.
Linc: Yeah, anyway, I need to put everyone's clothes away- (sees Harley) Who the hell is that?
Harley's body releases a large amount of steam and there stood a young woman with braces, a lean and athletic build with a growing top-heavy figure, and light brown hair worn up in a large ponytail with a small swirl at the end by an orange scrunchie, with two long protruding hairs sticking out from the center of her forehead. She dresses in a white button-up shirt with an orange tie, a black cape, an orange barret, a yellow skirt with a checkerboard pattern over black tight shorts, white socks, and black shoes. She also wears a pink flower on her shirt.
Linc: Oh, hi Luan. Why the hammer?
Luan:(hammer suddenly disappears) Hey, Linc. Well...... I-I was in the middle of a prank on some villains, next thing I know I... I...
Luan was staring at something behind the two and studdering in fear, Linc looked behind them and saw what Luan was looking at.
Linc: Luna, what did Dark Moon do to get Eva so mad?
Luna turned around to see Eva, but now she had reddish-pink skin, fangs on both upper and lower parts of her mouth, her hair was longer and much wilder, and her eyes were black with red irises.
Luan:(turns to Lynn, scared) Oh Lynn, don't worry I'll get you to Lisa so she can fix you right up!
Luan quickly picked up Lynn's unconscious body before running away, Linc walked into the apartment, completely unphased by Eva's current state, Luna attempted to run but she was grabbed by the head.
Eva: I heard you yelling about having full control for 4 weeks, and I want payback on Dark Moon, so here's what's going to happen, I am going to put you into a special place that we learned about a couple of weeks ago and we're gonna see how you come out. Hey, Mr. Popo!
Suddenly a short, plump humanoid man with a markedly dark complexion, red lips, and pointy ears. He was wearing a white turban adorned with an aqua-colored jewel resting on his forehead. He also sports a single gold hoop earring on each ear. On his upper body, he wears a maroon-patterned, gold-trimmed sleeveless vest that exposes part of his torso, as well as gold armbands on his upper arms. He touts a red sash around his waist. His white pants appear in the style of harem trousers, wrapping around his ankles. And on his feet, he wears a pair of red slippers with white soles.
Mr. Popo: Hi.
Eva: Hey, Mr. Popo, I'd like to cash in my favor.
Mr. Popo: Sure, after you and your friends cleaned up all of those riff raffs that escaped the Fuck Box, I owe you worms and Linc one.
Eva: Well, I need one portal to the Fuck Box, gonna be training this sad sack that calls herself a hero.
Mr. Popo: Ah, you need to teach a maggot to be a worm, alright.
Mr. Popo snapped his fingers and a large amount of black mist appeared.
Luna: Hold on, what is that stuff!?
Eva:(dragging Luna as she entered) Think of it as a portal to a place that very few ever leave and some die in.
Luna: What is it? Hell?!
Eva: You're gonna wish it was hell.
Mr. Popo: Bye.
Eva and Luna entered 'The Fuck Box' and soon after, Luna's screams of terror came out, Mr. Popo vanished with a wide smile on his face. Elsewhere, Luan, who was still carrying Lynn, walked up to a poster on the back of an abandoned building, she lifted the poster and revealed a keypad, she pressed 1-8-9-0-5, in that order and a hidden door opened up. Luan walked through the door and it closed behind her, but not before a strange puddle of water slipped through. Luan continued through the building until she found a young girl with short, shaggy, brown hair and large glasses. She wears a green turtleneck sweater under a lab coat, a pair of goggles around her neck, one light green glove, one grey glove, a metal backpack with robotic arms, and a plush giraffe sticking out, pink pants, and brown high tech hover shoes. She was also holding a high-tech pistol.
???: BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Luan:(puts Lynn down) Hey, Lisa, you look happy.
Lisa: You should be too, I've finally isolated the cause and creator of Dark Moon and Harley.
Luan: Really?! But what about that earlier test you had me do?!
Lynn opened an eye but remained still and the strange puddle of water slithered along with the ceiling as Lisa placed a vail of glowing dark purple fluid.
Lisa: That earlier test was to find the chemical in the brain that triggers the transformation. In this vail is the concentrated batch the chemical that causes the formation of the 2nd personality, the chemical is created by the brain due to a rare gene, the chemical triggers another gene that creates the 2nd personality.
Luan: Genes? Chemical?
Lisa: Yes, to sum it up for your brain, I've found that every female in our family on our mother's side has this gene that allows the creation of the 2nd personality. However, the gene that allows the brain to make the chemical is extremely rare. Luna had it naturally, you got it during a test to try and cure Luna of Dark Moon, Dark Moon was always in the back of Luna's head but only when we gained our powers did she began showing herself. Once more, since they come from this gene, they know their full limits and can even surpass those limits.
Luan: Yeah, and I got stuck with Harley, and she's able to take a couple of heavy hits even though we feel twice the pain, I pass out from a pinch.
Lisa: Do you name them or do they name themselves.
Luan: They name themselves, anyway, what are you gonna do with that?
Lisa: Reverse engineer it so I can create something to reverse the effects of the two Genes.
Drew: Too bad your Scientist's Permit was revoked due to the incident of City Y.
Suddenly the puddle shifted shape before turning into Drew.
Drew: Aspect of Leviathan; Body of Water.
Lisa: Blast of all times!
Drew: Sorry to say this but you are under arrest for the act of performing scientific actions without a Scientist's Permit. Mid B Ranked Hero, Luan "Crazy Jokester" Loud, and Low C Ranked Hero, Lisa "Mad Prodigy" Loud.
Lisa: Luan, to get rid of both Dark Moon and Harley, we'll have to fight-
Luan: No way! Drew and Eva are listed as Dragon Level Threats! You and Me can barely survive a Tiger Level Threat! What chance do we have to beat him?!
Drew: If it's a fight you want-
Luan: Hold on, can't we talk about this?!
Drew: It's a fight, you'll get! Aspect of Leviathan; Roar of The Reaper!!
Drew let out a roar that shook the whole building, Luan and Lisa covered their ears as both metal and stone began to crumble around them before the entire building was reduced to dust. Luan then felt a heavy blow to the gut before being kicked aside by Drew. Drew then grabbed Lisa by her collar and lifted her to eye level.
Drew: Now, I'll be taking that vial to someone who doesn't have a habit of making monsters that wiped out entire cities.
Lisa: What happened to City Y was an accident.
Drew: Your record says otherwise.
Drew reached for the vail only to find it was gone, in its place were scorch marks, and Lynn was gone.
Drew:(drops Lisa) Damn!
Lisa: What is that foolish sports fanatic thinking taking that vail?!
Drew: Well, she's currently on a losing streak against Linc, so she must be looking to try and gain some power-up from it.
Lisa: That moron!
Elsewhere, on top of a building in a different city, the empty and shattered remains of the vail were laying on the floor while Lynn rolled around, crying and seemingly in pain, clutching her head.
Lisa:(off-screen) The sheer amount of mental fortitude to simply hold back the 2nd personality is too much for her, she can barely handle a loss, so the 2nd personality would gain full control of her body!
Lynn stopped rolling around and slowly got up, she smiled and opened her eyes, they were now red.
'Lynn': Ahhhh... It feels so good to be free and alive! Now, let's see what I'm.
'Lynn' put a hand out and it seemed as if the very air was burning, then a fireball the size of a baseball, then the fireball seemed to become more intense by the second until it became a literal sun, complete with a gravitational pull, which began to break the building.
'Lynn': Wicked... But... (puts out the sun) This body has low stamina, I won't get to do anything fun without a proper amount of endurance. Well, I'd better train then, I wonder what I should call myself? Eh, I'll figure that out later. I've got training to do!
'Lynn' then leaped off the building as it began to collapse. Back with Drew and Lisa.
Drew: So let me ask you, any ideas on how we're going to find Lynn or rather her 2nd personality?
Lisa: There is one person who can help, you see, Luna wasn't the only one who had the rare gene.
Drew: Who else has this gene? Aspect of Leviathan; Blue Whale Tail.
Drew suddenly grew a tail that then flattened Harley, who had just gained control.
Lisa: Mid C Ranked Hero, Lucy "Void Walker" Loud. She's even known about it because she used to converse with her other-self. And when she gained her power, they didn't fight for control like Luna or Luan, they merged into one, becoming something almost no one could match!
Drew: I'd like to see that but there is one problem, Lucy hasn't been seen for over 2 and a half years now. Any idea where she might be?
Lisa: I know about as much as you do.
Drew huffed and walked away.
Lisa: Aren't we under arrest?
Drew: I've got better things to do than to take care of a washed-up comedian and a quack scientist until the police show up.
Drew walked out of sight, Lisa pulled out a switch and pressed it, releasing several robots that started tending to Luan.
That's all for this chapter, bye!
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