Here's the first chapter, and the first Lazy Punch. Lazy Punches are a collection of random Canon events that happen outside of the main plot, basically filler. Enjoy

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Lazy Punch 1: Random Moments

Linc, Eva, Jason, Drew, and George were in the supermarket. Lincoln walked by some Walkie-Talkies and a thought came to his head.

Linc: What if the person who named Walkie-Talkies, named everything?

Eva: Pregnancy tests would be Maybe Babies

Jason: Socks would be Feetie Heaties

George: Forks would be Stabby Grabbies

Eva: Defibrillators would be Heartie Starties

Jason: Nightmares would be Dreamy Screamies

George: Stamps would be Lickie Stickies

Drew: (annoyed) You are all f**king disappointments...

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Lincoln was sharpening his cooking knives when a thought came to him.

Linc: Responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Eva: Rude.

Drew: That's fair.

George: Not again.

Jason: Are you going to want this back?

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George was pouring hot coffee but spilled some on his hand and dropped and broke both the pot and his cup.

George: I'm an idiot.

Eva: ...

Drew: ...

Linc: ...

Jason: ...

George: ...

Eva: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Linc and Jason were sorting movies, and Linc found a bunch of Horror movie sets.

Linc: What are your guys' favorite horror movies?

Eva: It.

Drew: Saw.

George: Annabelle.

Jason: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.

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Drew was looking at his phone while everyone was going about their business.

Drew: What does 'take out' mean?

Linc: Food.

George: Dating.

Jason: Murder.

Eva: (Outside) IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Jason: ... I don't even want to know what all three entails.

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Linc and Drew were leaving the apartment building, and Linc had a coupon book in hand.

Linc: Bye Eva! Bye George! Bye Jason! Bye Eva!

Drew: You said 'bye Eva' twice.

Linc: Out of all you crazy bastards, I like Eva more.

Drew: Fair.

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On a different day, Linc was standing alone under a bus stop with groceries. Then Eva pulled up in a car, with Jason, Drew, and George.

Linc: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Eva: Several traffic violations.

Drew: Three counts of resisting arrest.

George: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Jason: Also, that's not our car.

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Linc was washing the dishes while the others were cleaning the apartment, he saw the stairs and a question came to his mind. 

Linc: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

George: Have everyone stand.

Jason: Bring three more chairs!

Eva: The most important ones can sit down.

Drew: Kill three.

Jason: Why is it always you with the f**ked up answers?!

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The group was at a Mega Mall, following Linc were Jason, George, Drew, and Eva.

Jason: Nothing in life is free.

Linc: Love is free.

George: Adventure is free.

Drew: (reading a book) Knowledge is free.

Eva: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Still in the Mega Mall, George saw a package of poison for rats.

George: (smiles) Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Eva: (grabs a knife) Well this knife is actually a magic wand.

Drew: (also grabs a knife) Meet me in The Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

George: (grabs and cocks a gun) Magic missile.

Jason: What the f**k is wrong with you people.

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At the apartment, everyone was waking up to start their day.

Jason: Good morning.

Drew: Good morning.

George: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Eva then kicks open her door while holding Linc.

Eva: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Linc: Morning.

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Jason was looking through a yearbook and saw his picture, he was; "Most likely to lose a bar fight." He looked at it in confusion.

Jason: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Linc: (counts with his fingers) 'Nicest Personality', 'Most likely to run a 5-Star Restaurant, and 'Cutest Boi'

Drew: 'Most likely to be in a bar fight'

George: 'Most likely to be the cause of a bar fight'

Eva: 'Least likely to start a bar fight' And 'Most likely to win bar fight'

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Eva looked over the shoulder of a Linc, doing taxes.

Eva: Okay, truth or dare?

Linc: Truth.

Eva: How many hours have you slept this week?

Linc: ...Dare.

Eva: Go to bed.

Linc: I don't like this game.

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In the city at night, Linc had joined Jason and George for a stakeout mission from the Hero Association. George was in a building while Linc and Jason watched from afar.

Linc: What do you think George will do for a distraction?

Jason: He'll probably make a noise or throw a coin. That's what I would do.

Suddenly, the building explodes and several car alarms go off.

Jason: ... or he could do that.

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Jason and Drew were at a bar, drinking as one does, Jason seemed to be Upset Drunk while Drew was Calm Drunk.

Jason: Have I ever told you my dad's last words to me?

Drew: Hmm... Careful son, I don't think the safety's on.

Jason: BEFORE THAT!!!

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In the city, George, who was on duty as Cry Reaper right now, was fighting a large female monster.

Monster Woman: Men and women love me! Does anybody love you? Cryo Reaper?!

Cryo Reaper: No. But I'm really good with ice powers now. (summons millions of ice spears) DANCE BITCH!!!

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George walked into the living room and smiled with a thought on his mind.

George: 2 Truths 1 Lie! Go!

Eva: Okay, I'll start. I've killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee.

Linc: Third one.

Drew: Third one.

Jason: Third one.

George: Third one.

Eva: Dammit!

Linc: When you're going to make a joke doing a game like this, don't choose something everyone knows you for.

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Linc sat down next to Eva and leaned into the large woman.

Linc: I prevented a murder today.

Eva: Really? How'd you do that?

George runs by with Jason following suit, the sound of something breaking followed soon after, and Linc's eye twitched.

Linc: Self-control...

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Linc then grabbed his laptop and opened the video files. There were signs of a party having been thrown all over the apartment.

Linc: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Eva: Okay, but in my defense, George bet me 50 dollars I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Linc: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Eva: ...... No... (Burps out a bubble, pops said bubble)

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At the dinner table, Linc was looking for the salt until he saw it, out of his reach, but next to Eva.

Linc: Eva, can you pass the salt?

Eva proceeds to throw Drew across the table.

Drew: Your entire family is more popular than you are, gains 4 million times your income, and yet you leave with four chaotic heroes that cause more harm than good.

Linc: Wrong kind of salt. (to Drew) And shut up!

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Jason: You evil cheating bastard!!!

Jason was yelling at George, during a poker game, George had been cheating the entire time and taking everyone's money. Except Linc's.

George: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

Lightning strikes George, coming from the window. Striking him several times, even a hammer hit him. All had no effect somehow.

George: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, actually try to kill me!

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Lazy Punch 2: Karaoke Night

The tenets of the cheap apartment's three floors were walking down the street.

Cyryu: Thank you again for inviting us to this... What are we doing?

Linc: It's karaoke night. And there's a special place we always go to.

The group came to a karaoke bar called, "Funkin' Friday Night Bar". they went in, and the clerk greeted them with a bow.

Clerk: The usual? (sees the others) And some guests. Shall they be joining in the game?

Mia: Game?

Drew: We normally have a competition to see who can get the best score with Linc in Duo Songs.

Akira: Why

Linc: Cause I am the number one ranked singing in this place.

Clerk: It's true, no one has been able to match his score.

Others: Oh!

Elias: So what's the prize?

The clerk then took out a tray and revealed a rainbow glowing gelation.

Mia: Woah...

Clerk: The Rainbow Fruit Jelly. When eaten its flavor shifts seven times, making the eater taste a wide assortment of delicious flavors.

Eva: You won't be joining in, you'll just be watching. But next time you're with us, you can join in and try to earn this treat.

The clerk then hid the treat and the group when to their room. Linc put Eva's, George's, and Drew's names into a wheel, when he was about to put in Jason's, he stopped him.

Jason: I think I'll sit this one out.

Linc shrugged and pressed play. Drew and Linc appeared on the screen.

Akira: Shouldn't it be Eva and Linc first?

Jason: It's an old kind of karaoke bar, it starts from the bottom of its list to the top.

The two were shushed as the two boys started.

https://youtu.be/UUbMeYWkXK8

Mifuyu: Oddly fitting for you Drew.

Roku: I'm guessing none of these songs have lyrics?

Jason: Nope.

Mani: Shhh! I think the next song is starting!

https://youtu.be/qCDZslfARV0

The group clapped.

Cyryu: Wonderfully done!

Toko: Good job.

Jason: Last song. Everyone only gets three.

The newcomers nodded

https://youtu.be/q9ZemJxxtd0

After Drew finished his song, he and Linc were showered with applause.

George: Alright my turn!

George stood up and Drew took his seat, George then picked his song and the music played.

https://youtu.be/_pLDBCkvyUg

George received applause but only because his music was really good.

Deku: He's a jerk, but he's got a good voice.

Malia: Don't give him a big head.

Akira: Too late

https://youtu.be/K5lp8aAoT1g

George let the applause get straight to his head.

Jason: I hate him.

Drew: We all do.

https://youtu.be/GBD2B9bDD5I

George laughed at his own singing ability, getting a big head, then his big head was grabbed by Eva.

Eva: Your turn is over so get off the stage.

Eva tossed George onto the couch, before selecting her music.

https://youtu.be/O9IU5F1c50E

The group clapped for Eva and Linc, they seemed to be doing it with actual joy, forgetting about .

George: When the hell could you sing? You have the voice of a...

Eva: No no, go on.

George: ... No...

https://youtu.be/P2Bji2jWDUM

Putting the song's title aside, the two actually looked like they were having fun.

Mia: We should totally do this!

Mifuyu: Among all your crazy ideas that's actually a good one.

https://youtu.be/VqaxgKLG4Lw

After the song, Eva and Linc were given applause.

Malia: Well, I didn't know you could sing.

The scoreboard then pinged and showed three scores;

Linc & Drew = 375

Drew: I knew I was a few notes off.

Jason: The best score for a single player is 200. Duo Player's max score is 400.

Linc & George = 380

George: Haha!

Linc & Eva = 400!! PERFECT!!!

Eva: HAHAHA!!! I WIN!!!

Jason: And that is why I sat out of this. Eva has been coming here to practice.

The clerk walked in with the Rainbow Fruit Jelly. Eva split the desert between her and Linc, and Linc split his half into enough pieces between the others.

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Lazy Punch 3: Dodgeball (Suggested by AizakkuVerse209)

In a park, the tenets of the cheap apartment were having a small picnic at a small park located nearby their apartment building. Linc was at the grill cooking steaks, hamburgers, and hot dogs, while also handing out drinks and watching the small amount of nature around the park go. George was seated nearby on a bench, facing away from everyone with a lump on his head, clearly having done something to earn him getting grounded to a seat. Linc was also watching everyone else that came with him do their own thing.

Drew, Mifuyu, Toko, and Roku were relaxing under a tree, reading large novels. Drew, being the goth guy he was, was reading something called, "Forbidden Love In Darkness by Lucy Loud". Mifuyu was reading a Japanese Novel with, "スナンダシンによる猛吹雪の中で一人で" on the cover. Toko was reading, "Man & Machine; Oil & Blood" with no author name on the cover. And lastly, Roku was reading, "The Dishonored Kunoichi by Takara Ken" it also said, "English Translation". 

The strong girls, Eva, Malia, and Deku, were lifting weights. Eva was lifting weights that were labeled as 40 Mt (Megatons) with ease, she eventually added 40 Mt more to it, and still wasn't sweating. Malia was lifting 20,000 tons and building a fair bit of sweat. Deku was working the hardest, lifting only 760 lbs but struggling to do so. Elias was meditating while lifting various rocks around him while Jason, Akira, and Cyryu were practicing sword techniques. Mani and Mia were passing a Volleyball back and forth.

Mia: It feels so good to have a day to relax!

Mani: That, and we should be practicing our volleyball!

Elias: We're not here to practice, we're here to relax.

Mia: But volleyball's fun too.

Elias: *rolls eyes*

Akira: Hey Mia!

Mia: Yeah?

Akira: I need help. I've got a book on Ko-ryū Jutsu.

Mia: Oh no. Not another book. *sighs*

Akira: Why is that a problem? We're all here to relax.

Mia: Relax. Not Learn.

Akira: Oh come on, this is old-school martial arts. Hey, Linc wanna-

Jason: Linc isn't allowed to practice martial arts.

Akira: Why?

Eva: He tried doing that thing where you chop tiles in half with a karate chop.

Akira: And?

Drew: He split the Earth, the Moon, and the Sun in half. Mr. Popo had to come in to fix all of it and make everyone forget what happened. 

Mr. Popo: (from very far away) You Worms Cause Way Too Much Shit To Deal With!!!

Mia: Come on! Put the books down and let's just have fun.

Akira: (jesters toward the book) This is how I have fun.

Linc: Incoming, Akira, 30 degrees north by northeast.

Akira spun around and then caught a dodgeball thrown at him. The thrower was a male civilian, and with the man were five other male civilians.

Akira: Excuse me, sir, but why did you throw this at me?

Leading Man: It's obvious you and the rest of your heroes need to leave!

Man 2: You so-called heroes destroy the city every day! While the civilians are always the ones who have to deal with the aftermath of your fights.

Roku: Which is better? Dealing with the aftermath of dying at the hands of a monster?

Man 3: Shut up!

Mifuyu put one arm in front of Roku to stop him from killing the third man.

Leading Man: Some don't even get leaving those people have nowhere to go! Some even lose their lives. Worst of all, the government pays you tax money! So we end up having to pay massive taxes!

The man was starting to gather a crowd

Civilian 1: That's right!

Civilian 2: Yeah, you tell him!

Leading Man: Haven't you ever thought to take responsibility?

Eva: (picking her nose) Not really.

Linc: Don't talk to them, they'll only yell more.

The man didn't seem to hear Eva so she just rolled her eyes.

Leading Man: So get out of this park! Your heroes aren't wanted in public areas!

Akira tossed the ball back to the man.

Drew: You save the city countless times yet this is how you get treated.

Man 4: How about this. We play dodgeball! We win, you leave!

Akira: That has to be the dumb-

George suddenly shoved a hotdog into Akira's mouth.

George: Let's go! Right now!

Akira choked down the hot dog. George then grabbed and pulled in Jason, Akira, Mia, Roku, Cyryu, and Eva. After a minute, they gathered on the court, which really was just two squares drawn on the ground connected to each other. The leading man took a running start before throwing the ball.

Leading Man: Take this!

When the ball when flying, Mia caught it with ease.

George: You know what the plan is.

Mia nodded and then took one large step forward before throwing the dodgeball at the leading man so hard at he was sent flying.

Civilian 1: Are you trying to kill that guy!? 

Civilian 2: Typical heroes, always choosing violence!

George: Okay, tell me. Do humans do *that*?

George pointed at the leading man, who was melting like butter in the desert, changing color into that of clay. Leading people to gasp and question what was going on.

George: That wasn't a man, that was a Clay Mimic, a monster that copies the appearance of people. Trying to get us Heroes out of the area so he could prey on you morons with ease.

Linc: Which wouldn't have worked cause we live literally down the street.

Mia: (to a police officer) Yo! Those guys are normal people and your problem, we're on break!

The officer looked to see Mia pointed at the 5 men running away. As the cop drove off to catch the accomplices, Akira 

Akira: Nice shot at that Clay Mimic's core.

Mia: Yeah, everyone knows the only way to kill a Clay Mimic.

Linc: It is? I thought they die like other monsters.

Mia: You're the exception.

Deku: To no one's surprise.

Malia then picked up the dodgeball as it rolled back to them.

Malia: No referee my memory Eva, but... (smirks and glares at Eva) Have I ever won against you?

Eva: (smirks and glares back) Think today with change that?

Drew: I'm guessing... No.

Linc finished the food as the others were playing dodgeball. Malia threw the ball only for Eva to catch it and throw it back. When it connected with skin, a massive cloud of dust was kicked up. Malia cleared it by waving her hand, the ball in her grasp, she then reeled back, now activating her power then throwing it, breaking the sound barrier.

Drew held out one hand and stopped the ball completely. He then gave a death glare to Akira before throwing it. Akira then bounced it into the air with a barrier around his arms. Mia leaped into the air and Elias grabbed Mia with his Telekinesis and spun her around, Mia then threw it will all the momentum from the spin. Straight at George.

George created a tube of ice and launched it toward Toko, who created a slingshot of shadows and launched it back. Linc then appeared in the ball's path and caught it.

Linc: Food's done. The game's over now. Eat.

Mia: I won't argue when it's your cooking!

The heroes stopped their game and went to eat.

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That's all for this chapter! Bye for now!