WTF?!
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Back to his apartment
(Y/N) was in his bed sleeping while scratching his head crazy .
"Itchy ,itchy" said (Y/N) sleeping while scratching his head but we're here to not see (Y/N) sleeping but what's he's dreaming about?
Dreamworld
(Y/N) was in the middle of no were really nothing but nothing at all.
"oh my" he said looking around until he saw a ball and decides to grab it but to his surprise it have a face that doesn't look friendly at all.
"Hey kid what are you looking at !?" The ball gave him a stink eye that doesn't look friendly twice in the row.
"The Hell??!!!" (Y/N) said in shock as he threw the ball or should you say Ball Man to a safe distance away from the shocked hero.
While (Y/N) throw the ball man away, he got hit the the back of the head by the ball man returning back to him.
"Hey kid what's you're problem throwing me around!!" he said angry at (Y/N), while bouncing around with the same stink face.
"Just what the hell are you??!!!" He screamed in shock, Ball man just gave him the a-hole look to him.
"Hmmmm a wise ass are we ... well for your information I'm a ball and I'll not take any more bullshit by you ... I need a drink" the ball bounce away and went to the bar that randomly appear.
(Y/N) looked dumbfounded at what's going on and what just happened.
(Y/N) decided to go there to the magically randomly appeared bar and read it's name.
"(Y/N)'s hair bar?......Weird" he said and went inside the bar and saw crazy stuff everywhere and characters that look like they are from wonderland, nick and moldy, bababa, and everyone stop to stare at the Hero.
"What is there something on my face?" He asked with a raised eyebrow.
Everyone went back to what they were doing (Y/N) decided to sit on an empty seat next to Ball man, a giraffe with a business suit and the other side a bulldog who is on fire....while he was looking around, he saw what he thought was the bartender who was a skeleton cleaning a empty shotglass.
"Welcome to (Y/N)'s hair what do you want sir?" Asked the Bartender who (Y/N) decided to call bone.
"Oh um give me some soda than" he said plainly
The skeleton barber noded and got out a soda can for (Y/N)
"Hey boney can you give me a straw?" Ballman said and he got a straw for his giant cocktail drink but couldn't reach it .... but (Y/N) bend the the straw to ball man's face.
"Thanks kid ........ your are not around here aren't you ?" said the ball drinking on the straw.
"No.....no I'm not" he said with a panned expression.
"judging by your looks I guess your in a dream I'm my right and this is your dream right?" Said the Giraffe.
"I think so...."
"woof woof .... woof woof?." the flaming bull dog bark.
"huh??" Asked (Y/N) who doesn't know how to speak dog language.
"He said ..." The giraffe lean down bending his neck to (Y/N)s ear "did you meet warui?"
This made (Y/N) stop cold at that. "Yes....." He said in anger.
"grrr him" he spits in the ground than drinks his drink to calm himself "I never did like him ever since he got here in the first place"
"woof woof woof!!!!" the dog bark angry .
"Wait he been here?!!!!" He said in shock.
"Shush!!!, not so loud your gonna cause a scene......and to answer your question, yes he realms part of your dreams ever since he landed on your head".
"..............." He said nothing but was a bit angry of that bastard for what he did.
"well it looks like is only a matter of time that he will escape this realm and go to the real world ...." said the skeleton who was now saying something else but for now you fwill not only meet us in the dreams But in reality as well" the skeleton concluded.
"Wait, what?" He asked confused of what bones said to him.
"I been here longer than anyone here that you imagine and dream of.....and sense Waruai as some type of supernatural thing I'm sure that every time a piece of your hair falls down one of us will disappear and reappear in the real world". The skeleton said very long explanation.
"Not to mention that 8 of us disappeared and become reality in the real world" Ballman said while continue to drink his drink.
"Woof Woof Woof!!!......woof woof woof" The bull dog barks angrily first but sounded sad the last barks.
"Ohh..." he said a little bit shocked of receiving more news about his hair.
While everyone was having their time the doors open showing Warui cloaked in black shadow with a scarf and 4 eyes in the door of the bar was quiet (too quiet) and some try not to make eye contact but some couldn't resist. Warui walked up to (Y/N) and sat right next to him, The Ball was drinking his drink rapidly trying to calm down, the giraffe was frozen try not to make a move, fire bulldogs flame was glowing and growing big and bright, and the skeleton may not have skin but was clenching his teeth showing emotions of anger and frustration.
"Welcome back Warui what would you like to have?" Asked the Skeleton gritting his teeth of serving a mongrel evil tyrant.
"Just some apple juice" by that order everyone continue to do what they did but the 5 party members were not good easy.
(Y/N) just glared at him while clenching his fist so much he felt like punching him.
"Oh don't think I notice you their Jr." Warui said to busy drinking his box of apple juice.
"......" he said nothing as he looked pissed off.
"Hey wise ass you know very well what you did to this kid's family if you weren't being a dream you'll be be dead and if you ask me that will be a good bye" Ball said boldly and grin at this but was ruined when Warui grabbed him.
"You know I really need a stress ball" Warui said bouncing him around and than squeezing him.
(Y/N) had enough and soon he ran and punched him aiming to his head for a finishing blow.
Than what surprised everyone, Warui grabbed the fist with a blank stare.
"You know I don't have the mood to deal with you here" Warui said not in his prime to fight.
"Hey wise ass!!, can you let me goooaaaahhhhh!!!!" He stop when Warui squeezed him again but this time with such force.
"Serious series: Serious Headbutt!!!" (Y/N) bashed his head to Warui cranium.
Warui was really got off guard but he didn't let go of (Y/N)'s fist but let go of the ball and soon with his free hand and bring (Y/N) down to the ground with his free leg he put his feet under (Y/N)s torso and kill kicked him to the wall.
"You really are a wonderful host you know" Warui said smiling of someone that could match his power level.
(Y/N) got up from the wall and was surprised that he felt that hit and soon he use another technique.
"Consecutive Normal Punches"
"I seen this trick before....Mini Gun Punches" just like (Y/N) he was doing a barrage of punches, each one facing each other,
Both seem to be doing well and soon two fist collided that caused a shockwave destroying everything at its wake.
Parts to the bar was destroyed everyone ran away from the bar to safety.
"Damn this is my favorite place... well was my favorite place will not really I like the dreamed were you facing puberty" Warui smirked like a snake.
"Piss off" he said in rage.
"Wow (Y/N) so much stress will cause a heart attack....OH!!! what am I saying? Continue" he said happy to lucky. (Guess what's that from)
(Y/N) soon charged and ready to perform his move
"Serious series: Serious P-"
RIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
(Y/N) finally woke up fast away by his clock and by that he crash it with anger.
"Damn you!!!" He yelled angrily missing his chance to by him last time.
"Hey kid can you quite down!????" Said the weird mysterious voice and that voice was no one but ball man but himself.
"Are you deaf?!!! Quiet down!!" The ball said in anger.
"The FUCK?!!!" He said utter surprised.
"Hey kid...I SAID SHUT UP!!" The Ball bounce and hit (Y/N) square on the forehead.
(Y/N) growled and throw the ball.
"aaaaahhhhhh why does this always happen to handsome old me?!!!!" Yell the ball bounce uncontrollably at the walls and knocked over things from there to there.
After he uncontrollably knock some of (Y/N)s stuff accidentally he stop bouncing he was dizzy and shakes it off and look at the mess he had made.
"Oh my kid your room is sure something have you ever heard of spring cleaning" the ball grin trying to ignore what he did.
"You Bastard!!!" He screamed in fury at his room being a damn mess. Out of nowhere he got a mallet out of nowhere that made the ball looked with eyes widen and jaw dropped.
"Yo kid since when did you have a mallet?" Out of rage (Y/N) try to hit the ball but dodged the smash made a huge impact on the ground creating a crater small but side.
(he stole from bang during saitama and bang do Rock Paper Scissors)
"Hold still!!!, you little bastard!!!" He said trying to hit the ball.
"Hey Kid I'm pretty sure that mallet is not helping you!!!" Ball Man started to bounce away each step (or bounce per say) but stop when he saw a scroll with letters.
"Call me xoxo...by Yumi! Nice going kid" he said smirking and wiggling his eyebrows.
"Shut up!!!" (Y/N) said pissed off. He grabbed the ball and shake it around and stop to see the ball dizzy shown with swirly eyes.
"Uncle kid! Uncle!...I feel like I'm going to throw up" he said with puffed up cheeks.
"Don't you dare!!" He said in anger "I wish you would throw up on me or my room. He threatened the ball.
Out of nowhere the landlady came to check to see what's happening.
"Sorry to disturb you but what's happening here?" Ask the landlady with her kind voice.
"Ooh its nothing just a bad morning" he said sweating profusely.
"Sorry to have to ask you but do you have a visitor because I heard another voice?"
"It was just the TV on a drama show I got the volume turned on"
(Y/N) lie and have Ball Man behind his back shutting him and hope that he didn't vomit. "Ok young one have your fun whatever your doing" the old lady said closing the door.
"Whew....Now the-"
"Hey kid can you let me go you smell like sushi!!" And when that said (Y/N) dropping the ball face to face and see the ball swallow something in his mouth.
"You better explain or I swear to god I'll throw you super fast you won't come back to earth" he threatened
"Yo kid you don't remember your first toy?, it's me Ball man remember you always imagine that I was alive but now I'm free thanks for a drop of your hair remember in your dream world?" Ask Ball Man.
(Y/N) eyes widened when he remember his first toy since he was born.
"Hey kid I can see that your living the life here" he said looking around "so did you finally get yourself a girlfriend?" Ball Man said wiggling his eyebrows.
(Y/N) look with a deadpan expression on his face.
The ball stop and look around to change the topic.
"Sorry is there something on my face?"
(Y/N) felt a flash of remembering the ball he had on him when he was at the orphanage 2 weeks before that and that ball keep him comfort and a memento of his previous life.
Flashback
(Y/N) was playing with his ball alone with no more to play with him as he continues to think the ball is real. by drawing it a face and thinking it's alive by talking to it or fed it food but of course it's not real.
It maybe small and sometimes hard to catch when he try to catch in mid-air but that the fun about life is about challenges. (Y/N) was bouncing the ball to the wall time after time (or time to time) while catching to work on his catching skills.
He continue to play with it until a cruel hearted voice snarled at him,
"Hey kid! I need the all ball" said the caretaker in a sour mood "The ball needs to comeback were it came from"
"Its mine I had it with me" he refuse to grove it to him.
"Kid you have some problems that's just a ball...play with something else than kid it's my duty to make thins 'equal'" the caretakers said snatching the ball away from (Y/N)s hands.
"Hey that's something very important give it back!!!"
"Calm down go play with some of the kids here it's nothing personal it's just my job" said the caretaker walking inside and taking the ball with it.
(Y/N) said nothing as he balled his fist because the caretakers never care about him but care mostly about the kids and the kids will harass him rather than play.
Until a group of 6 boys one of the few who torment and bully him mostly, walked up to him with smiles on there faces.
"Hey shorty why don't we play pony?!!" He fat one said loudly smacking the back of (Y/N)s head trying to annoy him.
"You heard him do it!!!" The skinny one said that's the leader as he grab onto (Y/N)s shoulder.
(Y/N) swing his fist to the leaders face in anger, the fat one head butt him with force sending him to the other while the other kicked him.
The leader got up and soon punched (Y/N) sending the boy to the ground and soon the 6 kicked him repeatedly and stopped to see (Y/N) head enough.
"You got my clothes dirty!!!" Screamed the leader "and for that your going to get it"
Soon the 2 pinned him down while (y/n) laid on his back in fear as he got bruises on his face.
"Hey Big!!!, I think he want some of your famous beef stew!!" Said one of the boys.
"Okay!!" The fat one put his butt on (Y/N) face mostly his nose and mouth
"BEEF STEW BEEF STEW BEEF STEW BEEF STEW!!!" Screamed the boys as (Y/N) struggle to get out.
Without warning the fat pulled his middle and other finger and performed his infamously horrendous beef stew.
Flashback end
(Y/N) is back from reality as this remembering.
"Hey kid are you alright at the sky for 6 minutes are you alright?" Ask Ball Man.
"Yeah"
"So kid is that all your going to say after you try to kill me?" Said Ball Man trying to get an apology from (Y/N).
"I'm not going to apologize so don't think about it"
"Will than wise ass what do we do about that?!" He said moving his eyes to the big hole on the wall.
"Not again!!" Screamed (Y/N) because it was the second time this happened.
But this hole was different it have a shape of a big muscle man with antennas.
"What the??" He asked questioning.
"You know what's weird that we didn't notice that"
"Meh"
The two heard screaming from people of the city of Tokyo.
This alerted the hero of seeing what's the ruckus is about.
"Hey kid go check that out" said Ball Man seeing something.
(Y/N) see the city of Tokyo their were there are broken building and people running away from the danger from the great danger of a large, hairless humanoid with two rounded antennae on its head and has a bare muscular body.
That monster is no other than Vaccine Man the monster that was killed by Saitama but what was a mystery of how he came back.
"How??!" He said in shock of how he came back.
"Hmmmmmm it looks like not only does your hair loss brings dream characters to life but also bring memories that you or your pops defeat...This is possible because dreams and memories are both from the mental state because they both have something in common is that they can be forgotten" he concluded.
"Now Go there and kick his ass" screamed Ball Man.
"....guess I'll go..." he got off his Pj and switch to his hero suit and jump to the hole.
Justice enforcement
"Hey wait for me!!" The ball bounce to follow the hero.
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Tokyo city
In the ruined streets of Tokyo only vaccine man was at the center of the rubble in triumph.
"Look at me you no good humans I'm doing the same thing that you humans do to mother nature since the beginning of time hahahah!!!"
While Vaccine was laughing at his work he felt arrows pierced his back and looked back to see a blonde human with a green get up, it was Yomi with an angry look with a crossbow primed and ready and a sword on her back.
"You know how hard it is to find cheap bean sprout around here?!!" Said Yomi in anger not realizing who she is talking too.
Vaccine smiled dangerously at the blonde girl knowing those arrows have no effect on him.
Yomi was sure scared because this purple skin alien/bug looking guy was no one she saw before, she can sense some blood lust on him.
"Hey what's your deal destroying store here..?" She asked innocently breaks by her rough girl facade.
"Is to punish you humans of what you did to Mother Nature for years and years of making buildings on her surface, cutting trees and throwing trash to the ground..,,,really throw Mother Nature as trash!!!!.....I am Mother Natures greatest creation she has ever made I AM VACCINE MAN!!!" He screamed out with pride while pointing his claw hand at his chest.
"Wait you control Mother Nature?....does that mean you can grow beans??!!!" Yomi said with stars in her eyes.
"Insolent vile human mother nature created me to destroy you humans!!!" He said getting agitated by this vermin stupid request.
"Will I hope that Mother Nature makes a better creature that can create food" She said really disappointed.
"You dare order Mother Nature with such disrespect feel the wrath of justice you disgusting human!!!" Vaccine man hand grew twice in size as he slap Yomi.
Before the hand could make contact Yomi was saved when (Y/N) hold her bride style making her blush red.
"(Y....(Y/N) what are you doing here and when did you get here!?" Yomi said in between a stutter and has a blush on her face of being a damsel in distress.
"Just got here" he said with a blank expression on his face.
"Well...whatever" Yomi said shaking off the blush "we'll judging by him is he a old friend of yours?" Ask the blonde maiden.
"Nope but my dads"
"You please ask him to stop destroying the city because there is a discount today". Yomi said as soon as she said that (Y/N) got his serious face.
"Okay" he let her down and confront Vaccine man to stop his reign of terror on today's discount sales.
"Well if it isn't (Y/N) the son of Saitama that bald idoit 'one punch man'.....just because your dad defeated me doesn't mean you will defeat me" Vaccine man said with a smirk on his face.
"Blah Blah Blah you need to learn how to shut up sometimes" (Y/N) said uncaringly and feel a br surprised of Vaccine man know him and his dads name.
Vaccine man was now angry that this brat thinks he can defeat him in one punch.
"You Little Brat do you really think you can defeat me?!!!" He started to grow and grow bigger and more monstrous look.
(Y/N) looked up unfazed while Yomi looked scared.
"Now be prepare to meet your maker you vile insignificant brat!!!" Vaccine Man in his monstrous form charged at (Y/N) but like usual (Y/N) punch him in the stomach making him explode scattering a lot of remains in the sky.
Soon it rained guts and green blood of the beast remains and (Y/N) is in his place punch pose while Yomi looked in shock.
Out of nowhere Ball Man bounce to (Y/N).
"Well isn't that great......Next time ill bring an umbrella...." By his appearance Yomi was she shock.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH a living ball!!!!" By that Yomi passed out in shock what transpired today.
But (Y/N) didn't care as he looked at his steaming fist in disappointment.
"...not again..." he fell to the ground in looks of defeat.
"Another fight ends in one punch......DAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT.
He screamed at the sky for everyone to hear.
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Epilogue
Inside of (Y/N)s dream core thief was Warui looking at the eyes of (Y/N) seeing one of his ex-enemies failed (obviously) he sigh out of disappointment.
"Useless fool I knew I should not bring my hopes up for that ripoff" said Warui grumpy and leaning on the chair like a bored kid until the skeleton barber talk.
"If you don't mind me asking, why are you bringing ex villains of Jrs. Father to the world of ninjas??" Asked curiously.
"I don't know I just want to see how it goes is like reading a fanfic about crossovers I just want to see how it goes......oh and give me more juice please?" He said and the skeleton bartender sigh and give him a box of juice.
"You know most villains would drink wine or laugh evil and stuff like that?"
"Ha! Those are just cliches of TV villains I'm also a person as well with evil attention you see" by that the skeleton sweat drop"it's just a matter of time for me to come out of this god forsaken bored land!!!" He said while laughing while the skeleton sweat drop more at this
________Authors note____________
I'm back guys sorry I was busy with the finals and I'm done with school so I'm ready to continue my work with you.
Joelom and I are thinking of something cool but we are still deciding 😊👍🏾
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