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(Y/N) sleeping soundly in his comfy futon while snoring softly in his dream until
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I WILL NOT, PLAY ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS WITH YOU, YOU GOT A BOOGER ON YOUR FINGER!!!!!!!! Screamed (Y/N) and soon paused knowing that it's just a weird, crazy dream he's been having since his stay at the families house.

"Weird dream" (Y/N) said. As soon as he got of his futon he grabbed a remote and turn on the TV on anything interesting while (Y/N) started to brush his teeth while looking at TV to find something to do interesting, buutttttt....
Nothing just boring boring stuff it said on TV.

*Boring* said (Y/N) while putting water in his mouth and started using mouth wash while rinsing his mouth a couple of Times

*Theres nothing to Do* (Y/N) Gurgled very loudly and spit of the fresh water paste wash in the sink.

"Today at the Yota supermarket get the Mega Mega......Mega!!! 99% of deal!!!!" Screamed the man on the TV. Which caught the attention of (Y/N) who looked at the TV to find anymore information."This is your only chance to buy expensive stuff all 99% off but come one and come all before it closes!!!" Soon the commercial ended that soon change to another commercial

*What?!* said (Y/N) knowing that he forgot something today. He dashed to his fridge to find everything 85% half empty on both the fridge and freezer, he looked around his apartment to find that 85% of food, cleaning and hygiene products are almost empty. He looked shocked at the investigation and soon dished to the clipped coupons on his fridge and find the one the most fortune a man could get.

99% off deal on everything, store closes at 6pm so hurry up before its to late: Yotā supermarket deals.

(Y/N) looked at his clock and reads 9:00 AM he soon looked in shock

"I'm early Late!!!!!" Screamed (Y/N). He hurriedly but on his jumpsuit, but on his gloves and boots and his cape while running out the door he forgot something, he dash back to his apartment room to get the coupon then he ran out the apartment complex with fast speed to find it and said West somewhere, so (Y/N) ran west, and once again barely ready the paper at all.
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The mountains

(Y/N) looked puzzled while scratching his nose from another itch coming around as he looked at the barren land of stone, as he looked around and at the corner of his eyes he found a giant very large mountain top with a more and more rocks. And decide to walk there because he don't want his accidents on the news. (Y/N) see a very large scenery that looks dangerous for normal people and tough people alike.

"Okay, I do it for that Sale" as (Y/N) said this with determination of getting to that mega sale even when it 'kills' him.

(Y/N) has experience swimming with puranas , climbing the highest mountains fight bears , loins , tigers ,and crocodiles but that was nothing as they all fell in Just ONE Punch (Much to His disappointment) he finally made to the top.

"Finally, now to find that 99% Mega deal I been looking for." (Y/N) reminded himself to find this store of destiny.

While (Y/N) was looking around he decided to walk around

The Other side of the mountain top

Somewhere on top of the mountains their were the Hanzō girls all dressed in their Shinobi attire with some scratches and some marks from climbing for the HIKING training regimen, in the opposite side of their opponent a tall, muscular woman with long, flowing black hair and reddish-brown eyes. She wears a tattered gakuran with a cap and metal epaulets, a rope belt, and a pair of tengu-geta. She wraps her bosom in a sarashi, and her wrists with the bandages typical of open-hand fighters. The woman name is Daidouji their Senpai plus Teacher really to teach her underlings a teaching requested by Kiriya.

"okay you brats let's see what you got!"she yelled crossing her arms and the 5 girls nodded and position themselves in fighting stance, while some ready weapons.

"Hmm!!" they nodded again with determination the two waited for the right moment like one of those cowboy movie showdowns (Cue the showdown music) but the mood was ruined when (Y/N) was walking through the middle of the show down, whistling to some music he heard earlier.

(Y/N) whistled while walking around without noticing the fight between the brawler of Hanzō and the elites.

"Hm?" (Y/N) looked at the black haired woman with delinquent clothes similar to the S-Class hero Metal BAT and to his right was 5 girls in strange attire some with weapons or without.

"Uhhhhhhh......." He said trying to think of something to say.

*what he got all the way here with no scratches or worrying and I couldn't sense him* Daidouji looked in shock at a newcomer who made it at the top with no hassle and didn't break a sweat at all.

"Hey, I know you your the guy who you were fishing right!" Exclaimed Katsuragi remember the same face who fished at there training grounds while she sweat drop at his outfit he is wearing probably it's his ninja clothes.

"Yep that's me, and your the girl who try to fight me" (Y/N) said remember the blonde who acted crazy while trying to fight him.

" this the the guy you been talking about?, I was expecting more from it" Ikaruga said little disappointed at the boy who looked generic/average like every boy in Japan.

"Kat are you sure that's him and not some cosplayer?" Asuka asked not believing that the guy Katsuragi was talking about because he looked generic and goofy of wearing a costume of a superhero.

"Really a real superhero!!?" Screamed Hibari excited with stars in her eyes of a real superhero right in front of her.

Yagyū looked at (Y/N) with an indifferent look on the outside and her mind he looked ridiculous in that weird get up on the inside.

"For real, he's the guy I was talking about" by that the 5 elites look at him again.

*so this is the guy I was hearing..... * Daidouji thought for a moment until she made a decision to take action.

"hey you boy I'm daidouji and I heard rumors of how strong you are so I challenge you to a fight!" she point at (Y/N) but when she did he disappeared and (Y/N) was walking away leaving her in that pointing pose by that she blush out of embarrassed by him making her look ridiculous in front of her students.

"Sorry not right know I'm very busy at the moment" (Y/N) walked away rather than to fight her.

Without any warning daidouji jump at (Y/N) preparing to kick him.

"Well too bad you enter my class and I'm here to teach you a lesson!" she when kicked him but he easily block her attack surprising the 5 elites.

"Can I go now?" Asked (Y/N) with an indifferent look on his face.

Daidouji jumped back and soon charge straight on and gave a massive barrage of fist that are to fast for normal people and certain ninjas to see them (Y/N) block them from every consecutive angles that are impossible to dodge or block and soon she change from kicks that are twice as fast as her fast which he blocked it as well. The elites cover there eyes and stand there ground of massive wind pushing them back.

"Amazing he blocked all my attacks with no problem .... Than what about this" her fist was glowing out of aura she charge at him and hit (Y/N) it made a powerful glow and a massive shockwave that the elites have to cover their eyes and continue stand there ground while there tiny textile of there clothes are disappearing into the air and to not get blind than when the light lower down it show (Y/N) grabbing her fist shocking daidouji and the elites jaw drop and eyes pop out .

"impossible he blocked her attack so easy!" Screamed Ikaruga who is shocked at the display of power that the guy Katsuragi was talking about.

"Can I Go Now?" Repeated (Y/N) once again in a somewhat monotone voice.

Daidouji jump back and try to think of something .

*if he can block my strongest attack can he escaped my trump card, my fast attacks* by that she move around so fast that she look like a blur, when (Y/N) saw this move he sigh out of knowing were this going to happen .

"never saw that attack before" said Asuka

"will you know how she is she will fight the strongest people just for fun and she will always take it seriously" exclaimed Yagyū

"Oh boy theirs no way she can't lose" said Katsuragi believing that Daidouji could beat (Y/N). When Daidouji was about to kick (Y/N) she was surprised that he turn to her and move he put his fist close to her crouch.

"Deja Vú"

When the fist made contact to the crouch her eyes winded while the 5 elites were screaming Ikaruga and Asuka hug each other and scream while Katsugari was holding hers and Yagyū was covering the eyes of hibari the screams of the girl were echoing the mountains of HIKING.

(Y/N) covered his ears to block off some of the scream (which he don't have to do because he is immune to screams).

"Can you stop screaming?" (Y/N) said it in a low voice that gone deaf eared by the scream.

"Can You Please stop screaming?" He said it again in a firm loud voice but soon gone deaf eared again and the girls kept screaming at the top of there lungs to the point of irritating him so much he has a massive veins popping on his face and his face gone super red from anger.

"WILL YOU PEOPLE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!" (Y/N) screamed it so loud that everyone cover there ears and shut there mouths and not just that the yell was so loud it cause an earthquake and the clouds separated from the scream. And soon (Y/N) calmed down and went back to his neutral look. "Thank you"

By that daidouji stand up and try to ignored the pain.

"You got some guts to come here and interrupted my class, you got some nerve to hit a women's pride and you have the fucking balls to tell me and my students to shut up!?" by that she run at him in a very fast blur and and soon she put a lot of power and chakra in to her leg and ran straight at (Y/N)s lower belt (private part) "pay back you Bastard!!!"

(Y/N) just stood there waiting for her attack.

Soon as the leg kick him and soon a shockwave so powerful it knock some of the girls over. The kick at the special pants place could crush a mans dignity in a minute. Seconds felt like minutes and soon after a while of waiting daidouji was on the ground with pain and holding her leg out of pain. While (Y/N) on the other hand scratched his belly not affected at all. The 5 elites was very much surprised at how (Y/N) just stood there unaffected and many thought that move was suppose to feel pain.

"ow ow ow ow what are you made off !?" she said holding her leg. Daidouji grimes in pain and that attack should have destroyed his dignity but shattered hers instead (Twice).

"Skin" (Y/N) said plainly while continuing to scratch his belly from another itch.

After that the 5 elites run to her side to see if she was alright.

"Senpai are you alright?" Asked Asuka with concern/worried in her voice and eyes

"we must take you to the hospital" Ikaruga commanded her peers and herself and they were about to carry her but she stop them .

"leave me alone I can take care of myself" said Daidouji stubbornly, this is where the moment when (Y/N) walks away, leaving the elites and the brawler to tend the brawlers defeat by someone stronger than her.

"Daidouji Senpai are you alright?" Hibari said with worry face seeing Daidouji stand up and her hands covering her eyes.

"that guy" she clench her fist hard.

"oh no she's mad" Katsuragi said slowly backing away.

" I don't like we're this is going" said Ikaruga also backing away.

"That boy .....has give me pain that no male has ever give me" she said while lowering her hands showing her shadowed covered face and a red glowing eye appeared scaring the elites.

"please Daidouji forget him" pleaded Asuka who is worried and scared at the same time.

"please calm down don't be mad Senpai" Yagyū who pleaded also.

"Mad? I'm far from mad ..... im in LOVE!!!" she yell the last word with hearts on her eyes and blush surprising the elites and their eyes pop out.

"WWWHHHAAAAT ?!" they yell out surprise and saw Daidouji daydreaming and still have a blush on her face.

"He might be the strongest man I ever seen, it just makes me want to fight him more and the way he give me the pain that I never got he's my one I wish we can meet again" she said day dreaming while the other girls were sweat dropping.

"seriously?" Yelled the elites in utter shock.
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(Y/N) was walking casually across the landscape to find the Mega Sale supermarket and soon he looked at the coupon which reads the location but looked puzzled he read the whole thing and the location should be here. But instead it reads

'Yota supermarket Mega Mega sale location Kyoto district ends at 6 pm which'

(Y/N) eyes widened that he just messed up the location yet again and see the district very far from him that he is unable to go on foot. (Y/N) looked to his left and right to see anyone saw any of his amazing feats ands minutes passed and he sigh in relieve that no one followed him. Within a moment he lowered the ground and soon he jump so high and fast that everyone look to see if it's a bird or a plane but no it's the hero for fun going to the store.

As he looked to where to land but land somewhere inhabitable and soon saw an alleyway that has no one in it which his perfect for him to land as soon as he landed the earth shook around him which cause everyone to stop of what there doing and wondered where the earthquakes are coming from. As seconds passed he got out of the alleyway and looked to see what he's been looking for and soon dashed to the store with glee in his eyes that he finally made it.
Shopping minutes later

As he walked out of the with 4 large bags that are in each hands as he got everything he need for food and hygiene products he looked triumph of he made it in time that the stuff would last him for days not worrying of what he might run out of. Without warning he ran pasted people walking in or out of the store that people looked in awe at the sight of a cosplayer running at a fast speed.
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After the crazy show of drama and love Daidouji was ask to explain the looks of the hero to Hanzō and Kiriya .

"so you meet this ninja hero kid daidouji do you like to explain the looks" asked Kiriya

"yeah this very important for us to know some ninja clans or academys might use him so will you please explain this * Hanzō said, when they said that Daidouji was in her serious act but than blush .

"will you see this ninja was like no one that I ever meet or fight .........he's my man of my dreams" she said blushing and hugging herself shocking Kiriya and Hanzō .

"WWWWHHHAAATTT ?!" They screamed out the same as the girls of Hanzō.

"He has those beautiful (e/c) eyes but they can make me melt by changing them into those serious sharp stare eeeek!!!" she screamed like a girl surprising both Kiriya and Hanzō "and that (h/s) hair, go's perfect with his hair color it's just makes me want to pet him"

"Daidouji...... are you okay?" Asked Kiriya worried about his student.

"I'm more than okay I'm incredible do you want me to explain more ?" Asked Daidouji

"no that's okay you can leave thank you" daidouji nodded and walk away but when she was half way she was skipping happy making Kiriya sweat drop "what wrong with her?" he ask Hanzō but saw his eyes being covered by shadow "what wrong?"

"I seen this before and is something that can never be healed" when he said that Kiriya was shock.

"what kind of ninja art or technique is it?!" Asked Kiriya.

"no this is no art but part of mother nature she was bit" answered Hanzō.

"What was she bitten by the most poisonous creatures of earth?!, Hanzo please tell me ?!." Pleaded Kiriya.

"she was bitten ....... by the ..... LOVE BUG!" he yell the last words .

" ........ WHAT ?!" he yell and the two were being heard by the five elites and they sigh and sweat drop by this.

(Y/N)'

(Y/N) in his pajamas, scratched his belly while laying down watching some TV while eating some food and soon a sneeze was about to him but stopped at the same time and bet That girl is talking about him, but doesn't care at all. And continue to watch the Anime.
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Give credit to Joelom my macho friend who provide me the knowledge of senran kagura and put it in his hard effort of making it, give credit to him rather than me and follow me also.