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"I really need to stop doing this" (Y/N) said who looked at the hole in the ground to where the clock is. He smash the another clock this week again because his dream about flying around the city aimlessly, and was about to eat the giant floating marshmallow but the clock destroyed that moment and soon he slammed it to the ground. And so he went to his clock stash and get the 20th one to replace the 19th one he smashed.

He do the usual routine of brushing his teeth, making the usual breakfast of cereal, sit in the kitchen while watching the morning news to see what the weather is like today and tomorrow. And the usual he has nothing to do but go the supermarket which starts at noon which he has more time to goof off he took off his sleep wear and put on his hero suit. And occasionally wave the landlady who occasionally wave back and leave his apartment and wonder off for something to do.

"Excuse me dearie" as soon as she said this, (Y/N) turned his head and look down at the lady trying to be polite.

"Yeah?"

"Would you run an errand for me please"

"Sure anything and that is what" said (Y/N) who try to help someone for once and a while.

"I would like you to get bamboo for please" said the lady

"Um...what for?" Question (Y/N)

"For money for you and me, because you almost out of money to and repair for the floor you made ever since you got here" said the lady while (Y/N) scratched his hair in pure embarrassed at his ongoing antic of breaking his clock ever time.

"Sorry about that" said (Y/N) "But I'll do it" said the hero.

"Thanks Dearie, your a nice young man" said the lady who playfully pinch his cheeks, he nods and walks to the door.

"And another thing, dearie, the longer and big the bamboo the more money you'll get as a bonus" mentioned the lady.

"K, thanks for the information" said (Y/N) back.

"Anytime, dearie" she replied back.

(Y/N) got out the door and looked to see a large bamboo forest east-way, (Y/N) run to the location wi his speed to the depths of the forest while ignoring the shock pedestrians who witness the same cloud of dust it ran past them.
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Bamboo forest -5 minutes

-NoNoaaaaaaaandNo-
Jr try to find the wood requested by the landlady and find it so poorly try to find a one that is ripe and not to mention the tallest one for a very high profit. And the results are poorly instead find poor quality one soft as a stick.

"Where can I find the biggest one?" (Y/N) said who tap his face while looking closely to find the one just right. He looked for 2 minutes and see the longest and most largest one he see in his eyes.

"There's one" said (Y/N) in relief. (Y/N) walked towards it and without noticing he step on a very thin and very visible string that stretch for miles always away. Soon an alarm blurred the forest catching (Y/N)'s attention and spoke with a simple "Oh?" Out his mouth.

Hebijo academy

IN Hebijo academy a school for evil female ninjas and they were training all was well and quiet with the exception of hitting training dolls or spar with each other to test there feats, until an alarm sound off, making the female ninjas stop their training and run to the big wooden door, while others are jumping on top of bamboo branches leaping from branch to branch all are primed and ready to fight the intruder and capture them for questioning.

Back to (Y/N)

(Y/N) picked his as soon as the alarm went off and see ninjas running at his direction, some where on foot or other on bamboo branches. "OH"

Before he could do anything he was surrounded, the ninjas circle around him, while others wrap chain around him to not move, while others have there stars primed and ready if he does something.

(Y/N) looked questioned as chains wrapped around him, and was oblivious on what going on but ignored the situation he is in, (Y/N) said

"Uhhhh...Could you get me out of this?" He asked while scratching his face with his visible arm, the ninjas forgot to chained.

"We are not going to let you go until we get answer" said the lead ninja, while the other ninjas tightened the chain to restrained him to but pressure on his body to not move anymore.

"Like what, answers?" He said with a bored expression on his face while continue to scratch his face not feeling pain whatsoever.

"What business do you have coming here" asked the lead ninja who has a defensive pose incase of he does anything.

"Are you a good ninja or bad ninj-" before the ninjas start to ask questions again, (Y/N) started to walk through them and also started to drag the ninjas with the chains who are struggling to restrained him, while reinforce ninjas chained him to get control of him but no avail because (Y/N) soon spin the ninjas around throwing other ninjas in the radius of the spin and soon the chain split and soon the ninjas with chains started flying to different directions.

"You guys talk to much" (Y/N) said with a bored expression and tone and soon try to get away from the forest where the ninjas came from.

"This guy is strong go tell one of the elites to come here"

"Okay I'll be fast" she run back to the academy and pass through (Y/N)

(Y/N) wanted to end this quickly and so he got an idea how to finish it and soon he does his father signature of move.

"Serious series:'Serious Table Flip!" He dug his fingers on the ground and flip the forest floor that destroy parts of the scenery that cause the ninjas to go flying to directions after that they where on the ground or trees moaning of their injuries.

(Y/N) was looking at the work he did, he heard a gun shot and he grab the bullet and saw who shot at him and see a girl with brown hair with long twin pony and has eyes that one is blue and the other is green who done a uniform and a long barreled smoking rifle primed and ready to kill him.

Minutes earlier-Hebijo academy

In the training grounds of Hebijo academy the door burst open showing the elites female ninjas

"My elites theirs an intruder that came to our grounds we need help"

"Really?, what's the intruder reason" asked a 21 year old girl who has dirty dull blonde hair with green eyes and has glasses who welds a staff and dons the academy uniforms and her names is Imu who raised her eyebrow at the ninjas request.

"I don't know but he just came and took half of our students"

"Oh really?, does this intruder have any painful weapons? If he does I'll like to go and experience it myself" said the blonde with short hair and mixed match eyes with a perverted smirk and drool of an intruder attacking her with painful weapons he has on him and got slap in the face by her twin sister

"Stop that you pig!" Screamed her sadist sister who is named ryobi who's a slap her machcist

"Ooohhh yes!, I just love how you do that!!" Said the sister who is named Ryona moaning in lust rather than pain.

"Shut up!, I don't want you to go you pervert I'll will take this stupid intruder a thing about pain" said Ryobi who jump from tree to tree while has a smirk on her face to hurt the intruder.

Ryobi took cover and in the bushes and soon aim her scoped rifle at the intruder who wears a cosplayer outfit and looked at the battlefield he had done, with a bored expression.

And soon she squeezed the trigger and the rifle spat out a bullet directed to his head and what surprise her that the intruder caught the bulletin with ease. And the intruder turned to her direction with a bored expression on his face.

*this guy he must be very quickly do something like catching the bullet like that, he may be fast as rin but I must focus how to defeat him*

(Y/N)
"You need anything?"

"Yeah I'm here to beat your ass to the ground," as soon as she say that her uniform ripped and soon a scroll in her hands "Shinobi transformation!!!" As soon as she said the scroll opened and the paper expand her body as soon as the scroll despised away she now dons a white button-down "dress" shirt that has the waist wrapped in a belt that holds all of her extra large bullets. Underneath is a big, black dress that goes all the way down to her ankles, which, along with her legs and feet, are covered by white stockings and red shoes. Then, she wears a red hair band and a red overcoat-like shirt . Finally, she wears a tied black ribbon to look like tied shoelaces with the casual "bunny ears." And her bust size grew as well.

" so be prepared "Secret ninja arts: how's this Richocet prelude!!" As soon as she said that Ryōbi loads a special bullet into her rifle and fires it forward. A wheel of eight spinning proxy circles appear as they glow, creating several floating spiked balls in front of (Y/N) . She then takes aim and fires a bullet that bounces off of the spiked balls, causing them to explode in unison.

Kaboom!!!!!!

Ryōbi smirked at her victory while loading her rifle, thinking that it was easy and soon her victory was cut short when the smoke cleared (Y/N) stood there unharmed but dirt and smoke around his body who stood there uninterested as before.

"Is that it? I was expecting to get hurt but nothing, man is that the best you could do" as (Y/N) tap his feet disappointed as before.

"Don't lose your hope you, Dog" she said who glared at (Y/N) remark who she thinks he's toying with her. "I still have another trick Secret Ninjas arts: Go to hell!, Minuet Missiles!" Soon a backpack with rocket launchers were flying to Jr. He was taking the hits unharmed as before but was getting bored and he use the bullet he catches earlier and he put it in his mouth

"Serious series: Serious Richocet!!" He spit the bullet back to one of the rocket launchers and when the bullet made contact

BOOOM!!!!! Made the whole thing exploded and when it did it show an unconscious Ryōbi wearing nothing but her underwear and her size went to there normal ones.

"Damnit, this is the second time this happen to whatshername" he said while can't remember the girl he fought name, he shrug and turned his back to continue his findings for longer thicker bamboo wood.

"Well that was impressing" said a feminine voice and (Y/N) turn and saw a purple hair ninja with ninja attire who crossed her arms while looking at (Y/N).

"You need anything also?" Said with an uninteresting expression while scratching his back for another itch.

The female ninja swear drop at his show of personality "if you don't mind me asking what is your name?"

"I'm here for wood"

The purple haired ninja sweat dropped again "I said your name not your reason"

"It's Jr" said (Y/N) using his Jr name rather than his real name.

*Jr. Does that mean he got his fathers name, let see if he's from any strong family line that I could remember* "Say what's your fathers name?"

"Saitama" as soon as he said that, the purple haired ninja started to shiver down her spine at that response.

*Saitama I never heard of that name before but it give me the chills when he said that I have a feeling that he's a powerful ninja but what about this new generation here maybe I can ask him* do you go any ninja academy Jr.?"

"No, why?" Said (Y/N) who raised his eyebrow at it knowing where this is going.

"Well you say my name is Rin and I am here to ask you if you like to join my school"

"No thanks" (Y/N) said who walks away from her to continue to find bamboo wood as he promised the landlady.

Rin was shock to be turned down so fast but shake it off "I guess why have to do this the hard way" by that she threw a kunai at (Y/N) but he simply grabbed it and turned back to her direction.

(Y/N) grab the kunai and looked at the strange knife. "Hmm, what's this?"

Rin sweat at this agian and now take out her metal blade fans and try to cut him with great speed but (Y/N) grab with his fingers surprising Rin and jump back.

"What are you doing?" Dropping the metal blade fans to the ground

*This can't be this ninja saw through my attacks but I can still have one shot at this* By that she disappeared like a blur and moving around so fast that they look like their were multiple of her *Let see you can escape this* She try to kick him but to her surprise he turn his head and moved."Can I go now?" And put his fist close to her crotch, making her eyes widened and when her crotch landed on the fist every ninja who are awake have there eyes closed, some do a hiss sound or scream of the horror but some were hiding their crotch's like if there were in that position and ohhss at this.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh" the scream of evil ninjas which echoed the forest for everyone to hear.

*oh my god* she feels the pain and is on the ground holding her private out of pain.

"Sorry I didn't really mean to do that!" (Y/N) said while scratching the back of his head in embarrassment.

"Curse you, this is not the last time you see me" she said while standing up with wobbly knees while pointing at him wobbly.

"I said I'm sorry" (Y/N) said while walking away to not get matters worst.

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Hebijo Epilogue

Coming back from the fight of (Y/N) the ninjas came back with ninja unconscious including Ryōbi who is also unconscious while Rin is walking strangely by the pain of her private.

"Rin-Sensei what happened and why are you walking like that?" Said imu who walked up to the battered ninjas to fight the intruder.

"Don't worry I'm fine" a soon as she said that a ninja walked up to Imu and whisper what happened to her and when she did Imu eyes widened and gasped and dropped her staff to the ground.

"What happened" said the leader of the elites who has Her short white hair that make her look like a man, a trait which is even more greatly exemplified by her lack of femininity who has yellow eyes and her name is Miyabi.

"Well she.....go to her" Imu ask the ninja who nodded and walked up to Miyabi and whisper by that her eyes widened, holding her private part just imagining what if felt like. By that Rin blushed out of embarrassment and walk faster to the building. Rin felt humiliated in front of the ninjas that made her furious knowing that she will find him and eliminate him for that painful moment p.