Author: HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Part two!

Law: Why does Eustass Shit have to be here?

Kid: Because it's my fucking oneshot why are you here?

You were on your way to find your friend, Traf- Traf- Tra la la la. I give up.

But anywho, you were on your way to find your friend, along with your husband, Kid, your daughter, and the whole crew.

It took about three days, but you found him.

You, Kid, and your daughter were taking a nap, Kid was with his heads in your boobs and at the same time making sure his daughter didn't fall of the bed.

"Captain, we found him." Kid gently whispered, carefully waking Kid up.

Instead you woke up.

"You found him? That's great I'll be right there." You said in a tired voice.

After repositioning Kid and making sure your daughter wouldn't fall of the bed, you went to see Law.

Once you saw him you ran up to him and hugged him.

"Law it's been so long!" You exclaimed.

"I know (y/n)-ya. Where's the child?" He asked still in the hug.

"With Kid, sleeping." You told him, dragging him along to get your daughter.

After picking her up, you  handed her to Law, he smiled down at the small little Eustass Kid spawn.

She had the same stoic expression her father had, but she was good looking, in Laws opinion.

You and Law talked for a while before suddenly Kid came barging in angered.

"WHERE ARE THEY?!" He screamed.

"What is it Kid?" You asked him.

Kid calmed down and sat you on his lap and suddenly bit down on your neck, leaving a red spot that would certainly go purple in the matter of time.

"Mine." He whispered in your ear, causing shivers down your spine.

"Calm down Eustass-ya everything is fine." Law said, still holding your daughter.

Kid still with a frown took your daughter out of his hands and held her.

"Mine." He stated to Law, with the same expression.

Out of nowhere, literally this weird short human thing popped up and bit Law.

"Mine." Said this weird child thing.

(Spoilers: I'm the weird child thing)

It was to short to be an adult, but too pubescent to be a kid. What exactly was its age?

"Law I can't reach the shelf! Heeeelllppppp!" It whined as it stretched itself to try and grab whatever the hell it wanted.

"There's a stool right beside you, use it." He sighed.

*time skip to after Law grabbing what was on the shelf*

"Did you ever name her?" Author said, still clinging on to Law.

"Did we Kid?" You asked, turning to Kid.

"Nope. And these two won't get to name it." Kid said.

"Your right! Audience! Name it!" Pubescent, the it said.

"Who is she talking to?" You whispered to Law, which he answered with a shrug.

After talking, Law and the ???? left, something about Atlantis and Aquamarines, no one understood anything out of the mumbles.

"Finally their gone." Kid sighed relieved.

"I CAN HEAR YOU EUSHAT!" That glob of puberty screamed, making Kid sweat drop.

You just laughed, holding your yet to be named child in your arms, still sleeping.

"Let's go get something to eat." He said, wrapping an arm around your waist.

"Yeah she's probably hungry already." You said, going in to the kitchen and taking a seat, pulling up your shirt and... You know what.

Kid stared at your boob for a while, you weren't sure if that was an awkward or a fascinated stare.

"Kid why are you staring?" You asked.

"I just realized I did the same thing when we had sex." He said still staring.

"Holy shit..." You muttered.

End.

I need to work on my endings. Seriously. Now their just "oh the story ends here" I mean look at it. It sucks.