So I made this short sketch after hearing Bart Baker's side to side Parody, DONT get me wrong I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Ariana Grande it's just that parody gave me this funny idea, it's just short and funny, the parody is at the top if you haven't seen it.

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I limped down the hallways to my class room, I suddenly stopped staring at the wooden stand that held last year's public yearbook, I flipped the pages carefully to not hurt my already aching injuries, I stopped as I gazed at the page that was labeled, (Most Cutest Couple), there I stood hugging my raven-haired ex-boyfriend,

Luffy....

Sometimes I wonder why I left him, was it his cute whines for food? The times he ignored me?

No...

It was cuz I caught him making out with my best friend, Nami. Did I do something to her? Did I do something to Luffy? No...I never would, why actual F would've do that to me...

I should forget about him, I have a new boyfriend now...

Kid...

Sometimes he nay be sweet, sometimes well...not so sweet.

I started heading to Class, roaming these halls have memories of Luffy I should forget, when I headed in, I faced the teacher's back, but I faced the student's attention, once they saw me they started to murmur,

'What happened to her?'

'She looks like a messed up statue'

'I'm guessing maybe she got by gangsters if she got a face that bad'

"Ms.(L/N), late again?" The teacher spoke to me while I still faced her back, "let me presume, you missed the bus? You got lost?" She continued

"Ms. Alvida, I'm sorry , but I just came back from the doctor" you spoke with a hoarse voice

"The doctor?" At that she faced you, gasping as she took in your torn features, your cut lips, you bruised face, your black eye, the way you can't stand straight, the bandage that covered all of your head.

"Very well...you may sit down" she ended the conversation at that, as she watched you limp your way to the back of the class room, you took your seat between your friend, Robin and...well...let's call her the girl that stole Luffy? Nvmd➖〰➖,...Nami

"(Y/N) what happened?" Asked Robin with sympathetic eyes, "yeah tell us, did you get attacked?" Asked Nami concerned lacing her voice, you simply ignored Nami giving her a glare, she flinched after receiving your Death glare that even scared Mr.Mihawk to the depths of the earth.

~At Lunch~

(A/N: this is where the story might get a bit funny 😂)

You sat at a table at the corner of the cafeteria, Koala, Vivi, and Robin came and sat next to you, "Care to explain the bandages?" Koala asked, "What happened, your condition is a bit frightening?" Robin asked, "Were you in a fight?" Vivi asked,

"No I just got banged" you replied bluntly

"By Kid!?" The three gasped,

"Yup,I just got banged, so hard, I bounced off the bed four times"

"Jeez! He seems like a beast in bed!" Koala inquired,

"Hey (N/N)!" Your other best friends, Ace and Sabo, turns out after they found out what Luffy done to you, they gave him a good beating for that, "Hey Nerds" you greeted, "Jesus what happened to your face!?" Ace screamed after taking a glance at your face, "you idiot! You'll make her feel bad!" Sabo nudges his brother in the ribs.

"It's ok Sabo, what happened was I bounced off the bed four times after having sex with kid"

" ooooh that's gotta hurt!" Sabo hissed

"Trust me, it does"

"(Y/N)! What happened!?" Asked an agitated Luffy, along with a worried Nami behind him

"Nothing, I already have my problems, I don't need you guys to make this worse" you replied coldly as you stood up and threw the rest of your lunch away, and leaving...

~next day~

"Late again Ms.(L/- OH MY GOODNESS!?" The teacher shrieked as she saw you come into class , this time you were in a wheelchair, accompanying your legs were two casts and one of your arms had a cast, lucky for you it was the left, you were right handed.

~Lunch~

"OMG! (Y/N) you have to breakup with him" you were whispering with Koala,

"(N/N)!? What happened again!" Your two best friend brothers panicked,

"He forced himself on me again, that's all, I just lost sight in this eye" you pointed at your black eye,

"Broke both of my legs" you nodded to your cast covered legs,

"Now, he got me roll'in side to side"

(A/N: Get it?😂 No?😓)

"Also fractured my spine" you adjusted your back, "and broke my pelvis" you relaxed, "and now from waist down I'm paralyzed" you finished, "that's all"

"Shouldn't you be in a hospital bed??" Panicked Sabo

"the doctor said, meet him here instead" you dead-panned

Dr.Trafalger, also Law's father, came in the cafeteria heading straight to you, holding some documented papers,

"Let's see now,...well the news isn't great, you had too much sex, we'll have too amputate" Dr.Trafalger sighed

"WHAT!?" Your friends shouts, echoed through the cafeteria,

"Meh, I accept it, when is the surgery?" You said emotionlessly

"DOUBLE WHAT!?" Your friends shouts, echoed through the cafeteria, Again...

"How can you handle this with a straight face!?" Ace screamed, "I'll give Kid a big fat beating for making you do this!"

"Ace, leave him alone, I know he did this to me but I accepted it, plus he's no longer related to me, I just texted him a break-up" you held up your phone showing the text, "so instead of attacking, please defend me before he kills me" you begged

"Fine..."groaned your friends for not being able to teach him a lesson...

But you didn't notice a boy with straw hat eavesdropping on your conversation..

~Next day in Lunch~

"So how is your ex-boyfriend? Send any texts?" Asked Nami as she approached your table, you simply glared at her

"look (Y/N), I'm sorry about Luffy"

"Prove it"

"The truth is...Monet dared me to kiss him"

"What!?"

"She dared me to kiss him or she'll post embarrassing pictures of me in social media, so please forgive me"

"I forgive you, but what about Luffy?? I practically ignored the guy for one year"

"And I forgive you!" You heard a cheerful voice, " but I'll only forgive you after you agree to be my girlfriend again"

"Aww! Luffy! Thank you!"you hugged your Boyfriend

"Plus I kinda already beat Kid for you" he pouted averting his eyes from you

You suddenly punch him in the shoulder, "Ow! What was that for!?"

"That was for disobeying me!"

You then kiss him passionately,

"That is for caring!"

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Did you guys get the corny jokes? *Cricket noise* Nvmd➖〰➖, well anyway, I tried
See you next chapter✌🏻️😬