OPP: I KNOW! The title a bit lam-ok nvm it fully Lame, BUT HEY! I AM OFFICIALLY BACK ON TRACK BABY! ALSO! IM MAKING A CHRISTMAS SKIT FOR MY SABO X READER BOOK! IT WILL BE RELEASED LATER TODAY! Well; you know what? I'll just leave it a surprise if your interested in seeing it!

Ace: Can I Go now •-•? I wanna open presents already •-•

OPP: wait another 2 days already •-•

Ace: Did you even buy me a present? •-•

Sabo: or me? •^•

Luffy: what about me? o_o

Law: Me? ._.

OPP: •-•....Time to go on a Christmas Haul *runs away*

Ace: I KNEW IT! *chases OPP*

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AT YOUR HOUSE IN CHRISTMAS...

I sat cross legged in my comfy Christmas sweater along with warm sweatpants at the couch, as I stared at my Fireplace drinking some hot (Favorite Tea/Coffee), I started feeling more and more lonely, my parents wanted a week out of town for Christmas for some "alone" time, well...they young and in their late 20's and I'm guessing we all know what "parent alone time" means, and my brother visiting my Aunt Nicki,

who I regret not visiting since that Woman makes some mean ginger bread cookies, which I'm sure my brother will be bragging about how he had so much in one week, while I decided to stay at home and catch up with some old friends,

Who never came.........

..shit ._.

Ace, Sabo, Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, Robin, Nami, Rebecca, Law, Kidd, Franky, Brook, Chopper, Marco, Koala, Shachi, Penguin, Thatch, Izo, Haruta, and OFCOURSE Luffy, who is usually the life of the party, isn't here, so here I am confused as why the Eff ain't nobody here on Christmas, they said they're parents weren't home, they said they're free, SO WHY? AM I REALLY THAT BAD OF A HOST?

You know what? I'll just watch something on TV, I said as I grabbed the remote and turned on the TV, which was right above the fire place and watched some (Fav TV show), (Fav TV show 2), And some (Fav Movie Genre) Movies.

It was almost 11:00pm when the door was heavily knocked on and the doorbell was repeatedly rung, "ALRIGHT! JESUS! UTS CHRISTMAS NOT WORLD WAR 3" I yelled as I removed my favorite (F/C) blanket and zipped up my jacket and headed to the door, Hot Drink in hand.

The door was knocked on once again, "OK! I'M COMING!" I opened the door, "WHAT?"

I was met with an empty front porch, was this why my parents left in Christmas? To ditch the ding dong ditch? And I thought they were gonna have some hot nights, Meh I'm always dirty minded anyway, as I was about to close the door the back door which led to the backyard was again heavily Knocked on, What is this? A burglar? They usually knock the door before coming in to check if the house is empty, is this The set of Home Alone 6? Why didn't I turn on the Christmas Lights and decorations outside the house and only turned on the fire place in those dark house? Oh yeah..it's me I'm talking about, I wanted to give that party of people that never came a nice movie house party entrance, I slaved myself on Christmas lights for nothing, I wish it was Halloween again, so I can have an excuse to go get free candy and prank some houses..

I closed the door once again heading to the back door, "CAN'T A HIGHSCHOOL GIRL HAVE SOME PEACE-" immediately as I opened the door, I was met with a grinning Freckled Face, holding a vibrant colored,flame printed wrapped gift in his hand.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS (Y/N)!"

"Wha?" I was confused, shocked and mildly irritated of the late timing, but yet along intrigued to hear the excuse, "why are you here so late Ace?"

"I Went last minute Christmas shopping"

"It's almost Midnight? No store is open after 10:00 except the Grocery store, and if that person who gets the gift is getting some Snickers bars And Sour Patch Kids, I'd say you pretty much melted their Winter Wonderland" I said as I moved aside to let him in, once he came in, he immediately removed those almost 100 layers of......jackets? coats? Shirts? Tbh I stopped counting after seeing 3 pairs of socks being added to the pile of clothing that was rising every minute,

"FREEDOM!"

"Ace put on a shirt"

"BUTS ITS TOO HOT"

"It's winter and you only wearing Black Sweats, at least wear a shirt too"

"...Fine.."

As he pulled on a Honey Yellowish Shirt and started Hanging the pile of clothing in The Coat Hooks, immediately noticing how they won't be enough, I interfered, "Ace, how about you spend the night? It's late and you can Call Dadan in my phone? It's out on the couch, you can leave your present under the Tree? I'll go put these clothes in the laundry so they can stop smelling like smoke and sweat" I said as I took the large amount and headed upstairs towards the attic.

"Thanks (Y/N)! You're The Best!"

"I know! Thanks anyway!"

I started separating the items of clothing by color as to not ruin the different colors, my mind drifted off to how I'm lucky to have Ace come by even at such a late time, that boy wasn't the type to lie, his Girlfriend or whoever that gift is for us definitely lucky.

I start hearing faint footsteps, "Ace?" I look behind me to be met with silence, I turn on the washing machine and quickly head under and towards the second floor, once my feet met the ground I quickly pushed the ladder back, itself folding into an uncomfortable pose and shutting itself into the ceiling leaving out a small string with a knot that was eventually hot glued tightly, through the years, I head down the stairs, "Ace? Were you down stairs-" as I pass the first floor I see a tall shadow disappear in the end of the hall, I decide to ignore it and quickly head downstairs because,

1-If this was a burglar who is most likely to be a man from the largeness off the shadow, I'd better be stuck with Ace, who has his own Share of Large body parts.

2-The only weapon I could think of, is a butcher knife or a Frying pan in the kitchen drawer and it's in the ground floor

3- I know there is an electric saw and More tools my brother used in the basement, but like anyone who seen scary Movies, NEVER GO TO THE BASEMENT. or attic but meh it had the washing machine, so if the Ace survives he could at least get his clean clothes back.

I reach the ground floor to see Ace watching the Epic Tv shows we all know as, Keeping up with the Kardashians...really nice Ace..I would've thought you of more a "Stranger Things" kinda Guy.

"Hey Ace"

"Yeah?"

"Did Anyone come in?"

"...."

"Ace?"

"............."

"..Ace?"

I look over at his face to find him sleeping, Dang Narcoleptic Freckled Face..

I grab his shoulder and lead him off to the stairs as I get ready to take him to my room, as soon as I reach the first step, the doorbell rings with a dark scary shadow cascading over the blurry and pixelated Designed Colored small Window.

"A-Ace..." I whisper, "five more minutes.." he grumbled..'WELL I MIGHT NOT EVEN HAVE 1 LEFT' I thought panicked, I drop Ace's body to the floor and run to the kitchen and take out a Heavy frying Pan, and as I head back to the front door, I don't even have to think twice before locking the Back door, I enter the hallway to see Ace waking up with a large bump on his head, "you didn't have to drop me you know.." he growls rubbing his sore head, "shh.." I shush as I silently grow close to the door, he looks at the door and a look of pure panic echoed throughout his face but is replaced quickly with a determined and brave face, he stands up and motions me to get behind him.. as I do..

He opens the door....

And..

"SURPRISE!"

PANG

THUD

And down goes a body with outstretched Arms holding a Red Wrapped Gift, "Yep.." he looks at the body, "you killed Luffy", "HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS LUFFY?"

"Think?"

"I regret saying I wish it was Halloween again.."

Luffy immediately bounces back up again, "Hi (Y/N)! DID I MISS THE PARTY?"

"..can you tell me why you arrived so late in the first place?"

"Zoro got us lost so we separated to find him, and it looks like Ace came here first! So I guess I'm the second one to arrive!"

"Wait...so that tall shadow in the first floor...that Idiot..."

I grumble loudly, clenching the frying pan in my hand and storming to the first floor and heading straight to my Bedroom, which my I say had the most Least comfiest Bed, extremely hard and not even the least fluffy bit. And knowing how one certain Person likes thing hard.. I barge into My Room to see a snoring Pile of Green,

PANG

"YOU SERIOUSLY NEED TO WORK ON YOUR DIRECTIONS"

"OW! WOMAN WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS"

"YOUR EVEN MORE PERVY THAN SANJI"

"HOW AM I MORE PERVY THAN THAT ERO-COOK?"

"YOUR SLEEPING. IN. MY. BED."

"SO?"

"...Get out of my room and go get the beer in the fridge already"

" 'kay"

As the Greenette leaves I just sigh, "I asked for Halloween, not to have my life be a real Dramatic Telenovela.." I head downstairs to see that the rest of the Gang is here, Sabo and Ace and Luffy, chatting by the front door, The girls continuing the previously paused episode of KUWTK, while Sanji Served them some Hot chocolate and Zoro starting a fight with him, Chopper and Usopp running around with Christmas Lights, Marco and Thatch and Brook and Franky skimming through the various halls decorated with portraits.

Kidd and Law arguing in the Kitchen, Shachi and Penguin telling Jokes to Haruta and Izo by the counter,

And the Tree..

The presents were so Packed under that I'm sure I have to take a bridge to reach the other side of the tree..

Rebecca seemed to Spot me as she ignored Nami's Comment about Kim's Nose and Eye similarity to Kylie , and headed toward (Y/N).

"Thank you for inviting me, (Y/N)"

"I-It's ok..all my friends are welcome..."

"It is deeply appreciated since I'm still a new add to this group of friend and I wish you a merry Christmas"

"Thank you Rebecca, I wish you a merry Christmas Aswell!"

"(Y/N)-San! May I use your speakers for a few minutes?"

"Yes..?"

Brook Goes and Puts on a cute Christmas song,

(A/N: start Song Now)

"Yohohoho! such a Christmasy view of Melodies!"

"Let's Dance! Shishishi!"

Koala immediately ditching the TV and pulling more girls to the main living room where all the couches were pushed to the side forming a perfect Dance floor, Nami joining, then Rebecca and Finally Robin.

"Would you like To dance My Sweet Angel-"

BONK

"No Thanks!"

Oooo..rejection is hard..

Sanji Rubbed his head as he came closer to my side in the sidelines watching everyone Dance in Sync to the music, "(Y/N)-Chan? Why don't you Dance?"

"Not feeling the vibe.."

"Would you Dance with Me?"

"Wha-"

"Would you?"

"Sanji I seriously can't dance-"

"Please?"

"...Fine" I chuckled as I was pulled to the dance floor by Sanji, as he twisted and turned along to the cheery beat, while I just stood like a freakin statue.. "AYE COME ON (Y/N) DANCE!" Haruta Cheered, "YEAH COME ON (Y/N)-CHAN" Izo added.

"But I Don't know how to dance" I laughed off, "I can teach ya?" I laughed as Mr.Pineapple Elf Chuckled, he was wearing an Elf Sweater that was holding a pineapple, it was hilarious, "Are you gonna Teach me how to Elf Dance too? Or Dance like Pennywise?"

"Oh shut up, a second without talking to me and you would've been awkward"

"Solid Burn, Mr.Pineapple McElfoy"

"Solid Burn has been Redirected?"

"You bet! Now Show me how to dance already!"

"Ok! You just have to Follow the beat with your body movement, you don't see someone Dancing like he's in a rave to "Deck the Hall" do you?"

"So like this?.." I Say as I start twisting my hips and turning my feet to the beat.

"Yeah.. that's it! Your getting the hang of it!"

"Wohoo! I'm dancing!" I cheered,

The whole group laughing and cheering along with smiles and Laughter,

I move away and bump against a blonde With tan skin and A scar on his left eye, "Sabo! You having fun?"

"Extremely! I hope you are?"

"Are you kidding? This is the best Christmas I had in Years!"

"I'm glad to hear that! I actually made you some Gingerbread cookies! I know they won't beat Aunt Nicki's but I tried my best!" He said as he offered me one of the man shaped Yummies.

I immediately being a Food-aholic bit the head off, "Oh My God. Sabo.."

He looked adorably Worried at my judgement, "YOU OUTDONE YOURSELF! THESE ARE EVEN BETTER THAN AUNT NICKI's"

He sighed happily in relief , "You kinda scared me there,"

"Not like your brothers at the front door.."

"What?"

"You'll know tomorrow at Christmas morning.."

"O..K.."

I head over to the Snack Table and Spot Kidd and Law, "Enjoying Yourselves Dear Lovers?"

"Great as usual"

"It's going fine, (Y/N)-ya"

"You sure? I've seen a lot of moping from this redhead.."

"I'm not moping I just always look like this.."

"You always look like the burnt Popcorn kernel from all these popping kernels?" I gesture to the dancing People around us,

"Oh shut up, atleast I'm not wearing 4 layers of lame sweaters about Donner and Blitzen"

"Oh kiss my Ass, short stuff"

"Short stuff? I'm taller than you!"

"In Ego, taller and bigger than me in Ego."

The Red head just blushed and left me and the polar bear loving Guy who is smirking at Kidd's reaction by the snack table,

"You always surprise and impress me more and more with your skills on picking on Eustass-ya, (Y/N)-ya"

"It's a blessing, and a curse, how's Beboo doing?" I ask about his Husky,

"Well and thankfully healthier than before, it was getting annoying how Cora-San's cigarettes always worsened Bepo's health"

"Well tell that big Teddy Bear I wish him a merry Christmas"

"I always do (Y/N)-ya"

"Merry Christmas To you too Law!" I give him a smile along with a small peck on the cheek before leaving,

Law stood there with a shocked expression, but soon replaced with a ghost of a smile on his tanned Face, with Pink Dusting along his cheeks.

"looking for some Alcohol at a Christmas party? Shameful Thatchy.."

"(Y-Y/N)! I wasn't!-"

"Left Side, behind the Pickles and Mustard, there's a bottle of Fresh Beer"

"Thanks! How'd you-"

"My brother likes Beer, almost as much as Luffy is addicted to Food"

"....you should be worried, he could end up as Shanks"

"An alcoholic? Ha! Funny! My brother won't hookup In bars, he a more grocery store and beer type of guy"

Hear that Ladies? MY BROTHER SINGLE- Ok the Fourth Wall has been already enough let's just continue.

"Well I hope him luck on finding a girl like you"

"Like me? Annoying? Snores? Morning Beast?"

"Yep, But worded wrongly. Annoyingly charming, Snores rarely, Morning Beast In Bed"

"Ok too much beer there" I say as I snatch the bottle from his hand, "you need some water and go sober up without any quickies in the Closet, or I'll post that pic of you Drunk flirting with Ace in instagram"

"OK OK JESUS IM GOING" he runs out of the kitchen with a Glass of water..Ha. Always works.

Nami and Robin come in, "Hey (Y/N)! Any desert plannned? Or dinner? Or after Dinner? 'cause Luffy is finishing the snack table in an instant"

"Nope! Let's order some Pizza?"

"Great Idea (Y/N)"

"Just make sure the pizza has (F/Topping) and No (Least Fav/Topping) and I'll legitimately make out with that Pizza"

"I bet 10$ you can't"

"Watch me"

"OH I WILL! ALL NIGHT!. ROBIN! ORDER THAT PIZZA! ILL GO PREPARE MY WALLET FOR WHEN I COLLECT MY WINNINGS!" Nami exclaims as she runs out

"Robin, why do you seem to be the only Woman here that can actually hold a conversation?"

"Because I am" Robin answers as she orders the pizza Online, "and I seem to be the only one to actually handle alcohol"

"Alcoh- WAIT THIS BEER AIN'T MINE IT'S FOR THATCH"

"We'll see (Y/N), I should have given you an appointment for getting lectured about how Alcohol Ruins your body instead of your gift"

"Aw come on Robin! Don't tease me like that! NOW I WANT TO OPEN YOUR GIFT FIRST"

She just chuckles and leaves me in the Kitchen alone, that woman...

Shachi and Penguin Run In, Shachi Grabbing my Beer, "HEY!"

"YOU TOO YOUNG FOR BEER (Y/N) SO HA!"

"EAT OUR DUST"

"You two Dead.." I look aimlessly at their figures that were heading upstairs..I walk slowly ten seconds after they're out of sight and take my phone out, I peek through the hall for the second floor seeing two Laughing Guys drinking beer,

CLICK

SNAP

The two guys have fearful expressions as I stand leaning on the corner with a Picture of them "flirting"

"This trick works every time, you two even more dense than Thatchy and Ace"

The two were In their knees in Seconds, "please (Y/N), I'LL DO ANYTHING! JUST LET ME GO!"

"What about me!?" Penguin exclaimed, "I'd rather be caught flirting with Law's Dog than you!?"

"So you admit you have a crush on a dog?

"WHAT? NO! (YYYY/NNNN)!!!!'"

" EAT MY DUST "

I laughed walking downstairs, Koala stopping me to ask for the Bathroom, "Nice Party (Y/N), next time we should come earlier for more fun"

"Always."

"Cool! And You should know, one of the people here has a Crush on youuuu..."

"Why is everyone teasing me today?"

She just giggled and gives me a shirt friendly hug, "Merry Christmas (Y/N)!"

As she leaves I head over to the First floor and Spot Franky heading downstairs, "Franky! How was your day so far!"

"OW! IT WAS SUPERRR! THIS PARTY WILL FOREVER LIVE WITH IT'S SUUUUPPEERRRR VIBES"

"Thanks Franky! As always a pleasure! Merry Christmas Franky!"

"OW! MERRY SUUUUPERRRR CHRISTMAS (Y/N)!"

I head over to my room to find Chopper and Ussop passed out in front of my door, how Adorable...they passed out from overplaying themselves.. I held both Boys' arms over my shoulders and headed into my room, tucking both in, and giving each a sweet Christmasy Goodnight and a Peck on the Cheek, I leave my room to head to the ground floor and see the whole gang passed out, thankfully in Pillows from the Couches, and some sharing Flip Out Couches...(Ace and Sabo And Marco) what a nice view...

Such a nice Christmas full of hotties in every corner..

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OPP: I HOPE YOU LIKED IT! IT TOOK ME ALL DAY ! I HOPE YOU HAVING A GREAT/PERFECT DAY/NIGHT! ILL UPLOAD MY SABO CHRISTMAS AU LATER TODAY! REMEMBER! If you want any requests or anything! Just comment or DM me! It's ok! DONT BE SHY! WE ALL HERE A GROUP OF AMAZING WRITERS!

Byeeeeee