OPP: I'm sorry...I FORGOT I HAD THIS CHAPTER READY. I WAS READY TO POST IT IN THE NEW YEARS AND HERE I AM REMEMBERING IN FEBRUARY. IM SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. IM SORRY MY SNOOKUMS SPOOK-

Ace: Just spare me the embarrassment and go ahead and read •_•...

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"Oh My God! Oh My God! IT'S ACE'S BIRTHDAY!"

"Here we go again.."

"Even melting beeswax in my ears wont stop me from hearing this constant Nagging.."

I was "Fangirling" as What Law And Zoro would Call it, By the bleachers today as I was staring- umm..admiring Ace's Body from Afar..OK SORRY I WAS STARING AT HIS ABS!

Ace was being his usual attractive Goofy self as he was helping Cheerleader practice their round up kicks when they were actually trying to find an excuse to flirt with him or show him their Undewear, which I find absolutely absurd..OK SORRY AGAIN, I JUST WANNA KILL THE BITCHES FOR TAINTING MY POOPY POTATO FUTURE HUSBAND.

Law Sighed, "don't you think your Overreacting, (Y/N)-ya?"

"Yeah, it's not that exciting that Today is Ace's Birthday, or the new year, it's just Same Old, Same Old School"

"Excuse Me."

"Rest in Pieces, Zoro-ya"

"Wha-" Zoro couldn't have time to finish as he was practically thrown off the Bleachers into the crowd of Teenage girls who were busy ogling your crush.

"Nobody messes with the power of Birthday's and New Years." You stayed Patting away any dirt in your clothing and walking off.

"Why do all the people I hang out with are either Dumb or Flamingly Crazy.."Law Sighed.

~Time skip~

It was officially Lunch time, I sat alone in that table by the corner as usual, and Law and Zoro going to their respective places among the groups,

those lucky pieces of trash have the table Ace in squeezed right in between'em!

"Ace! I bought you a birthday present"

Bitch WHAT

"I got you that Cowboy Hat you were ogling at the mall!"

THAT MTHAFCKIN' D-SUCKING-

"Thanks hehe.."

Wait what...Ace is Sad..on a Celebratory Day..either the planets are aligned or Lucifer is real 'cause this is unreal..

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I silently doodle a chibi Version of Ace eating Chicken Curry for some reason, not noticing two admiring eyes watching over my back..

"Hey is that Ace?"

Shit shit shit shit shit shit...

"Hehe..Nah Luffy! That's...my...uncle Renaldo! Hehe.."

Real smooth..even someone as dense as Luffy can see that's a lie.

"Oh ok! Hey wanna come along with us to McDonalds? Traffy is coming along! Even some of Ace's friends too!"

Too?...as in..Ace will be there?....BISH IM DOWN— Gurl I need to calm my ass down..

"U-uh Yeah! I'm down.."

That sounded less awkward in my head..

"Meet us at the school gate after Art class, that our last lesson, right?"

"Yeah! Art class with Mr.Bukater"

"Shishi! Let's go then!"

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I sat..silently..just staring...

Ok glaring..

At the line of girls drowning Ace with gifts..

I only boat him this Wallet with the words 'ASCE' on the front with the S crossed out, and a cross sign made with bones with a skull who has a  pointed white beard in the back..

I just feel like it's too..cheap..for someone I like as much as Ace..

So..Plan A; telling him my feelings and give him the wallet in his Birthday

Is officially a no bueno..

So time for Plan B; distract Ace enough to slip him the wallet.

Yeah Plan B sounds way better, since it saves me the chance of humiliation if he rejects me..

Any way!

Plan A!

I grin starting to stand up, "Ace! I bought you a big nice cart full of meat!"

Plan B! Mission failed!

I sink bank into my seat, knowing the pesky fangirls, I'd never even have a minute with the guy..what could possibly be a good enough distraction...

WAIT. I KNOW.

I clear my throat, readying off my lame valley girl accent, but nonetheless hitting the interests of certain people perfectly, I sneak off to the back of the cafeteria behind those tall cupboards full of Trays and supplies, I scream using my accent, "OH. MY. GOSH. LIKE TOTALLY, THAT BUS HIT THE NEW GIRL, LIKE SHE COULD BE, LIKE TOTALLY DEAD RIGHT NOW."

(A/n: Sorry if anyone finds this offensive)

Immediately all the eyes focus on Vivi, the new girl,

AIMING SKILLS ON NERF GUNS, DON'T FAIL ME NOW.

I forcefully throw my wallet aiming at Ace's tray, but instead the wallet giving a quick smack to the back of a Pineapple, "OW! who hit me-yoi"

SHIT. CODE PINEAPPLE. I REPEAT. CODE PINEAPPLE.

I immediately rush towards my table acting like nothing happened, "a wallet? A-S-C-E...Ace I think one of your fans dropped a gift or something-yoi"

"Oh cool. Thanks Marco."

JACKPOT.

"Oh wait Ace, there's a receipt in here-yoi.."

NO JACKPOT.

"Oh never mind..it's a sour patch kids Wrapper?..."

THANK YOU, DEAR GOD.

"It's cool, anyway Marco, I'm not feeling hungry I'll head off to Spanish class early.."

Ok something is definitely wrong, Not hungry? Class early? Sad aura? That is the ABSOLUTE opposite of Ace, that boy is hiding something..and I intend of finding out what that is..

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I currently deciding to finally be bold, walked up to an alone Ace in an empty classroom, worst case scenario; he hates me, best case scenario; we end up having doing "it" on the teacher's desk, and there's the grey line in between, which Is what I'm currently on,

"Spill"

"(Y/N)? You have Spanish with Mr.Dracule?"

"Don't change the subject, spill"

"Spill what?"

"The beans"

"What beans?"

"GOSH DANG IT ACE. DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT"

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKIN' ABOUT"

"YOUR SAD. YOUR NOT HUNGRY. PLUS YOUR EARLY TO CLASS. BOI. EITHER YOU FOUND OUT YOU SECRETLY A REAL LIFE POTATO OR SOME SORT 'CAUSE IT'S YOUR GODDAMN BIRTHDAY"

He looks at me with a shocked face..

Gosh dang it. I think I was too harsh..

"No one was that observant of me before.."

Well Boi I've been inlove with you since practically the 4th grade. I had to do something to pass the time.

"It's just (Y/N)..I hate my birthday..it's because of.."

He goes on about his father being a big mafia gang leader in the neighboring city and about his mother and how he struggled since childhood about being born with 'Bad blood'

"Ace. Do you honestly think. That I would care where your genes are from? Or who your related to? Ace. You parents don't define you, you are. Who you choose to be. And you chose to be a one of a kind Piece of Ass. And it's a Nice one too, So own up to it. It's who you are and you shouldn't be ashamed of it, or if How its a reminder, focus on the good parts."

His cheeks turned a light shade of pink, briefly covering the slight freckles along his nose, Why tho-

OMG. I JUST GAVE MY CRUSH A LIFE ADVICE. AND I COMPLIMENTED HIS ASS AT THE SAME TIME.

"Was it you?"

"H-Huh?.."

"Did you get me that wallet?"

"U-um..yeah"

OK WE ARE TECHNICALLY BOTH STRAWBERRIES RIGHT NOW.

"I love it (Y/N), and...thanks..I needed to hear that.." he lightly smiles,

OK. TELL A JOKE. MAKE HIM SMILE. THEN FOLLOW ADAM SANDLER's DATING RULES FROM GROWN UPS 2.

"What part? The part where I said I liked your Ass or the advice part?"

NOT THAT JOKE ,WHACKO.

He laughs, going fully into a big grin, "I'm not sure, probably both I guess."

GOOD! HE GRINNING. FOLLOW ADAM SANDLER'S ADVICE

"you have a nice smile!"

"Hehe Thanks (N/N)"

HE. GAVE. ME. A. NICKNAME. FOLLOW THE LAST STEP OF THE ADVICE. DO IT. DO IT.

"Ok! You have to go out with me tonight.—"

"Tonight?"

"Yes Tonight!"

Please tell me the advice works...

"...as in a date?"

"YES—er. Yeah. A date sounds cool."

"Sure thing! Here's my number! I think a date with you on my birthday is perfect!"

He grin handing. Slip of paper with eight digits,

THANK YOU ADAM SANDLER!

Once Ace leaves the room, I go into a jumping frenzy, "YES. YES. YES. YES. I'LL MAKE SURE THIS IS A BIRTHDAY HE WON'T FORGET"

and let's just say after a great night, ending with having ice cream in the car, wasn't enough..since Nine months later a Second gift popped up for Ace!

...It was a delivery from Amazon that got delayed..perverts..
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OPP: I'M SORRY. I FEEL LIKE THIS WAS SHORT.

Ace: it kinda was..

OPP: WELL VALENTINE's DAY IS COMING UP. SO I'LL POST 2 VALENTINES RELATED CHAPTERS! AND NOT TO FORGET SABO'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP . I'LL POST A CHAPTER HERE AND A DIFFERENT ONE IN MY SABO X READER BOOK.

Ace: ANYWAY. ENOUGH ABOUT SABO!

Sabo: HEY!

OPP: THANK YOU FOR READING! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CHAPTER. DON'T HESITATE ON LEAVING REQUESTS! OR COMMENTS. 'CAUSE I LEGIT ENJOY READING ALL OF THEM.

Ace: Fun fact about the requests tho!

OPP: yeah! Don't worry. For all who already requested don't worry I didn't forget about you, and for who will request, just know, I'll work on them hardly but briefly since I might get stuck with school, but I Am workin on the chapters and will publish them soon. I PROMISE! ^^

HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY/NIGHT!

SORRY ONCE AGAIN ACE FOR FORGETTING TO RELEASE YOUR BIRTHDAY CHAPTER!

Ace: ITS OK SHEESH.

SEE YA NEXT TIME READERS.