*dies*
Anyway let's analyze this baby daddy.

Checklist
Sleek {√}
Classy {√}
Hot {√}
Over 30 {√}
cigar {√}
CEO {√}
powerful {√}
Daddy got cash {√}
Escapee {√}
Hot in stripes {√}
Byutifool hair {√}
Dat ass {√}

Ladies I think we got one.
We gotta:

Slutty old man.