While the women were doing their work You were pretty Much examining the Area to get A Feel for the History, and all of it's Historic Landmark.

Y/n: Oh Wow, this Place is so Nice! So Historic! I wonder what else is around here?

Just then someone shut up and you barely recognized.

???: Hello Y/n.

Y/n: Oh Hello Comedically Oversized Lady but how do you know my Name?

???: You don't remember me?

Y/n: Who are you?

Alvida: IT'S ME IRON MACE ALVIDA! You Like the new Far More beautiful Skin, hair, and even Fat~! All A Courtusey to my new Discovery~! I am truly the Most Beautiful Woman in the East Blue~!

Y/n: Wow, You Look Good, How did you do it?

Alvida: Oh I'm so Glad you asked. I had found the Slick Slick fruit, A Devil fruit that gave me Perfect Skin, hair, and everything but it made me Lose my weight, so I had to work on it and I surpassed my old standards Greatly.

Y/n: So Why are you here?

Alvida: Seriously? I'm here for revenge, You Idiot!

Y/n: Oh Okay. Well... Here's my Response.

You then Created A Giant Chocolate Toblerone Hammer!

Alvida: What is that?

Y/n: The Hammer of Discipline. WERE YOU RAISED IN A CAVE!?

You then slammed it on top of her.

Y/n: There you are Forgiven.

Alvida: Ugh... Thank you, Y/n...

Y/n: Bye!

Alvida: W-Wait, Hold up!

Y/n: Do you the famous two Shoe beating? Maybe 3?

Alvida: No of course not! I... Was Just wondering... if...

Y/n: If?

Alvida: If... I can Join your Crew Perhaps?

Y/n: Why?

Alvida: I Lost my own... I Lost what I had after you last beat me and I know we're enemies but-

Y/n: Okay.

Alvida: But- Wait, What?

Y/n: You Can Join.

Alvida: You serious?

Y/n: Yeah, I mean I hold no Grudge and not to mention you're pretty easy on the eyes Now with that devil fruit.

Alvida: (Blushing) Oh, Thank you, I really appreciate that.

Y/n: Good! (Thoughts) Eh, This is going to be Kind of Hard to explain to Nami and Nojiko, but that can be cleared up after we cross the Red Line.