Louis: i slept on it

Louis: i'm coming home

Harry: Are you sure? Work is important, Louis, we'd be fine here in London.

Louis: i don't want to think about y'all being alone when i could've been there

Louis: and i refuse to miss out on her kicking and stuff

Harry: Her?

Louis: it's a girl don't argue w me

Harry: My doctor said I can find out the gender at my next appointment, which is a few weeks before you allegedly come back. Do you want me to push it back?

Louis: i'm definitely coming back

Louis: and yes please

Harry: Then I'll call them when I get out of work.

Louis: woah work what do you do

Harry: i'm a teacher for third form

Louis: NO

Louis: WHAT

Louis: MR MONOTONE NO EMOTION STYLES WORKS W SMALL CHILDREN

Harry: Heyyy! I have emotions. I just type like an educated individual.

Louis: laaaame

Louis: I guess I can see you teaching eight year olds

Louis: the night we met you kept shouting into my belly button and asking if anyone was in there

Harry: ...I don't have an explanation.

Louis: i figured