Harry: Dear Mr. Whoever The Fuck I Slept With, my name is Harry. two months ago I was at a gay club and I had a one night stand with you. Now I'm pregnant and, surprise, you're the father. I don't really know anything about you besides your number, but I just wanted to let you know you're a daddy. Congratulations.

Louis: this isn't funny niall

Harry: Who the fuck is Niall?

Louis: fine. if you're not Niall, send me a picture of yourself

Louis: just to prove it

Harry: Oh god I can't take selfies...

Harry:

Harry: Satisfied??

Louis: oh my god I remember you !!

Harry: You should, you got me pregnant.

Louis: oh right ya

Louis: um

Louis: I honestly don't know what to say right now

Harry: Just say the first thing that pops into your mind I guess.

Louis: Pepe

Harry: Excuse me?

Louis: SHIT NO FORGET I SAID THAT

Harry: You know what?

Harry: Talk to me when you're going to be serious about this